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  • Halcyon
    Spread The Pink!
    • Dec 2002
    • 8609

    #1

    I got caught Jerking Off (PICS!)

    heh...
    well, at least I got caught in the latest FLASHCA$H Toolkit newsletter (should be in your inbox in a day or 2).

    excerpt:

    Can I be serious for a sec?
    I joke a lot in these emails.
    But sometimes really important information needs to be chared.
    Sometimes I need to chill on the silliness and make sure that I pass on need to know info.

    You might already be aware of what I have to say?
    ?The Hosted Galleries are converting like crazy??
    Well, yes, that?s true and important?but its not what I?m referring to.

    Ready?
    THE NEW FREE CONTENT FOR MR. SKIN INCLUDES PHOEBE CATES? ?Red Bikini Scene? FROM FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH.

    Omfg.
    Do you know how many Kleenexes (Kleeni?) gave their lives cleaning up the messes I created in her honor!? My god?a whole generation of Blue Balls was treated with that scene.

    When it comes to images that make men crazy, Phoebe Cates in her red Bikini is second only to Princess Leia her Jabba slave girl gear.

    So, um, go grab the REAL Phoebe content by logging in at http://www.FLASHCASH.com..

    or grab some FLASHCA$H Hosted Gallery link codes?.

    Something...just give me minute...
    I need to use the bathroom for a sec?




    Make sure you are signed up as a Flashcash webmaster so you get my weekly email!
    ;)
    HAL on TEDx:
  • reynold
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Oct 2002
    • 51271

    #2
    the pictures are great! i like it!

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    • Manowar
      jellyfish  
      • Dec 2003
      • 71528

      #3
      Originally posted by Halcyon


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      • seeric
        ..........
        • Aug 2004
        • 41917

        #4
        HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

        you had me Hal.

        the really eye opening part is that i actually clicked to see the proof.

        LMAO



        good one.

        i love posts that actually make me laugh and almost spit corona on the creen. LOL

        thanks.

        djairek

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        • .:St Ides:.
          Confirmed User
          • Jul 2004
          • 4857

          #5
          oooooooooo she's gonna be somebodies baby tonight

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          • pornguy
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Mar 2003
            • 62910

            #6
            Right now I can not remember that girls name in the top photo, but she is hot.
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            • Fukeneh
              Confirmed User
              • Mar 2004
              • 1245

              #7
              yea that scene gets me hot and bothered.

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              • BrainDead
                So Fucking Banned
                • Dec 2003
                • 1536

                #8
                funny pic.. oww... have to mention the girl is hot.

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                • Halcyon
                  Spread The Pink!
                  • Dec 2002
                  • 8609

                  #9
                  Originally posted by pornguy
                  Right now I can not remember that girls name in the top photo, but she is hot.
                  I'll give you a hint... I mentioned her name several times in my post. And her free content is now available at FLASHCASH.com. ;)
                  HAL on TEDx:

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                  • .:St Ides:.
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 4857

                    #10
                    Phoebe Cates was one of the hottest back then!

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                    • Halcyon
                      Spread The Pink!
                      • Dec 2002
                      • 8609

                      #11
                      Originally posted by A1R3K
                      HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

                      you had me Hal.

                      the really eye opening part is that i actually clicked to see the proof.

                      LMAO



                      good one.

                      i love posts that actually make me laugh and almost spit corona on the creen. LOL

                      thanks.

                      djairek
                      Woo-Hoo!!! We have Corona Spitage!!!

                      ;)
                      HAL on TEDx:

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                      • pushpills
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 3700

                        #12
                        you look like a gay monkey






                        strangely ive been getting checks from you guys at my old address for recurring stuff that i havent promote for like 3 years.

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                        • pushpills
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 3700

                          #13
                          i guess you shaved the shit out of me and then some of the recurrings were mistakenly credited to me 2 years later.

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                          • Halcyon
                            Spread The Pink!
                            • Dec 2002
                            • 8609

                            #14
                            Originally posted by pushpills
                            i guess you shaved the shit out of me and then some of the recurrings were mistakenly credited to me 2 years later.
                            lol. If you want me to help you look into the history of the sales, just let me know.
                            HAL on TEDx:

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                            • pushpills
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 3700

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Halcyon
                              lol. If you want me to help you look into the history of the sales, just let me know.

