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  • Dagwolf
    President of Canada
    • Sep 2003
    • 23141

    #1

    Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...

    They're fucking HILARIOUS! ... Really old Saturday Night Live schtick.

    http://www.geocities.com/Wellesley/4...pthoughts.html
    Sleep well, and dream of large women.

  • lb_vee
    Confirmed User
    • May 2004
    • 886

    #2
    How come the dove gets to be the peace symbol? How about the pillow? It has more feathers than the dove, and it doesn't have that dangerous beak.

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    • MrJackMeHoff
      Confirmed User
      • Mar 2004
      • 4569

      #3
      99% of those are stupid

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      • OzMan
        Confirmed User
        • Sep 2003
        • 9162

        #4
        Originally posted by MrJackMeHoff
        99% of those are stupid
        99% of your posts are stupid... wait make that 100%

        Jack Handy is God

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        • Wiggles
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • May 2004
          • 14423

          #5
          Wasn't Phil Hartman the voice of Jack Handey?
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