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Old 09-13-2005, 06:01 AM  
xfalmp
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Well, I dunno... but here`s a joke:



A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home. One day she picked up the urn he was in and poured him out on the counter.

Then she started talking to him, and tracing her fingers in the ashes, she said, ?You know that fur coat you promised me, Irving?? She answered by saying, ?I bought it with the insurance money!?

She then said, ?Irving, remember that new car you promised me?? She answered again saying, ?Well, I bought it with the insurance money!?

Still tracing her finger in the ashes, she said, ?Irving, remember that blowjob I promised you? Here it comes??
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