                              I could care less. Shave on, flashcash volume has gone down, what, 5000 percent in the last 2 years? Before we know it, you'll be wearing your natural hair color.

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                              • sicone
                                Retired
                                • Jan 2004
                                • 18453

                                #16
                                Who better to catch you then Phoebe Cates

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                                • pushpills
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jan 2004
                                  • 3700

                                  #17
                                  you can tell by the urls that it's that old school script that is easy to change shaving settings on.


                                  there was several thread on it 1 or 2 years ago.

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                                  • wdsguy
                                    Ryde or Die
                                    • Dec 2002
                                    • 19568

                                    #18
                                    haha u got caught in the act

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                                    • Halcyon
                                      Spread The Pink!
                                      • Dec 2002
                                      • 8609

                                      #19
                                      pushpills -
                                      I think you are confused.
                                      Or you have no idea what you are talking about.

                                      I'm bummed you are making lame accusations in my humor thread. C'mon. If you have a serious concern and aren't just busting my balls...Can you start a separate bitch thread so I can defend FLASHCA$H separate from my joke?
                                      HAL on TEDx:

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                                      • Manowar
                                        jellyfish  
                                        • Dec 2003
                                        • 71528

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by pushpills
                                        you look like a gay monkey
                                        gay monkeys have pink hair ?

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                                        • D-Money
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Feb 2002
                                          • 9716

                                          #21
                                          Great pics!!!

                                          Fast Times @ GFY High!
                                          Still Ballin'

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                                          • Halcyon
                                            Spread The Pink!
                                            • Dec 2002
                                            • 8609

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by D-Money
                                            Great pics!!!

                                            Fast Times @ GFY High!
                                            Ha!
                                            I wonder who would be who?

                                            Spicoli = ??
                                            Mr. Hand = Lensmen
                                            Damon = Juicy
                                            Ratner = The Fly
                                            Judd Reignhold = ???
                                            Phoebe = Vanilla
                                            ????

                                            HAL on TEDx:

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                                            • Pornopat
                                              AdultTubeSubmits.com
                                              • Dec 2003
                                              • 10598

                                              #23
                                              I love Phobe Cates!
                                              She was the first girl I jerked of to!
                                              Same movie but the scene where she teaches another girl how to give a blowjob with a banana.
                                              Now she is on my desktop
                                              https://stripcash.com/sign-up/?userI...fff832eb95ab6a

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                                              • D-Money
                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                • Feb 2002
                                                • 9716

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Halcyon
                                                Ha!
                                                I wonder who would be who?

                                                Spicoli = ??
                                                Mr. Hand = Lensmen
                                                Damon = Juicy
                                                Ratner = The Fly
                                                Judd Reignhold = ???
                                                Phoebe = Vanilla
                                                ????

                                                "hi Mr. Hand"

                                                "well, if I'm here, and you're here, doesn't that make this OUR time?"

                                                Loved that movie back in the day
                                                Still Ballin'

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                                                • 421Fill
                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                  • Nov 2001
                                                  • 20659

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Manowar
                                                  gay monkeys have pink hair ?
                                                  yes, of course.



                                                  I paused that scene on my vhs so many times. I do believe that scene was one of the catalysts for me being partial to brunettes as an adult.

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                                                  • xNetworx
                                                    So Fucking What
                                                    • Jan 2004
                                                    • 14445

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by pushpills
                                                    you look like a gay monkey






                                                    strangely ive been getting checks from you guys at my old address for recurring stuff that i havent promote for like 3 years.
                                                    STFU Hal is cool as hell... and he can afford to throw a party (unlike you)

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                                                    • Kicker
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                                                      • Apr 2002
                                                      • 7040

                                                      #27
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                                                      • body
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Oct 2002
                                                        • 5017

                                                        #28
                                                        hah
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                                                        • xxxoutsourcing
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                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                          • 3888

                                                          #29

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                                                          • zentz
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                                                            • Nov 2003
                                                            • 8062

                                                            #30
                                                            nice hair
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                                                            • mardigras
                                                              Bon temps!
                                                              • Feb 2003
                                                              • 14194

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Manowar
                                                              gay monkeys have pink hair ?
                                                              Only the truly fashionable ones
                                                              .

