T.G.I.F. Bartenders Tips for Choosing the Right Girl to Hit On

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  • OMG Jim
    Confirmed User
    • Oct 2005
    • 3153

    #1

    T.G.I.F. Bartenders Tips for Choosing the Right Girl to Hit On

    Most guys can use all the help they can get when it comes to picking up chicks at the local bar or club so I thought that these " Meanings for What Women Drink" just might give you and idea of the type of woman you're trying to pick up.

    In a recent survey a number of bartenders were asked if they could predict a person's personality based on drink they ordered. Surprisingly their answers were very consistent:

    Beverage Choice Meanings for Women

    She orders: Beer
    Meaning: Casual, low-maintenance, down to earth.
    Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.

    She orders: Blender Drinks
    Meaning: Whiny, annoying, high maintenance.
    Approach: Avoid her unless you want to be her cabin boy.

    She orders: Mixed Drinks
    Meaning: Older, more refined, very picky; knows exactly what she wants.
    Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she is interested, she'll send you a drink.

    She orders: Wine (other than White Zinfandel)
    Meaning: Conservative and classy. Sophisticated, yet giggles.
    Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.

    She orders: White Zinfandel
    Meaning: Easy. Thinks she is classy and sophisticated. Actually clueless.
    Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is. This should be easy.

    She orders: Shots
    Meaning: Likes to get totally drunk... and naked.
    Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed this evening. Nothing to do but wait.
    Result: SCORE

    NOTE: There is no scientific data to substantiate this information but you got to believe that if anyone can tell you what kind of women drink what I'm asking a Bartender!


    HAPPY HUNTING THIS WEEKEND
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    ICQ: 254 914 537 - Skype: AlmightyJim
  • GrouchyAdmin
    Now choke yourself!
    • Apr 2006
    • 12085

    #2
    What if you want to nail the designated driver, though?

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    • AssPirate
      Confirmed User
      • Aug 2006
      • 2135

      #3
      Nothing more charming than nailing a drunk chick. But a party is a party...

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      • baddog
        So Fucking Banned
        • Apr 2001
        • 107089

        #4
        Looks pretty accurate.

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        • pornguy
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Mar 2003
          • 62910

          #5
          Funny thing is in a bar to watch the guys try and get the nerve to go and talk to a girl.
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          • OG LennyT
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            • Jun 2003
            • 14345

            #6
            good tips.. LOL
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            • TubeTitans_SusieQ
              Confirmed User
              • May 2007
              • 3884

              #7
              mmmmm i don't think you should go by those, maybe if it helps make things easier, but you shouldn't always judge...for example...sometimes I would LOVE a beer, but I take good care of myself and am classy, I love wine and White Zin...but that doesn't exactly mean im clueless, just means I like how it tastes....shots can loosen a girl up...so that might be good for you guys...but all in all....if you can't get her without buying a crap load of shots, I feel for you ;)





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              • tranza
                ICQ: 197-556-237
                • Jun 2003
                • 57559

                #8
                Lol, nice tips.
                I'm just a newbie.

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                • Iron Fist
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Dec 2006
                  • 23400

                  #9
                  Originally posted by GrouchyAdmin
                  What if you want to nail the designated driver, though?
                  Just don't do anything while she's driving
                  i like waffles

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