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  • stocktrader23
    Let's do some business.
    • Jan 2003
    • 18781
    #101
    #41757 +(-1)- [X]

    <Arno> damn 23 meg avi
    <Arno> and it's not even pr0n
    <ANSi5> then why waste your time? :P



    #62557 +(64)- [X]

    <LayMon> PH33r me
    <themage> AAAAHHHHHHHHH!
    <LayMon> woot
    <LayMon> i am pheered
    * LayMon ([email protected]) Quit (Read error: 54 (Connection reset by peer))
    <themage> oooh, I though you said "PEER me" ... my bad



    #8666 +(28)- [X]

    <bbl-away> sheeesh sickjay, ease up on the #eos spam
    <CactusJac> don't talk to him that way
    <CactusJac> he's my boyfriend
    <bbl-away> well, take him and get a room
    <CactusJac> we're exhibitionists


    Hands Free Adult - Join Once, Earn For Life

    "I try to make a habit of bouncing my eyes up to the face of a beautiful woman, and often repeat “not mine” in my head or even verbally. She’s not mine. God has her set aside. She’s not mine. She’s His little girl, and she needs me to fight for her by keeping my eyes where they should be."

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      • Reak
        So Fucking Banned
        • Mar 2003
        • 17920
        #102
        101

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          • stocktrader23
            Let's do some business.
            • Jan 2003
            • 18781
            #103
            #11640 +(16)- [X]

            <Aboshi> This girl at work changed the desktop to the student aide machine to a picture of herself. Talk about conceited.
            <Temujin> Punch her in the face.
            <Aboshi> I can't. She's Pakistani and would come back the next day and blow me up.



            Hands Free Adult - Join Once, Earn For Life

            "I try to make a habit of bouncing my eyes up to the face of a beautiful woman, and often repeat “not mine” in my head or even verbally. She’s not mine. God has her set aside. She’s not mine. She’s His little girl, and she needs me to fight for her by keeping my eyes where they should be."

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              • stocktrader23
                Let's do some business.
                • Jan 2003
                • 18781
                #104
                #122558 +(335)- [X]

                <Calvinosaur> Water parks should make their entrances narrow, say 24 inches. If you can't fit through sideways, then you're too fat to be wearing a swimsuit in public.


                Hands Free Adult - Join Once, Earn For Life

                "I try to make a habit of bouncing my eyes up to the face of a beautiful woman, and often repeat “not mine” in my head or even verbally. She’s not mine. God has her set aside. She’s not mine. She’s His little girl, and she needs me to fight for her by keeping my eyes where they should be."

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                  • bluff
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 6253
                    #105
                    ? HDF_Red wakes up
                    <HDF_Red> my mom taste funny ;_;
                    <HDF_Red> oh man
                    <Lord-Lard-Arse> OMG :x
                    <HDF_Red> typo city

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                      • Shoehorn!
                        Die With Your Boots On
                        • Oct 2003
                        • 22872
                        #106

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                          • stocktrader23
                            Let's do some business.
                            • Jan 2003
                            • 18781
                            #107
                            #172151 +(1106)- [X]

                            * sunny wanders back in the world of chemistry ... where the H+ atoms have lost their protons and don't know where to find them ...
                            <@guinea-pig> an ion walks into a bar and says "i think i left an electron here lastnight"
                            <@guinea-pig> and the bartender says "are you positive?"
                            <sunny> hahahahaha
                            <mikegrb> that is awesome
                            <@guinea-pig> yes, we are geeks


                            Hands Free Adult - Join Once, Earn For Life

                            "I try to make a habit of bouncing my eyes up to the face of a beautiful woman, and often repeat “not mine” in my head or even verbally. She’s not mine. God has her set aside. She’s not mine. She’s His little girl, and she needs me to fight for her by keeping my eyes where they should be."

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                              • stocktrader23
                                Let's do some business.
                                • Jan 2003
                                • 18781
                                #108
                                #395528 +(106)- [X]

                                (@[UGP]SirSteam) ITS ALL FUCKING FUNNY TIL YOU ARE MARRIED
                                (@[UGP]SirSteam) THEN THE LAUGHTER FUCKING ENDS GENTLEMEN
                                (@[UGP]SirSteam) BE WARNED
                                (@[UGP]SirSteam) oh hi honey i was just talkin to the gu
                                ?? quit: ([UGP]SirSteam) ([email protected]) (Read error: EOF from client)


                                Hands Free Adult - Join Once, Earn For Life

                                "I try to make a habit of bouncing my eyes up to the face of a beautiful woman, and often repeat “not mine” in my head or even verbally. She’s not mine. God has her set aside. She’s not mine. She’s His little girl, and she needs me to fight for her by keeping my eyes where they should be."

