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  • DirtyDanza
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2002
    • 8375

    #1

    saw a girl tonight with a black eye

    so right away i am thinking.. "great she does'nt listen.. but I aproach her anyways and low and behold ended up with my cock in her mouth later
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  • jacked
    sperm tail
    • May 2004
    • 11019

    #2
    did you bust in her face? that would have made her night
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    • The Ghost
      IslandDollars.com
      • Oct 2004
      • 12188

      #3
      Dave Attell is just echoing in my head right now ......

      "...so a couple of McNuggets and lies later, we're back at my place. And we're having sex doggie style. Now I didn't plan it that way..... that's just how she passed out...."


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      • DirtyDanza
        Confirmed User
        • Aug 2002
        • 8375

        #4
        Originally posted by jacked
        did you bust in her face? that would have made her night
        now you know I did
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        • DirtyDanza
          Confirmed User
          • Aug 2002
          • 8375

          #5
          Originally posted by Ghost Pro Sales
          Dave Attell is just echoing in my head right now ......

          "...so a couple of McNuggets and lies later, we're back at my place. And we're having sex doggie style. Now I didn't plan it that way..... that's just how she passed out...."


          Fucking priceless!!!
          hahahah attell rocks ..... she's screaming names that don't exist... oh fuck me goofy... just like that papa smurf.. I dunno if she was retarded or just looking at my sheets
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          • XWS Negotiator
            Confirmed User
            • Aug 2005
            • 220

            #6
            I better start looking for a girl with a black eye, he he he, lucky you!

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            • adamneve
              LIVING LA VITA LOCA
              • Oct 2002
              • 13333

              #7
              taking advantage of some sad girls?
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              • Hunter_ST
                Confirmed User
                • Feb 2003
                • 763

                #8
                That is one of the funniest Dave Attell skits... he rocks.

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                • fris
                  I have to go potty
                  • Aug 2002
                  • 55749

                  #9
                  Originally posted by adamneve
                  taking advantage of some sad girls?
                  livejournal, makeoutclub, or myspace is the new place i would goto pickup girls for content

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                  • mikeyddddd
                    Viva la vulva!
                    • Mar 2003
                    • 16557

                    #10
                    When she got home her other eye got blackened.

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                    • DirtyDanza
                      Confirmed User
                      • Aug 2002
                      • 8375

                      #11
                      Originally posted by fris
                      livejournal, makeoutclub, or myspace is the new place i would goto pickup girls for content

                      home of emo ;)

                      trust me you will find the most fucked up girls on those 3

                      hell yeah and if there willing to do it... I have had 4 myspace accounts I delete them once I have no idea who is on there... but these girls will do anything... I bought one beer she fucked me within like 2 min of being here she whiped my cock out... good fucking stuff
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                      • Ninja Scripts
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jul 2005
                        • 1032

                        #12
                        Originally posted by fris
                        livejournal, makeoutclub, or myspace is the new place i would goto pickup girls for content

                        home of emo ;)

                        trust me you will find the most fucked up girls on those 3
                        Haha, I had no idea what makeoutclub was so I checked it out. Here's the first profile I clicked on.

                        http://www.makeoutclub.com/page_disp...hannon_Toashes

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                        • abz
                          Senior Member
                          • Apr 2001
                          • 4498

                          #13
                          nice one

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                          • HorseShit
                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                            • Dec 2004
                            • 17513

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Ghost Pro Sales
                            Dave Attell is just echoing in my head right now ......

                            "...so a couple of McNuggets and lies later, we're back at my place. And we're having sex doggie style. Now I didn't plan it that way..... that's just how she passed out...."


                            Fucking priceless!!!

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                            • tranza
                              ICQ: 197-556-237
                              • Jun 2003
                              • 57559

                              #15
                              Originally posted by adamneve
                              taking advantage of some sad girls?
                              of course not, who said that
                              I'm just a newbie.

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                              • Downtime
                                Confirmed User
                                • May 2004
                                • 7320

                                #16
                                What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?



                                Nothing. You already told her twice.
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                                • The Heron
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Apr 2001
                                  • 4496

                                  #17
                                  Shoulda shot some content!

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                                  • PrintAdult
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Aug 2005
                                    • 845

                                    #18
                                    Sounds like a reality site.

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