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Old 09-26-2005, 05:32 AM  
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To summarize:

arse, -hole
ass, -hole
bloody
adj., generally pejorative or intensifying
bog
toilet
bog standard
boring, normal - "vanilla"
bollocks
testicles. Also used analogously to "bullshit"
bonk
to have intercourse with (slightly less crude than "screw")
brilliant
great, terrific
bugger
an individual (rude), to foul up
bugger up
to foul up
bugger off
go away
cheers
thank you, your health, goodbye
chuffed
very pleased, almost smug ("well chuffed")
cock up
to foul up, screw up
dead
very (dead slow, dead good)
fanny
vagina
flash
ostentatious
(bit of) fluff
girlfriend, "woman" (almost always jokingly)
fuck-all (bugger-all, sod-all)

fuck me!
expression of astonishment ("well, bugger me backwards!)
get your finger out
(of your ass??) get a move on, get going
getting your oats
getting laid (sexual)
git
jerk, bastard (v. strong)
gob
mouth (as in "shut your gob") or to spit
gob-smacked
astonished
goolies
testicles
gorgeous
great, terrific
gormless
stupid, brainless
grotty
dirty, grubby
guv
short for "guv'nor" (governor) - term of address, jokingly, for an upperclass person/boss
hacked off
pissed off
jammy
smug, lucky
knacker
to tire (knackered = exhausted)
knackers
testicles (see bollocks)
"knock up"
*can* be used to mean "knocking on someone's door to wake them up (but also used in common Am. sense, to get someone pregnant)
lager lout/woofter
a rude, coarse, stupid person who drinks lager (instead of ale)
loo
toilet
love bite
hickey
`lurve'
a sarcastic term for smushy romantic love
luv
("love") - generic term of address ("sorry, luv")
off your head
crazy
oik
boor, oaf
over the top
too much, ridiculously overstated, outrageous
oy!
"hey you!" (rude)
naff
tacky, tasteless
pillock
jerk, stupid (fairly mild)
piss-up
drinking session (as, "couldn't organize a piss-up in a brewery")
pissed
drunk
piss off
to go away (or as imperative, "piss off!"), (-ed off, -ing off) or to annoy/anger
take the piss
to make fun of
piss-take
a parody or joke
pissing down
raining hard
piss-head
drunk (n.), alcoholic
piss artist
ditto
pissing oneself (laughing)
laughing very hard
pissing in the wind
useless
piss easy
very easy
piece of piss
ditto
piss around
crap around, mess around, waste time
plonker
idiot, bozo
ponce
(camp) homosexual
poofter/poof
homosexual
posh
fancy
prat
jerk: has implications of pompousness, snobbery, stupidity (moderately strong)
shattered
exhausted
shite
shit (Scouse)
shock! horror!
what a surprise! (often sarcastic), a la tabloid headlines ...
slag
loose woman, tart
slag off
to insult, abuse verbally
smarmy
unctuous, ingratiating
snog
kiss, neck
sod
generic crude term: "sod" = bum, "sod it!", "sod off", "sodding" ("bugger" is also used in all these senses except the last)
sod off
go away
stone me!
expression of surprise (see "fuck me!")
Sunshine
rude generic term of address - like "Mac"
ta
thank you
toss
"don't give a toss" - don't care
tosser
masturbator, gen. pejorative (less common than "wanker")
tart
prostitute
twee
nauseatingly cute
twit
jerk (fairly mild)
wanker/wank
masturbator, generally a hopeless/useless person/ to masturbate
waster
useless person
whinge (winge)
whine, complain
willie
penis
witter
ramble, chatter

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