I think I knocked up a prostitue!!!!!
The condom broke!
Now the bitch is saying I gotta send her support payment!
Now the bitch is saying I gotta send her support payment!
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hmm, yeah...good luck with that
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that is classic, dude have a DNA test and quick
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Did you at least ask for a refund?...Comment
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dna test!!!!
I'm here for the violence!Comment
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How the fuck do you ever hear from a prostitute again? Did you give her your address?Comment
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Have it tested.Comment
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You lose.Comment
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Yeah, he wrote his address on the condom.Originally posted by detoxed
How the fuck do you ever hear from a prostitute again? Did you give her your address?
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Originally posted by detoxed
How the fuck do you ever hear from a prostitute again? Did you give her your address?
Incall... Repeat customer. Maybe.
There are other ways, though.Sleep well, and dream of large women.
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run for it head to canada or if your in canada head for mexico or the states but thats just my opinionComment
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Damn man. That could turn into some nasty shit.,
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That's the least of your problems...how about aids and all the other stds...Comment
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goodluck dude.. try to be more careful next time.
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If she can narrow it down to you she must not be a very busy whore. I mean if you find out you are pregnant you basically have to go back a month or more so the typical whore that's at least 100 dudes.Comment
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I was almost developing a reationship with herOriginally posted by detoxed
How the fuck do you ever hear from a prostitute again? Did you give her your address?.Comment
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Tell her YOU want custody and child support.Originally posted by mongoose403
The condom broke!
Now the bitch is saying I gotta send her support payment!
Edit: Could be a scam, she might not be pregnant at all. Maybe she tries to blackmail all her clients like that.Sleep well, and dream of large women.
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Originally posted by GatorB
If she can narrow it down to you she must not be a very busy whore. I mean if you find out you are pregnant you basically have to go back a month or more so the typical whore that's at least 100 dudes.
see no, hear no evil.Comment
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Originally posted by mongoose403
I was almost developing a reationship with her
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Originally posted by Dagwolf
Tell her YOU want custody and child support.
Edit: Could be a scam, she might not be pregnant at all. Maybe she tries to blackmail all her clients like that.
I would if I knew it was 100% mine!.Comment
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You wanted a relationship with a WHORE? What a dumbass!Originally posted by mongoose403
I was almost developing a reationship with her
How'd the cum of 5 other guys she blew that day taste when you kissed her?Comment
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Get a paternity test, and then get yourself tested
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Originally posted by GatorB
You wanted a relationship with a WHORE? What a dumbass!
How'd the cum of 5 other guys she blew that day taste when you kissed her?
Gator, she was with me almost every night! I hardly think she could have been with 5 other guys!.Comment
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A) SHE'S A WHORE! Its her JOB to fuck many men for money INCLUDING YOU.Originally posted by mongoose403
Gator, she was with me almost every night! I hardly think she could have been with 5 other guys!
B) Whatver you have to tell yourself buddy.Comment
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Originally posted by detoxed
How the fuck do you ever hear from a prostitute again? Did you give her your address?
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Sorry, but this is a funny thread....
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dumbassComment
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way to go champ!
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Problem solved:
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Originally posted by TheWolf
Problem solved:
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Oh well the horrible std you will get from her will distract you from having to pay child support
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Originally posted by TheWolf
Problem solved:
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When's the wedding?
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Originally posted by ChrisExtreme
When's the wedding?
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I find this very hard to believe. But if it is, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
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hahaha, I think this might work a little bit better:Originally posted by TheWolf
Problem solved:
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I've heard that story 10 times . I'm sure lots of fuckers really payOriginally posted by rayadp05Comment
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Yeah, just pluck the little fucker out of there.
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lol u are pretty fuckedComment
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The good news is that the heroin she will be injecting into her arms over the next few months will kill the baby.Comment
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Originally posted by ChrisExtreme
When's the wedding?
haha.
I guess thats what he gets for giving two forms of ID, home address and emergency phone numbers to a hooker before he fucks her.Comment
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that's what you get for fucking a prostitute.
Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.Comment
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Now read without the word dog.Comment
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