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  • beemk
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    • Jan 2002
    • 20829

    #1

    I just owned a hooker

    i live on the corner house and people pick up hookers like 3/4 of a mile away from me. some fucker is on the sidestreet with his car running (and the car is loud as fuck) with a hooker so i let my dog out and he was barking like crazy at them.
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  • WarChild
    Let slip the dogs of war.
    • Jan 2003
    • 17263

    #2
    Originally posted by beemk
    i live on the corner house and people pick up hookers like 3/4 of a mile away from me. some fucker is on the sidestreet with his car running (and the car is loud as fuck) with a hooker so i let my dog out and he was barking like crazy at them.
    I guess I owned a bunch of people in the park today, the mailman, the guy that cuts the lawn and the pool guy.

    If all it takes is dogs barking ...
    .

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    • VirtuMike
      Confirmed User
      • May 2002
      • 2483

      #3
      That's totally not how it's done dude.

      Get a couple buddies, some cigars, and some beers. Hang out and enjoy the show.

      When it's over, be sure to clap.
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      • beemk
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        • Jan 2002
        • 20829

        #4
        Originally posted by VirtuMike
        That's totally not how it's done dude.

        Get a couple buddies, some cigars, and some beers. Hang out and enjoy the show.

        When it's over, be sure to clap.
        its too dark i would have to go up to the side of the car
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        • cosis
          Confirmed User
          • Aug 2001
          • 5293

          #5
          Originally posted by beemk
          i live on the corner house and people pick up hookers like 3/4 of a mile away from me. some fucker is on the sidestreet with his car running (and the car is loud as fuck) with a hooker so i let my dog out and he was barking like crazy at them.
          pics?

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          • SpikeHeel
            Confirmed User
            • Oct 2003
            • 1531

            #6
            Originally posted by VirtuMike
            That's totally not how it's done dude.

            Get a couple buddies, some cigars, and some beers. Hang out and enjoy the show.

            When it's over, be sure to clap.

            haha....that's a good one.. think you forgot something..if its really a knock out scene... give it a standing ovation..

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            • sickkittens
              I am a meat popsicle.
              • Jul 2002
              • 25100

              #7
              Originally posted by beemk
              i live on the corner house and people pick up hookers like 3/4 of a mile away from me. some fucker is on the sidestreet with his car running (and the car is loud as fuck) with a hooker so i let my dog out and he was barking like crazy at them.
              And that is being ownerd how?

              One more reason why I hate the phrase "Owned"

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              • Shoehorn!
                Die With Your Boots On
                • Oct 2003
                • 22872

                #8
                Originally posted by beemk
                i live on the corner house and people pick up hookers like 3/4 of a mile away from me. some fucker is on the sidestreet with his car running (and the car is loud as fuck) with a hooker so i let my dog out and he was barking like crazy at them.
                That is the lamest story I have heard since the last lame story you told me.

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                • SleazyDream
                  I'm here for SPORT
                  • Jul 2001
                  • 41470

                  #9
                  don't disturb them

                  video camera with a night vison lens
                  This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                  Now read without the word dog.

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                  • robfantasy
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jun 2002
                    • 6445

                    #10
                    take a picture then black mail him
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                    • Rob
                      I'm a great bowler.
                      • Nov 2003
                      • 13310

                      #11
                      Originally posted by beemk
                      i live on the corner house and people pick up hookers like 3/4 of a mile away from me. some fucker is on the sidestreet with his car running (and the car is loud as fuck) with a hooker so i let my dog out and he was barking like crazy at them.
                      Most stories have a climax...where's yours?

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                      • DWB
                        Registered User
                        • Jul 2003
                        • 31779

                        #12
                        That's lame. Hookers gotta eat like the rest of us.

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                        • Rob
                          I'm a great bowler.
                          • Nov 2003
                          • 13310

                          #13
                          Retelling of that same story with the same bad ending:

                          We lived in a 3 bedroom house, it was small and humble but we appreciated everything it stood for. My dad took good care of it, being sure to trim the hedges and mow the lawn on a weekly basis, the compliments were abundant. We all had pride in our house and we loved our neighborhood.

                          However, the very same neighborhood is where a lot of potential Johns go to pick up hookers. The "pickup" location is about 3/4 of a mile away from my actual house. Some random gentleman was parked on the side street with his Vette running (which is extremely loud because of the turbo V8 contsrained under the pantyhose tight hood). Apparently the guy was with a hooker. A streetwalker. I could hear her cheap moans in between the sounds of his over-priced pistons shooting off in sequence.

                          I crept up slowly as the moans got louder and louder. She was screaming like she was a member of the studio audience for the Arsenio Hall show! "Whoof Whoof Whoof...give me one more!" she belted.

                          So i let my dog out and he was barking like crazy at them.

                          Sorry, I'm bored. I sold all my TV's.

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                          • Steen2
                            Confirmed User
                            • Feb 2004
                            • 7662

                            #14
                            Lamo!
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                            • Shoehorn!
                              Die With Your Boots On
                              • Oct 2003
                              • 22872

                              #15
                              Originally posted by HighOnAcid

                              I could hear her cheap moans in between the sounds of his over-priced pistons shooting off in sequence.
                              That is the most eloquent description of a whore getting fucked I have ever heard.

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                              • VirtuMike
                                Confirmed User
                                • May 2002
                                • 2483

                                #16
                                Originally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom
                                That is the most eloquent description of a whore getting fucked I have ever heard.
                                Yeah dude that's poetic.
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