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  • Elli
    Reach for those stars!
    • Apr 2003
    • 17991

    #1

    It's Talk Like a Pirate Day!

    http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html

    Arrrr prepare to be BOARDED!
    email: [email protected]
  • sixxxthsense
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2004
    • 2419

    #2
    where do u find these siteS??? geeezeeeee

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    • DimeStoreNovel
      Registered User
      • Sep 2004
      • 151

      #3
      Originally posted by Elli
      http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html

      Arrrr prepare to be BOARDED!
      you can board anytime you want.

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      • BradM
        Confirmed User
        • Dec 2003
        • 3397

        #4
        Ya know, darlin?, I?m 97 percent chum free.

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        • Elli
          Reach for those stars!
          • Apr 2003
          • 17991

          #5
          The basics

          Pirate lingo is rich and complicated, sort of like a good stew. There are several other sites that offer glossaries that are pretty good, and you can find some of them on our links page.

          But if you just want a quick fix, a surface gloss, a "pirate patina," if you will, here are the five basic words that you cannot live without. Master them, and you can face Talk Like a Pirate Day with a smile on your face and a parrot on your shoulder, if that's your thing.

          Ahoy! - "Hello!"

          Avast! - Stop and give attention. It can be used in a sense of surprise, "Whoa! Get a load of that!" which today makes it more of a "Check it out" or "No way!" or "Get off!"

          Aye! - "Why yes, I agree most heartily with everything you just said or did."

          Aye aye! - "I'll get right on that sir, as soon as my break is over."

          Arrr! - This one is often confused with arrrgh, which is of course the sound you make when you sit on a belaying pin. "Arrr!" can mean, variously, "yes," "I agree," "I'm happy," "I'm enjoying this beer," "My team is going to win it all," "I saw that television show, it sucked!" and "That was a clever remark you or I just made." And those are just a few of the myriad possibilities of Arrr!

          How To Talk Like a Pirate
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          • Elli
            Reach for those stars!
            • Apr 2003
            • 17991

            #6
            You guys are so not fun.
            email: [email protected]

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            • BradM
              Confirmed User
              • Dec 2003
              • 3397

              #7
              Originally posted by Elli
              You guys are so not fun.
              Arrrr....

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              • pxxx
                First African GFY Member
                • Mar 2004
                • 12114

                #8
                Originally posted by Elli
                You guys are so not fun.
                It seems a little dead around here. I will try along with Brad...



                ARRRR.......

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                • Basic_man
                  Programming King Pin
                  • Oct 2003
                  • 27360

                  #9
                  Rofl, nice one
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                  • sickkittens
                    I am a meat popsicle.
                    • Jul 2002
                    • 25100

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Elli
                    You guys are so not fun.
                    How do you say "can I have oral sex" in pirate talk?

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                    • Elli
                      Reach for those stars!
                      • Apr 2003
                      • 17991

                      #11
                      Originally posted by pxxx
                      It seems a little dead around here. I will try along with Brad...



                      ARRRR.......
                      Aw, thanks guys
                      email: [email protected]

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                      • Elli
                        Reach for those stars!
                        • Apr 2003
                        • 17991

                        #12
                        Originally posted by sickkittens
                        How do you say "can I have oral sex" in pirate talk?
                        Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day

                        (We came up with these in an effort to interest The Other Dave (Letterman) in TLAPD. His staff liked 'em, but alas, his show was"dark" the week of Sept. 19.)

                        10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

                        9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

                        8. Come on up and see me urchins.

                        7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

                        6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

                        5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?

                        4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

                        3. Ya know, darlin?, I?m 97 percent chum free.

                        2. Well blow me down?

                        And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is ?

                        1. Prepare to be boarded.

                        Top Pirate Pickup Lines
                        email: [email protected]

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                        • erehwon
                          Confirmed User
                          • Nov 2003
                          • 3759

                          #13
                          HARRR!!!
                          Money NEVER $leep$...

