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Homerisms...
"Son, a woman is a lot like a... [looks around] a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice, and... um... [spots his can of Duff] Oh, wait a minute. Actually, a woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! [downs the beer] But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!"
"I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff. And I want in."
"Always submit to peer pressure."
"Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get."
"Are you sure you're an accredited and honored pornographer?"
"Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like... love!"
"Do I know what rhetorical means?"
"Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?"
"Look at 'em. Watchin' my TV. Sittin on my couch. You better not be in my ass groove!"
"I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming."
"Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try."
"You couldn?t fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine."
"Stupid T.V. Be more funny."
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