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  • czarina
    Webmaster Extraordinaire
    • Jul 2002
    • 10751

    #1

    cool JOKE

    A teenage boy had just gotten his driver's
    license and asked his dad if they could
    discuss the use of the family car.

    His dad said! he'd make a deal with the kid.
    "You bring your grades from a
    "D" to a "B" average, study your Bible a little,
    and get your hair cut. THEN, we'll
    talk about the car."

    The kid thought about that for a moment, and
    decided he'd settle for the offer.

    After a couple of months, the dad said, "Son,
    you've brought your grades up, and
    I've been watching you studying your Bible, but
    I'm a little disappointed that you
    haven't gotten your hair cut yet.."

    The kid looked at his dad and said, "You know,
    Dad, I've been thinking about that.
    I've noticed, in my Bible studies, that Samson
    had long hair, John the Baptist had
    long hair, Moses had long hair, and I've seen
    all of them pictures of Jesus with long
    hair.."

    And the father immediately replied, "And did you
    also notice that everywhere they went,
    they walked?"
  • Marcus Aurelius
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    • Apr 2003
    • 14809

    #2
    nice one :-)

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    • tranza
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      • Jun 2003
      • 57559

      #3
      Yeah, kind of funny.....
      I'm just a newbie.

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      • seeandsee
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        #4
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        • cwd
          Confirmed User
          • Feb 2006
          • 1955

          #5
          haha!!! good one!

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          • Manowar
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            • Dec 2003
            • 71528

            #6
            that's good

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              • Jul 2002
              • 47880

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              • Kudles
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                • Feb 2003
                • 5477

                #8
                Pretty funny!
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                • Pete-KT
                  Workin With The Devil
                  • Oct 2004
                  • 51532

                  #9
                  thats a good one

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                  • Nautica16k
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                    • Jul 2008
                    • 49

                    #10
                    nice joke.
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                    • bronco67
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                      • Dec 2006
                      • 29026

                      #11
                      Not only is it funny, it's profound -- and says a lot about the hypocrisy of religion.

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                      • sniperwolf
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                        • Mar 2005
                        • 17743

                        #12
                        ahahaha didn't saw that coming! nice lines!
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                        • carol.prime
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                          • Jul 2006
                          • 6960

                          #13
                          haha. nice daddy.
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                          • tomud
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jun 2002
                            • 7993

                            #14
                            good joke

                            Tomud


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