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                          • sickkittens
                            I am a meat popsicle.
                            • Jul 2002
                            • 25100

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Elli
                            Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day

                            (We came up with these in an effort to interest The Other Dave (Letterman) in TLAPD. His staff liked 'em, but alas, his show was"dark" the week of Sept. 19.)

                            10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

                            9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

                            8. Come on up and see me urchins.

                            7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

                            6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

                            5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?

                            4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

                            3. Ya know, darlin?, I?m 97 percent chum free.

                            2. Well blow me down?

                            And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is ?

                            1. Prepare to be boarded.

                            Top Pirate Pickup Lines
                            None of them worked. Any other suggestions?

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                            • VirtuMike
                              Confirmed User
                              • May 2002
                              • 2483

                              #15
                              HAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

                              Man that was the BEST story I have heard in a while.
                              Host it in AMSTERDAM at EUROTIVITY! - We also offer BACKUP SERVICES!

                              XYZZY4L

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                              • Elli
                                Reach for those stars!
                                • Apr 2003
                                • 17991

                                #16
                                Originally posted by VirtuMike
                                HAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

                                Man that was the BEST story I have heard in a while.
                                You'll have to try that on me in person next time I see you
                                email: [email protected]

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                                • gornyhuy
                                  Chafed.
                                  • May 2002
                                  • 18041

                                  #17
                                  This calls for a few pirate quotes from the Simpson's Sea Captain:


                                  -Protect the precious cargo!
                                  -You mean the "hot pants"???
                                  -Yarrrrrr, the hot pants.

                                  -(instead of "no") Narrrr, Narrrr.

                                  -Yar, I'm not attractive.

                                  -I'm telling you the light would work better if it pointed out to sea.
                                  - Arr, shut up. I know what I'm doin'.
                                  -(a boat crashes in the distance)
                                  - Arr, I hate the sea and everything in it.

                                  -Arr, this be the yarrest river-goin' boat thar be.
                                  -(boat sinks)
                                  -Arr ... I don't know what I'm doin.

                                  -Yar, sometimes I wonder why I bother plunderin' at all.



                                  icq:159548293

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                                  • Elli
                                    Reach for those stars!
                                    • Apr 2003
                                    • 17991

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by gornyhuy
                                    This calls for a few pirate quotes from the Simpson's Sea Captain:


                                    -Protect the precious cargo!
                                    -You mean the "hot pants"???
                                    -Yarrrrrr, the hot pants.

                                    -I'm telling you the light would work better if it pointed out to sea.
                                    - Arr, shut up. I know what I'm doin'.
                                    -(a boat crashes in the distance)
                                    - Arr, I hate the sea and everything in it.
                                    hahah those are the best! I remember the hot pants show!
                                    email: [email protected]

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                                    • gornyhuy
                                      Chafed.
                                      • May 2002
                                      • 18041

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Elli
                                      hahah those are the best! I remember the hot pants show!

                                      I think its the little side characters that really make that show what it is.

                                      icq:159548293

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                                      • Stewie
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Dec 2003
                                        • 3670

                                        #20
                                        A pirate is not judged by the notches in his cutlass but by the size of his booty...

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                                        • Spunky
                                          I need a beer
                                          • Jun 2002
                                          • 133978

                                          #21
                                          Arrr...Have you ever been to sea Elli

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                                          • VirtuMike
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • May 2002
                                            • 2483

                                            #22
                                            I have been to see Elli and she's hot.
                                            Host it in AMSTERDAM at EUROTIVITY! - We also offer BACKUP SERVICES!

                                            XYZZY4L

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                                            • Tom_PMs
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jun 2004
                                              • 2049

                                              #23
                                              Blimey! I aught give you a taste of the cat in the fo'c's'le.


                                              Hmm.. that just seems so wrong

                                              You've read it, you can't unread it.

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                                              • Elli
                                                Reach for those stars!
                                                • Apr 2003
                                                • 17991

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Tom_PM
                                                Blimey! I aught give you a taste of the cat in the fo'c's'le.


                                                Hmm.. that just seems so wrong
                                                hah ayes it does
                                                email: [email protected]

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