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                                                              • Paul Waters
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Mar 2003
                                                                • 4402

                                                                #32
                                                                Hey dude,

                                                                How did you get permission to use Phoebe Cates pics?



                                                                Paul

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                                                                • johnvod
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • May 2004
                                                                  • 268

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by A1R3K
                                                                  HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

                                                                  you had me Hal.

                                                                  the really eye opening part is that i actually clicked to see the proof.

                                                                  LMAO



                                                                  good one.

                                                                  i love posts that actually make me laugh and almost spit corona on the creen. LOL

                                                                  thanks.

                                                                  djairek

                                                                  stop drinkin Airek you are becoming a lush.
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                                                                  • Michaelious
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Jan 2004
                                                                    • 6720

                                                                    #34
                                                                    lol very good!!

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                                                                    • kowntafit
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Jan 2004
                                                                      • 4667

                                                                      #35
                                                                      The chick should be the main feature, and the guy should be removed.

                                                                      This is where my next million is coming from!

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                                                                      • Spunky
                                                                        I need a beer
                                                                        • Jun 2002
                                                                        • 133978

                                                                        #36
                                                                        I love Phobe,nice promo

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                                                                        • gornyhuy
                                                                          Chafed.
                                                                          • May 2002
                                                                          • 18041

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Awesome !!!
                                                                          Mister, I'm gonna kick 100% of your ASS!

                                                                          icq:159548293

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                                                                          • Goose
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Mar 2004
                                                                            • 5725

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by gornyhuy
                                                                            Awesome !!!
                                                                            Mister, I'm gonna kick 100% of your ASS!
                                                                            your sig is silly
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                                                                            • Deepai
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Feb 2004
                                                                              • 1583

                                                                              #39
                                                                              tons of views, wanting to check out your willy. nice.
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                                                                              • KMR Stitch
                                                                                I am cool
                                                                                • Jul 2003
                                                                                • 14494

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Hey, Please contact me Via ICQ


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                                                                                • HammerALL
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                                                                                  • Apr 2004
                                                                                  • 3506

                                                                                  #41
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                                                                                  • TheGoldenChild
                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                    • May 2002
                                                                                    • 6940

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Hal you cracked me up with your Judge Reinhold pics....

                                                                                    CLASSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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                                                                                    • axelcat
                                                                                      Adult Locals
                                                                                      • Jun 2002
                                                                                      • 25450

                                                                                      #43

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                                                                                      • juicylinks
                                                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                                                        • Apr 2001
                                                                                        • 122992

                                                                                        #44

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                                                                                        • seeric
                                                                                          ..........
                                                                                          • Aug 2004
                                                                                          • 41917

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by johnvod
                                                                                          stop drinkin Airek you are becoming a lush.

                                                                                          NEVER

                                                                                          i have a quota to meet!

                                                                                          i have a deal with my refrigerator. as long as those pesky coronas won't get out, i told it i would try to help evict them, one by one.

                                                                                          the little 16oz bastards.

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                                                                                          • TheMob
                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                            • Jan 2003
                                                                                            • 8584

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            hehe, i wish everyone spammed like this!

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                                                                                            • Gabriel
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Apr 2002
                                                                                              • 4789

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              "Doesn't anybody knock anymore!!!!"


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                                                                                              • pradaboy
                                                                                                sell me your banners
                                                                                                • Dec 2003
                                                                                                • 12931

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                lol I gotta admit it Hal you always come up with something special in your threads
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                                                                                                • Honez
                                                                                                  Confirmed Brat
                                                                                                  • Apr 2003
                                                                                                  • 6636

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Classic!
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                                                                                                  • Halcyon
                                                                                                    Spread The Pink!
                                                                                                    • Dec 2002
                                                                                                    • 8609

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by Paul Waters
                                                                                                    Hey dude,

                                                                                                    How did you get permission to use Phoebe Cates pics?

                                                                                                    Well, the above (bad) photoshop is a parody and not to be used to promote Mr. Skin, obviously. But the permission for the original images available for Mr. Skin promotion were worked out by the masterminds at Mr. Skin.
                                                                                                    HAL on TEDx:

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