Does your cat ever bug you when you're jerking off?

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  • ItBurnsWhenIpee
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2003
    • 1288

    #1

    Does your cat ever bug you when you're jerking off?

    Or looking at some good porn and thinking about starting?

    Mine always wants to purr and sit on my fuckin lap at the wrong times. I end up having to lock him in another room.

    My advice - lock them up before you start.
  • polish_aristocrat
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Jul 2002
    • 40377

    #2
    Originally posted by ItBurnsWhenIpee
    Does your cat ever bug you when you're jerking off?
    No, it makes me more horny
    I don't use ICQ anymore.

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    • NinjaSteve
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Dec 2003
      • 11089

      #3
      Mine just stares at me like "What are you doing?"
      ...

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      • ItBurnsWhenIpee
        Confirmed User
        • Jan 2003
        • 1288

        #4
        Originally posted by NinjaSteve
        Mine just stares at me like "What are you doing?"
        That is also distracting....just be glad you don't have an attention whore cat like mine who starts to purr and won't take "no lap time" for an answer

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        • gornyhuy
          Chafed.
          • May 2002
          • 18041

          #5
          He always scratches and bites at me until I stop jacking him off.

          icq:159548293

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          • Manowar
            jellyfish  
            • Dec 2003
            • 71528

            #6
            my cat jacks me off.

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            • Nylz
              Confirmed User
              • Apr 2004
              • 8285

              #7
              Originally posted by ItBurnsWhenIpee
              That is also distracting....just be glad you don't have an attention whore cat like mine who starts to purr and won't take "no lap time" for an answer
              attention whore cat
              No sig.

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              • bjorn_moneymaker
                Registered User
                • Sep 2004
                • 38

                #8
                nothing ever bothers me when i'm jerking off, lol
                SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.

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                • LA Mike
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jul 2001
                  • 3056

                  #9
                  lol

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                  • WiredGuy
                    Pounding Googlebot
                    • Aug 2002
                    • 34515

                    #10
                    Your cat is trying to save his buddies:



                    WG
                    I play with Google.

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