Originally Posted by Alex

Lisa [Walking into kitchen]: Mom... Dad... There is something important that i must go do, you may not agree, but i must do it. [Leaves]
Homer: [Whispering]: Marge, she's going to go narc on our stash.
Marge: What stash?
Homer: Thats right..... What stash. [ Runs out]



Abe: My homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, a communist, but he is not a porn star.