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WOMEN top 10 ways you can make yourself ugly:

08-21-2008, 09:43 AM

1. tattoos
2. fake boobs
3. plastic surgery of any sorts
4. injections of any sorts
5. bad clothes (cherrylula syndrom)
6. gutter mouth (cherrylula syndrom)
7. bitchy (cherrylula syndrom)
8. to much makeup
9. walk like a man
10. ask me to buy you a fucking drink when you know dam well a pimp like me dont buy you shit

women if you are hot and are looking to make yourself extremely ugly follow any of these steps and you will be magically turned into an ugly trashy woman.
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08-21-2008, 09:45 AM

Hahah nice! I like it...except for tattoos, i dont have any but i like them...

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08-21-2008, 09:48 AM

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Hahah nice! I like it...except for tattoos, i dont have any but i like them...

tattoos are very trashy a womans body is bread from God mould to be sexy, no need to stamp bullshit on it.
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08-21-2008, 09:49 AM

Originally posted by MetaMan

1. tattoos
2. fake boobs
3. plastic surgery of any sorts
4. injections of any sorts
5. bad clothes (cherrylula syndrom)
6. gutter mouth (cherrylula syndrom)
7. bitchy (cherrylula syndrom)
8. to much makeup
9. walk like a man
10. ask me to buy you a fucking drink when you know dam well a pimp like me dont buy you shit

women if you are hot and are looking to make yourself extremely ugly follow any of these steps and you will be magically turned into an ugly trashy woman.

LOL, I like number 10;) Once a girl ask me to buy her a drink, I tell her buh bye with a wave gesture.... Don't need to ask me stupid slut... If I feel like buying you a drink I will...
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08-21-2008, 09:49 AM

im two out of the ten so thats not to bad. my tattoos are cool so i guess im really only one out of the ten lol

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08-21-2008, 09:52 AM

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LOL, I like number 10;) Once a girl ask me to buy her a drink, I tell her buh bye with a wave gesture.... Don't need to ask me stupid slut... If I feel like buying you a drink I will...

i dont got to buy them shit, they should be buying me drinks,

few women get to grace my presence there is a fuckin ticket line outside my house, calling off numbers like my house is a butchers shop and my dick is the salami loaf.
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08-21-2008, 09:53 AM

Originally posted by MetaMan

tattoos are very trashy a womans body is bread from God mould to be sexy, no need to stamp bullshit on it.

yeah well it depends, have you seen the ones on Amber (silvercash) or Anne (xbiz)? they are beautiful and creative doesn't look trashy at all...

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08-21-2008, 09:55 AM

Originally posted by PennyLane (not Flame)

yeah well it depends, have you seen the ones on Amber (silvercash) or Anne (xbiz)? they are beautiful and creative doesn't look trashy at all...

i like the way the woman body is, tattoos are played out and in no way are cool, a woman is supposed to be like an angel, and tattoos take away from that.
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08-21-2008, 12:04 PM

11. Piercings in dumb looking places like lip, nose, eyebrow, tongue... hell even the bellybutton metal is played out and cliche. Stop it already.

Why so many women feel the need to adorn themselves in such ways in order to stand out is beyond me since all of them are born one-of-a-kind to begin with. Some will deny it's done for attentionn or to "stand out", but I simply don't believe them. No one dyes her hair green and shoves a metal bone through her cheek and stamps a freaky psychedelic emblem across the top of her ass without wanting to be noticed.

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08-21-2008, 12:17 PM

Originally posted by CDSmith

11. Piercings in dumb looking places like lip, nose, eyebrow, tongue... hell even the bellybutton metal is played out and cliche. Stop it already.

