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  • Cigarette Sales
    Registered User
    • Jan 2004
    • 66

    #1

    Real Quotes From A Real Moron

    "Arbolist...Look up the word. I don't know, maybe I made it up. Anyway, it's an arbo-tree-ist, someone who knows about trees."
    G.W., Crawford, TX 8/21/01

    "It's your money, you paid for it."
    G.W., La Crosse, WI 10/18/00

    "The Bob Jones policy on interracial dating, I mean I spoke out on interracial dating. I spoke out against that. I spoke out against interracial dating. I support the policy of interracial dating."
    G.W., CBS News 2/25/00

    "I don't read what's handed to me."
    G.W., New York, NY 3/15/00

    "More and more of our imports come from overseas."
    G.W., Beaverton, OR 9/29/00

    "I understand small business growth. I was one."
    G.W., New York, NY 2/19/00

    "Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods."
    G.W., Austin, Texas 12/20/00

    "If affirmative action means what I just described, what I'm for, then I'm for it."
    G.W., St. Louis, MO 10/18/00

    "This is Preservation Month. I appreciate preservation...You gotta preserve."
    G.W., Nashua, NH 1/28/00

    "Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"
    G.W., Florence, SC 1/11/00

    "They Misunderestimated me."
    G.W., Bentonville, AR 11/6/00

    "I think if you know what you believe, it makes it a lot easier to answer questions. I can't answer your question."
    G.W., Reynoldsburg, OH 10/4/00

    "Our priorities is our faith."
    G.W., Greensboro, NC 10/10/00

    "If this were a dictatorship, it would be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator."
    G.W., Washington, DC 12/18/00

    "There's nothing more deep than recognizing Israel's right to exist. That's the most deep thought of all...I can't think of anything more deep than that."
    G.W., Washington, DC, 3/13/02

    "And so, in my State of the my State of the Union or state-my speech to the nation, whatever you want to call it, speech to the nation-I asked Americans to give 4,000 years-4,000 hours over the next-the rest of your life-of service to America. That's what I asked for-4,000 hours."
    G.W., Bridgeport, CT, 4/9/02

    "This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating."
    G.W., New York, NY 4/23/02

    "For a century and a half now, America and Japan have formed one of the great and enduring alliances of modern times (Dude, it's been like 60 years)."
    G.W., Tokyo 2/18/02

    "I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believeÑI believe what I believe is right."
    G.W., Rome 7/22/01

    "I think we agree, the past is over."
    G.W., Dallas, TX 5/10/00

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  • GiantGnome
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2004
    • 4344

    #2
    "They Misunderestimated me."
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-Darth Vader

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    • Rob
      I'm a great bowler.
      • Nov 2003
      • 13310

      #3
      Learn how to spell "Ciggarettes" before you decide to sell them, moron.

      I sell pourn on the inturnet for monee!!!

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      • Joe Citizen
        Confirmed User
        • Oct 2003
        • 4552

        #4
        Originally posted by HighOnAcid
        Learn how to spell "Ciggarettes" before you decide to sell them, moron.
        aahahahahahahaahahahaha... dumb shit.

        You better go to dictionary.com because you can't fucking spell.

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        • CheeseFrog
          Confirmed User
          • Dec 2003
          • 1724

          #5
          Weird, I could have sworn I saw this exact same list a few years ago, except they were all Dan Quayle quotes and the dates were different.
          Cary | AIM: cheesefrog | ICQ: 4287002

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          • Rob
            I'm a great bowler.
            • Nov 2003
            • 13310

            #6
            Originally posted by Joe Citizen
            aahahahahahahaahahahaha... dumb shit.

            You better go to dictionary.com because you can't fucking spell.
            Touche'

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            • pornguy
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Mar 2003
              • 62910

              #7
              Imagine that something like that could happen.
              PornGuy skype me pornguy_epic

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              • Steve
                Confirmed User
                • Feb 2001
                • 6894

                #8
                Ever see the last season of Lexxx?
                Reminds me of the reincarnation of Priest as the Pres.

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                • Kard63
                  Confirmed User
                  • Nov 2003
                  • 8944

                  #9
                  Who is "GW" ? How do they have George Washington quoted from 1800 on CBS ????

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                  • Cigarette Sales
                    Registered User
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 66

                    #10
                    Originally posted by HighOnAcid
                    Learn how to spell "Ciggarettes" before you decide to sell them, moron.

                    I sell pourn on the inturnet for monee!!!



                    Now I understand why you are voting for Bush. OMFG... LOL
                    http://www.internet-cigarette-sales.net/

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                    • Manowar
                      jellyfish  
                      • Dec 2003
                      • 71528

                      #11
                      Originally posted by HighOnAcid
                      Learn how to spell "Ciggarettes" before you decide to sell them, moron.

                      I sell pourn on the inturnet for monee!!!

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