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  • AndrewKanuck
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2004
    • 6706

    #1

    Giving away free advice - guys, wanna get more blowjobs per week?

    Step 1:



    Get yourself a Mach3 POWER - shave yo balls man. Bitches will love the soft and smooth balls - and they won't be able to give you crabs. If this doesn't work, atleast you'll get off from the nice vibrations that the POWER gives you.

    Step 2:



    Wash your damn balls - women ain't going down on you if the smell makes them sick.

    And...finally, if all else fails. Step 3:

    Send traffic to Mary34d - traffic to her is like airmiles from the airline.
  • mary34d
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2003
    • 3358

    #2
    or

    drive a bus

    or

    own a big program


    The guys at CJ Bucks will do absolutely anything to get your business. You owe it to yourself to at least ask!

    Free Hosting, Content, etc. CJ Bucks has it all. Sign up! I'll show you my tits now you show me your traffic.

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    • wdsguy
      Ryde or Die
      • Dec 2002
      • 19568

      #3
      Originally posted by AndrewKanuck
      Step 1:



      Get yourself a Mach3 POWER - shave yo balls man. Bitches will love the soft and smooth balls - and they won't be able to give you crabs. If this doesn't work, atleast you'll get off from the nice vibrations that the POWER gives you.

      Step 2:



      Wash your damn balls - women ain't going down on you if the smell makes them sick.

      And...finally, if all else fails. Step 3:

      Send traffic to Mary34d - traffic to her is like airmiles from the airline.


      I already know bout steps 1 and 2, taking notes on 3

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      • mary34d
        Confirmed User
        • Aug 2003
        • 3358

        #4
        I also have some great hosting offers.....

        www.rocksolidcolo.com

        mary at offerjunction dot com


        The guys at CJ Bucks will do absolutely anything to get your business. You owe it to yourself to at least ask!

        Free Hosting, Content, etc. CJ Bucks has it all. Sign up! I'll show you my tits now you show me your traffic.

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        • AndrewKanuck
          Confirmed User
          • Jan 2004
          • 6706

          #5
          Originally posted by mary34d
          I also have some great hosting offers.....

          www.rocksolidcolo.com

          mary at offerjunction dot com
          How many mbits per blowjob

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          • GatorB
            The Demon & 12clicks
            • Oct 2001
            • 18208

            #6
            nevermind
            Last edited by GatorB; 10-01-2004, 06:03 PM.

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            • AndrewKanuck
              Confirmed User
              • Jan 2004
              • 6706

              #7
              Originally posted by GatorB
              Here's another way

              awesome red x

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              • mary34d
                Confirmed User
                • Aug 2003
                • 3358

                #8
                Originally posted by AndrewKanuck
                How many mbits per blowjob
                buy a rack


                The guys at CJ Bucks will do absolutely anything to get your business. You owe it to yourself to at least ask!

                Free Hosting, Content, etc. CJ Bucks has it all. Sign up! I'll show you my tits now you show me your traffic.

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                • TheLegacy
                  SEO RobertWarrenSEO.com
                  • Apr 2003
                  • 18213

                  #9
                  or you could simply spend the 40$ and get a whore downtown - its about the same value spent on soap, water and shaving

                  RobertWarrenSEO.com
                  Telegram: @TheLegacy54

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                  • AndrewKanuck
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 6706

                    #10
                    Originally posted by TheLegacy
                    or you could simply spend the 40$ and get a whore downtown - its about the same value spent on soap, water and shaving
                    Yeah - but how much will the aid medication cost?

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