Q: How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?
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A: Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him.Comment
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Q: How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?Comment
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A: Three-but they're really only one.Comment
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Q: How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?Comment
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A: Two. One to do the screwing-and one to hear the confession.Comment
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Q: How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?Comment
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A: One-but it takes at least three light bulbs.Comment
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Q: How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?Comment
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A: That's not funny!!!Comment
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Q': How many 'Cliffie girls does it take to change a light bulb?Comment
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A': It's "Radcliffe Women" and it's not funny!Comment
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Q: How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?Comment
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A: None. The darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself.Comment
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Q: How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?Comment
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A: Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.Comment
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oh lord lol you have close to 700+ still to go lolSIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.Comment
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Q: How many Valley Girls does it take to change a light bulb?Comment
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A: Oooh-like-manual labor? Gag me with a spoon! For sure.Comment
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Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?Comment
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A: Six. One to turn the bulb one for support-and four to relate to the experience.Comment
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A: Five. One to change the bulb and four more to chase off the Californians who have come up to relate to the experience.Comment
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Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?Comment
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A: None 'o yo' fuckin' business!Comment
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Q: How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?Comment
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A': None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.Comment
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Q: How many software people does it take to screw in a light bulb?Comment
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A: None. That's a hardware problem.Comment
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Q: How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?Comment
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adding a postSIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.Comment
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A: None. That's a software problem.Comment
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Q: How many FSE's does it take to replace a dead light bulb?Comment
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A: Who can tell. FSE's are always in the dark.Comment
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Q: How many Unix hacks does it take to change a light bulb?Comment
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A: As many as you want; they're all virtual-anyway.Comment
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A: None. There's a primitive for that.Comment
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A: That's proprietary information. Answer available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).Comment
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Q: How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?Comment
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A: Only one-but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.Comment
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Q: How many `Real Men' does it take to change a light bulb?Comment
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A: None: `Real Men' aren't afraid of the dark.Comment
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Q: How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?Comment
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A: None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.Comment
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Q: How many Jewish mothers does it take to screw in a light bulb?Comment
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A: None. ("That's all right...I'll just sit here in the dark...")Comment
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Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?Comment
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A: Only two-but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.Comment
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i bet all of montanas posts where in this thread.
I cant wait till he loes
Care about me?
Who?
Me!
Who?Comment
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Q: How many Polacks does it take to change a light bulb?Comment
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