This place more popular than a Honeybaked ham in Ethiopia.
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I think a good gift for the President would be a chocolate revolver. and since he is so busy, you'd probably have to run up to him real quick and give it to him.
Often times I wonder why
There's love and hate, theres live or die.
When sickness comes I must decide:
When feelings go, theres suicide.
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I can still recall old Mister Barnslow getting out every morning and nailing a fresh load of tadpoles to the old board of his. Then he'd spin it round and round, like a wheel of fortune, and no matter where it stopped he'd yell out, "Tadpoles! Tadpoles is a winner!" We all thought he was crazy. But then we had some growing up to do.Originally posted by nofx
I think a good gift for the President would be a chocolate revolver. and since he is so busy, you'd probably have to run up to him real quick and give it to him.Comment
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At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money on tooth X-rays. But then I thought, if a patient said, "How's my back tooth?" and you just looked at it with your X-ray vision and said, "Oh it's okay," then the patient would probably say, "Aren't you going to take an X-ray, stupid?" and you'd say, "Aw fuck you, get outta here," and then he probably wouldn't even pay his bill.Originally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom
I can still recall old Mister Barnslow getting out every morning and nailing a fresh load of tadpoles to the old board of his. Then he'd spin it round and round, like a wheel of fortune, and no matter where it stopped he'd yell out, "Tadpoles! Tadpoles is a winner!" We all thought he was crazy. But then we had some growing up to do.
Often times I wonder why
There's love and hate, theres live or die.
When sickness comes I must decide:
When feelings go, theres suicide.
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this post i am making is part of that 5 million...so congrats gfy!I'm a freelance babe!Comment
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Very cool, I bet there is gonna be some kick ass prizes to the one who grabs 5mil
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uhh...yea...a +1 to their post count.Originally posted by Nicky
Very cool, I bet there is gonna be some kick ass prizes to the one who grabs 5mil
Often times I wonder why
There's love and hate, theres live or die.
When sickness comes I must decide:
When feelings go, theres suicide.
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True. This place is getting faster and faster as time goes on! I love it! Bring on 5 mil!Comment
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One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to DisneyLand, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said, "DisneyLand burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real DisneyLand, but it was getting pretty late.Originally posted by nofx
At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money on tooth X-rays. But then I thought, if a patient said, "How's my back tooth?" and you just looked at it with your X-ray vision and said, "Oh it's okay," then the patient would probably say, "Aren't you going to take an X-ray, stupid?" and you'd say, "Aw fuck you, get outta here," and then he probably wouldn't even pay his bill.Comment
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who cares?I don't use ICQ anymore.Comment
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When I die, I would like to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming and yelling like the passenger in his car.I host with VacaresComment
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Too bad there are no contests this time, I would have been pretty close on my guesses.. not exact.. but close..I'm here for the violence!Comment
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Instead of a Seeing Eye dog, what about a gun? It's cheaper than a dog, plus if you walk around shooting all the time, people are going to get out of the way. Cars too!I host with VacaresComment
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close doesnt win you prizesOriginally posted by media
Too bad there are no contests this time, I would have been pretty close on my guesses.. not exact.. but close..I host with VacaresComment
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its going faster and fasterComment
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definitelyOriginally posted by Nicky
Very cool, I bet there is gonna be some kick ass prizes to the one who grabs 5mil
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It's prolly passed it by now.Originally posted by Ar3s
its going faster and fasterComment
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