Why so many women feel the need to adorn themselves in such ways in order to stand out is beyond me since all of them are born one-of-a-kind to begin with. Some will deny it's done for attentionn or to "stand out", but I simply don't believe them. No one dyes her hair green and shoves a metal bone through her cheek and stamps a freaky psychedelic emblem across the top of her ass without wanting to be noticed.

dammmm CD i like some piercings, belly ring or tongue ring and i am down, but i know what you mean.

i like a cute looking chick with a belly ring or tongue ring as long as they know how to use it.
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08-21-2008, 12:19 PM

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10. ask me to buy you a fucking drink when you know dam well a pimp like me dont buy you shit

this gut a chuckle out of me for sure

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08-21-2008, 12:23 PM

i don't mind tattoos much but you're pretty much spot on with the rest
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08-21-2008, 12:26 PM

You are very vise man
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08-21-2008, 12:28 PM

cherrylula is a pissed off cunt. if I was married to a woman like that I'd be in prison for spousal abuse, i'd kick her fucking head in on a daily basis and laugh while doing it.
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08-21-2008, 03:28 PM

Originally posted by MetaMan

dammmm CD i like some piercings, belly ring or tongue ring and i am down, but i know what you mean.

i like a cute looking chick with a belly ring or tongue ring as long as they know how to use it.

I actually don't mind the odd belly peircing either. There was a time when finding a girl with one was a rare thing, which made it kind of special.

But nowadays it's a rare thing to find a girl without one.

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08-21-2008, 04:17 PM

Thats a pretty good list right there

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08-21-2008, 04:20 PM

add smoking to it.
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08-21-2008, 04:22 PM

Originally posted by MDCQ

add smoking to it.

SMOKING HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR ADDITION TO THE LIST

1. tattoos
2. fake boobs
3. plastic surgery of any sorts
4. injections of any sorts
5. bad clothes (cherrylula syndrom)
6. gutter mouth (cherrylula syndrom)
7. bitchy (cherrylula syndrom)
8. to much makeup
9. walk like a man
10. ask me to buy you a fucking drink when you know dam well a pimp like me dont buy you shit
11. smoking
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08-21-2008, 04:24 PM

Originally posted by MetaMan

SMOKING HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR ADDITION TO THE LIST

1. tattoos
2. fake boobs
3. plastic surgery of any sorts
4. injections of any sorts
5. bad clothes (cherrylula syndrom)
6. gutter mouth (cherrylula syndrom)
7. bitchy (cherrylula syndrom)
8. to much makeup
9. walk like a man
10. ask me to buy you a fucking drink when you know dam well a pimp like me dont buy you shit
11. smoking
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08-21-2008, 04:25 PM

Cherry Lula? Who is that? Pics? Video? Anything? Help me out here folks...

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08-21-2008, 04:49 PM

Walk like a man ROFL!

Most of those things on your list can help a lot of women tho..
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08-21-2008, 05:28 PM

tattoos are #1 on my shitlist as well...

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08-21-2008, 05:35 PM

Agree with #6, women who swear too much are a turnoff.

But I kind of always liked Cherry's gutter mouth. :D

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08-21-2008, 05:37 PM

and what about the ugly ones?
some fake boobs and sexy tattoes + lots of makeup should help :>
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08-21-2008, 05:44 PM

Q: Why aren't cherry and fletch in this thread screaming at you??!

A: Because you can't troll a troll.

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08-21-2008, 05:44 PM

I hate when they can't handle their booze and turn Indian

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08-21-2008, 07:22 PM

NUMBER 1 WAY....

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08-21-2008, 09:40 PM

Originally posted by BucksMania

and what about the ugly ones?
some fake boobs and sexy tattoes + lots of makeup should help :>

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08-21-2008, 09:50 PM

Originally posted by CDSmith

11. Piercings in dumb looking places like lip, nose, eyebrow, tongue... hell even the bellybutton metal is played out and cliche. Stop it already.

Agreed... lips, eyebrow, middle of the chin, "bull" nose ring (the worst)... And lets not forget pussy/clit

edit. if the girl has great tits, dont mess with them by putting nipple rings...

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