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                                  • bluff
                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                    • Jan 2004
                                    • 6253
                                    #109
                                    <[BAC]Draxon|TWL> "The animals will hear!" bellowed the ear licking penguin as the awesomely endowed midget sucked her oozing charlies and plugged his purple middle leg into her festering hahahaha.
                                    <[BAC]Draxon|TWL> oops
                                    <[BAC]Draxon|TWL> wrong window
                                    <d|syztem> what the FUCK

                                    <Quake-Hat> brad, your mom is fine as shit
                                    <Quake-Hat> i think i will masturbate to her while i play with my balls
                                    <bad_brad> brad had to go blow his nose, but thanks for the compliment, i will be calling your mother
                                    <Quake-Hat> Jesus-fucking christ!!!

                                    <@Logan> I spent a minute looking at my own code by accident.
                                    <@Logan> I was thinking "What the hell is this guy doing?"

                                    <Opcode> i was gonna call 911...but i was downloading a file

                                    serluny: how long did it took u to learn c?
                                    ReDPriest:4.5 minutes
                                    serluny:how did u do that?
                                    ReDPriest:i downloaded it into my brain..i got a program to do
                                    that
                                    serluny:what program
                                    ReDPriest:download shit into your brain v3.1
                                    serluny:how do i download it?
                                    ReDPriest: go to www.downloadable-shit-for-your-brain.com
                                    serluny:i cant download it something is wrong

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                                      • bluff
                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                        • Jan 2004
                                        • 6253
                                        #110
                                        <broox> so my speakers haven't beeen working for a while
                                        <broox> they were plugged into the mic port
                                        <npl> umm, i think they are color-coded
                                        <broox> haha, i know
                                        <broox> i usually just reach back there and guess which hole it is
                                        * npl has set the topic on channel #cell6 to <broox> i usually just reach back there and guess which hole it is

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                                          • bluff
                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                            • Jan 2004
                                            • 6253
                                            #111
                                            <Spyro> Dude..
                                            <Spyro> The other day, I was smoking some weed and got into the car to go and drop my sister off to the bus stop. I thought some prick stole my steering wheel....
                                            <Spyro> But I was in the backseat

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                                              • MaDalton
                                                I am Amazing Content!
                                                • Feb 2004
                                                • 39861
                                                #112
                                                this is by far the most funny shit I have ever seen
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                                                  • fr33s3x
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Apr 2003
                                                    • 5064
                                                    #113
                                                    Originally posted by NickHimself

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                                                      • Vitasoy
                                                        GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                        • Oct 2003
                                                        • 58202
                                                        #114
                                                        <ckx> women ask for it
                                                        <ckx> they act all old and mature
                                                        <ckx> and then you stick your cock up their ass
                                                        <ckx> and they get all bitchy
                                                        <ckx> "I"M ONLY 13, I'M ONLY 13!!!"




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                                                          • Martin
                                                            "Assassins"
                                                            • Dec 2001
                                                            • 17274
                                                            #115
                                                            Sorry if its been posted already.


                                                            <Shadowless> How can I tell if I'm circumsized or not? From everyone's descriptions, I'm assuming I am not. I think I even recall my father telling me they decided not to have it done to me because of problems that can develop. I'd ask but I'm a little too embarrassed. I'm very private with my body.
                                                            <Shadowless> I do have quite a bit of loose skin below the glans, but it's still clearly separated when erect. When I was young though, before I was getting erections, the skin was always bunched up around the glans and I could easily slide it over. I am also extremely sensitive on the under-side of my shaft toward the top -- exactly where the skin is. I get ejaculate by just massaging this.
                                                            <Shadowless> My sincere apologies if this was too graphic for anyone.
                                                            <Shadowless> I'm tempted to just suck it up and use Google image search to find out.
                                                            <Baloogan> dude, WHAT THE FUCK

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                                                              • FunForOne
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Nov 2003
                                                                • 8704
                                                                #116
                                                                <Polytope> tetris is so unrealistic

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