::MEN:: What do you use when....

**TheLegacy** · 09-23-2004, 08:04 AM

geez.. amateur.. Im like every guy

oven mitts, KYJelly, Spatchula and a ShopVac

**Shooter** · 09-23-2004, 08:06 AM

Mayo?

**Jakke PNG** · 09-23-2004, 08:06 AM

Gee, I don't know. Nothing.
Fucking mutilated freaks.

**HammerALL** · 09-23-2004, 08:06 AM

Originally posted by TheLegacy
geez.. amateur.. Im like every guy

oven mitts, KYJelly, Spatchula and a ShopVac

HAHAHAHAHA - I thought I was the only one

**Pornopat** · 09-23-2004, 08:06 AM

nothing...

**Jakke PNG** · 09-23-2004, 08:06 AM

Just kidding. I still use nothing, I got me good ole foreskin in place. Spit if anything.

**ytcracker** · 09-23-2004, 08:10 AM

i just jerk

**slapass** · 09-23-2004, 08:10 AM

Fleshlight was not an option? I am pretty partial to pussy juice but that might just be me.

**Trixxxia** · 09-23-2004, 08:11 AM

I knew a guy who swore by the Mayo - disgusting to say the least & I'd avoid having any food at his house

I'm sure he's not the only one though.
How many men would admit to having used it once or regularly - I doubt they would?

**Trixxxia** · 09-23-2004, 08:12 AM

Originally posted by slapass
Fleshlight was not an option? I am pretty partial to pussy juice but that might just be me.

There's no pussy around & you're stealing a few minutes while nobody is home - no time to go looking for fleshlight or any other contraption!

**bangman** · 09-23-2004, 08:13 AM

Mayo????
Never heard of that one.

so.......

does it work well?

**acctman** · 09-23-2004, 08:15 AM

my women are always wet. once they see my big... it's like damn that's going to hurt

**supermann** · 09-23-2004, 08:17 AM

lol, nothing?

**Manowar** · 09-23-2004, 08:25 AM

Originally posted by TeenGodFather
Gee, I don't know. Nothing.
Fucking mutilated freaks.

**Trixxxia** · 09-23-2004, 08:47 AM

Originally posted by acctman
my women are always wet. once they see my big... it's like damn that's going to hurt

With all due respect - there isn't a wet pussy around to be astonished by your...mmm...greatness

You're alone & the only thing you have is a few minutes - various options for lubrification & your two hands.......

What do you use??

**Libertine** · 09-23-2004, 08:50 AM

Nothing. Duh

**BradM** · 09-23-2004, 08:51 AM

I use mayo. I like it when it ferments.

**Trixxxia** · 09-23-2004, 08:52 AM

Originally posted by BradM
I use mayo. I like it when it ferments.

Hahahah is that what it does? double gross!!

**Trixxxia** · 09-23-2004, 09:38 AM

Cum on guys.......you can vote!

BTW, ladies, you can vote too if you know your man's choice of greasing

**MarcyM25** · 09-23-2004, 09:48 AM

(not a man but...)Saliva is the best lube!

**xlogger** · 09-23-2004, 09:49 AM

i dry fuck

**Trixxxia** · 09-23-2004, 09:49 AM

Originally posted by MarcyM25
(not a man but...)Saliva is the best lube!

Definitely, I agree! There was a post with pics yesterday though that changed my mind slightly - where I thought anything artificial may be best

**drctfiesta** · 09-23-2004, 09:50 AM

allah oukabarrrrrrrrr

**robfantasy** · 09-23-2004, 09:53 AM

i will finish in someone's mayo

**Trixxxia** · 09-23-2004, 09:58 AM

Originally posted by xlogger
i dry fuck

Yikes!! Your hands must be rough

**pradaboy** · 09-23-2004, 10:41 AM

Mayo???

what the fuck I didn't even know about that one!

**Lykos** · 09-23-2004, 12:12 PM

Nothing

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