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A: None. The darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself.Comment
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if I win im donating mine to charity
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nothing to do! im really bored!
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I won!no sigComment
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Q: How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?Comment
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yeah me to i need to build but taking a breakOriginally posted by BrainDead
nothing to do! im really bored!
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A: Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.Comment
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how's everybody?!Comment
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lol its to the 2000th postOriginally posted by dirtysouth
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lol! The dumbass award!Originally posted by dirtysouth
I won!no sigComment
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Q: How many Valley Girls does it take to change a light bulb?Comment
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sure?!Originally posted by dirtysouth
I won!Comment
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A: Oooh-like-manual labor? Gag me with a spoon! For sure.Comment
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lmao its ok are you drunk maybe the 1 looked like a 2Originally posted by dirtysouth
lol! The dumbass award!
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Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?Comment
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Exactly! heheOriginally posted by WickedVenus
lmao its ok are you drunk maybe the 1 looked like a 2
Night all! Good luck.
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A: Six. One to turn the bulb one for support-and four to relate to the experience.Comment
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so, this is still working?!Comment
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Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?Comment
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I gueese so im having fun with it lolOriginally posted by BrainDead
so, this is still working?!SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.Comment
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i really hope so!
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Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?Comment
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A: None 'o yo' fuckin' business!Comment
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reynold, are you there?!Comment
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Q: How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?Comment
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i dont know but i am here lolOriginally posted by BrainDead
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A': None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.Comment
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Q: How many software people does it take to screw in a light bulb?Comment
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A: None. That's a hardware problem.Comment
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This has been up forever
PussyCash pays $200 for ImLive signupComment
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Q: How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?Comment
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A: None. That's a software problem.Comment
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Q: How many FSE's does it take to replace a dead light bulb?Comment
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A: Who can tell. FSE's are always in the dark.Comment
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Q: How many Unix hacks does it take to change a light bulb?Comment
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A: As many as you want; they're all virtual-anyway.Comment
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Q: How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?Comment
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A: None. There's a primitive for that.Comment
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Q: How many Bell Labs Vice Presidents does it take to change a light bulb?Comment
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A: That's proprietary information. Answer available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).Comment
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Q: How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?Comment
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A: Only one-but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.Comment
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Q: How many `Real Men' does it take to change a light bulb?Comment
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A: None: `Real Men' aren't afraid of the dark.Comment
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Q: How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?Comment
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A: None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.Comment
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Q: How many Jewish mothers does it take to screw in a light bulb?Comment
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All these questions, my head hurts! LOLCarbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants
think about thatComment
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A: None. ("That's all right...I'll just sit here in the dark...")Comment
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