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  • FlyingIguana
    aspiring banker
    • Mar 2002
    • 10870

    #1

    you know you're a player when

    your condoms expire
  • Jakke PNG
    ex-TeenGodFather
    • Nov 2001
    • 20306

    #2
    I've had that happen.
    ..and I'm off.

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    • WWC
      #1 Adult Content Provider
      • Jul 2003
      • 11577

      #3
      theyre not suppose to ... you should run out of them....thats when your a real player
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      • WickedVenus
        Confirmed User
        • Aug 2004
        • 3877

        #4
        Originally posted by FlyingIguana
        your condoms expire
        you mean: you know its been way to long for you when your condoms expire.
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        • beemk
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          • Jan 2002
          • 20829

          #5
          Originally posted by AdultLoungeRaffi
          theyre not suppose to ... you should run out of them....thats when your a real player
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          • JP Paradise
            Confirmed User
            • Jan 2004
            • 127

            #6
            condoms...expire..wtf no true player lets their condoms expire..gotta use em all up
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            • Shoehorn!
              Die With Your Boots On
              • Oct 2003
              • 22872

              #7
              Originally posted by beemk

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              • Mike Panic
                Confirmed User
                • Aug 2004
                • 425

                #8
                ...when you carry morning after pills in a tick-tac container
                hire me

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                • FlyingIguana
                  aspiring banker
                  • Mar 2002
                  • 10870

                  #9
                  Originally posted by JP Paradise
                  condoms...expire..wtf no true player lets their condoms expire..gotta use em all up
                  maybe that'll be my new pick up line. my condoms are expiring this week dont want them to go to waste...

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                  • brizzad
                    holla
                    • Jul 2003
                    • 11769

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Mike Panic
                    ...when you carry morning after pills in a tick-tac container

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                    • sickkittens
                      I am a meat popsicle.
                      • Jul 2002
                      • 25100

                      #11
                      Originally posted by AdultLoungeRaffi
                      theyre not suppose to ... you should run out of them....thats when your a real player
                      That's what I was thinking. Expired condoms mean you bought them years back hoping you'd one day get some but still have'nt.

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                      • axelcat
                        Adult Locals
                        • Jun 2002
                        • 25450

                        #12
                        good one

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                        • FlyingIguana
                          aspiring banker
                          • Mar 2002
                          • 10870

                          #13
                          Originally posted by sickkittens
                          That's what I was thinking. Expired condoms mean you bought them years back hoping you'd one day get some but still have'nt.
                          you never know when shits gonna happen, good to be prepared. don't wanna get stuck using her condoms cuss maybe her last bf had a small dick.

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                          • Nicky
                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                            • Mar 2003
                            • 30071

                            #14
                            lol, I always keep a condom or 2 on me when I go to a party or something

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                            • pxxx
                              First African GFY Member
                              • Mar 2004
                              • 12114

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Nicky
                              lol, I always keep a condom or 2 on me when I go to a party or something
                              I keep a condom or 2 with me when i go jugging, at all times bro.

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                              • Manowar
                                jellyfish  
                                • Dec 2003
                                • 71528

                                #16
                                Originally posted by beemk

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                                • Nichebux_Tony
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jul 2003
                                  • 213

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by AdultLoungeRaffi
                                  theyre not suppose to ... you should run out of them....thats when your a real player
                                  My thoughts exactly

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                                  • Tricksy
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Aug 2004
                                    • 2601

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by AdultLoungeRaffi
                                    theyre not suppose to ... you should run out of them....thats when your a real player
                                    exactly!


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                                    • Raf1
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Oct 2003
                                      • 12117

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Mike Panic
                                      ...when you carry morning after pills in a tick-tac container


                                      now that made me laugh
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                                      • Basic_man
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                                        • Oct 2003
                                        • 27360

                                        #20
                                        you are juicy as juicylinks !
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                                        • loverboy
                                          When it rains, it pours
                                          • May 2003
                                          • 20609

                                          #21
                                          i always get fresh packs every month

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                                          • ytcracker
                                            stc is the greatest
                                            • Dec 2002
                                            • 12403

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by beemk
                                            brilliant
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                                            • Mz.YoLy
                                              Registered User
                                              • Sep 2004
                                              • 43

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Mike Panic
                                              ...when you carry morning after pills in a tick-tac container

                                              Now thats a true player, mad props on that one.
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