What part goes to heaven first? [joke]

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  • neewwman
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    • Jan 2002
    • 1737

    #1

    What part goes to heaven first? [joke]

    The nun teaching Sunday school asked her class, "When you die and go to Heaven...which part of your body goes first?"

    Suzy raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands."
    "Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?"
    "Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes you hands first."

    Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think it's your legs."
    "Now, Little Johnny, why do you think it would be your legs?"
    "Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the other night. Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying, 'Oh God, I'm coming!' If Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her."

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  • radical
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    • Oct 2003
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    #2
    Lol




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    • margarita
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      • Jun 2003
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      #3
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      • gangbangjoe
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        #4

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        • WebTitan
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          • Mar 2003
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          #5
          that made my morning!

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          • Screaming
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            • Feb 2004
            • 18972

            #6
            that is great, love a child view on things expecially in a joke

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            • longbrick
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              • Aug 2004
              • 913

              #7
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              • kowntafit
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                • Jan 2004
                • 4667

                #8


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                • axelcat
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                  • Jun 2002
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                  #9
                  lol

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                  • Eve
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                    • Dec 2002
                    • 805

                    #10
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                    • Nichebux_Tony
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                      • Jul 2003
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                      #11

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                      • wdsguy
                        Ryde or Die
                        • Dec 2002
                        • 19568

                        #12
                        lol kids

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                        • sicone
                          Retired
                          • Jan 2004
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                          #13

                          Good shit

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                          • supermann
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                            • Jul 2004
                            • 412

                            #14
                            hahaha, nice

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                            • Manowar
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                              • Dec 2003
                              • 71528

                              #15
                              Originally posted by neewwman
                              The nun teaching Sunday school asked her class, "When you die and go to Heaven...which part of your body goes first?"

                              Suzy raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands."
                              "Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?"
                              "Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes you hands first."

                              Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think it's your legs."
                              "Now, Little Johnny, why do you think it would be your legs?"
                              "Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the other night. Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying, 'Oh God, I'm coming!' If Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her."

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                              • Nylz
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                                • Apr 2004
                                • 8285

                                #16
                                No sig.

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                                • smokingdawn
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                                  • Feb 2004
                                  • 2808

                                  #17
                                  LOL..that was pretty good

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