Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Alex from Montreal
I believe that every woman who is reasonably attractive should work as an escort, at least for a month, during her life. I feel that it is a rewarding and enriching experience, improves communication and social skills, and prepares young women for dealing with the public at large and the demands of real clients once they move on to another job in another field.
|
Ummm yea!
Well I've tried it once or twice in my life. Here are some of the things you don't know about.
1. The pimps. (your in montreal so I'll use it as an example) eg. In montreal the average girl is out all hours of the night. She recieves $100 cdn from the agency and still has to give the driver $20cdn from that. (Therefore she get $80 a client)
2. Clients all demand "G.F.E" Girlfriend experiences. This translates into having to kiss some idiot that doesn't know how to use a toothbrush.
3. Clients tend to want to know everything and anything about the escort's life.
4. All Clients are mentally fucked up on some level and refuse to admit it.
5. Clients look down on the girl but still have no problem using her services.
6. The escort assumes all the risks. And clients will still ask stupid questions on the phone. eg. "Do you practice sodomy?" "Blow job natural" etc etc.
7. Not allowed to have any kind of male companionship. If they do, their boyfriend can be charged with living off the avails of a prostitute.
8. It is the only profession in the world where the consumer worries about what happens to the money after he has paid for his service.
9. It is the only job that when legalized that means prices drop through the floor. ($10 to $15 is not uncommon in legal countries)
10. Sure you can make money fast. But no one considers it a job and everyone assumes the escort is stupid and lazy.
11. Not allowed to express dis-satisfaction or an opion. IE: Shut up, take what money is offered to you and smile. Even if it isn't what was discussed or agreed on. (Working girls are just lazy hahahahas that aren't really working. They should be thankful for what they get)
12. A girl's regular clients always want to date the girl or save her from her life of ill-repute.
13. Christian organizations don't try to save McDonalds workers.
14. There is no Workmans Comp.
15. Your driver is at Tim Hortons the entire time. And a client will bolt the moment he see's the driver.
16. People call escort services to "jerk off" and even have one come out so they can just "take a look."
The list can go on and on. But I'll end it there.