LongDongDollars presents the SEPTEMBER REWARDS FEST! We're offering the most amazing prizes for our affiliates, prizes so amazing that urban ninja assassins may well chase after you in the street just to attain your sacred rewards. Some of them are even believed to be handcrafted artifacts from 1972, chiselled from marble by monks in the mountains of Tibet.
This is how it works: Send 25 sales, win a big mac (30 sales to supersize), a prize as awesome as this will only leave you asking one question, "Do I want fries with this?".
50 sales gets you a signed picture of David Hasselhoff - because we all know, no matter how mascaline (or feminine) you might be, it's always important to have an autographed picture of a pseudo-naked-German guy with drew-on 70s chest hair.
100 sales gets you.. a goat (pastureland sold seperately).
What are you waiting for?
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