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  • SteveLightspeed
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2001
    • 7940

    #1

    Google funnies

    Anyone else have any good "google fucked me" stories?

    here's a funny thing google did to us

    We had an email harvestor on the front of our site -- it said "Join our newsletter! You will not leave this site or be spammed!" -- google spidered my site and decided to use "representative text" -- that said "Ls-university.com.... leave this site or be spammed!"

    Steve Lightspeed
    Abra-cadabra!
  • Fake Nick
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jul 2004
    • 7708

    #2
    so if the surfer stays you spam them ? great marketing !

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    • Thumbking
      Confirmed User
      • Feb 2003
      • 1067

      #3
      Originally posted by Lightspeed
      Anyone else have any good "google fucked me" stories?

      here's a funny thing google did to us

      We had an email harvestor on the front of our site -- it said "Join our newsletter! You will not leave this site or be spammed!" -- google spidered my site and decided to use "representative text" -- that said "Ls-university.com.... leave this site or be spammed!"

      Steve Lightspeed
      lol....


      they charged me 195$ for an ad campaign I didn't agree too. I still havent paid them for it though...I prob will just to get them off my back...

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      • kaliboy2g
        So Fucking Banned (YEA!!)
        • Jun 2004
        • 10963

        #4
        French Milliatry VICTORIES
        Care about me?
        Who?
        Me!
        Who?

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        • kaliboy2g
          So Fucking Banned (YEA!!)
          • Jun 2004
          • 10963

          #5
          or type in french miliatry victories in google and click " im feeling lucky"
          Care about me?
          Who?
          Me!
          Who?

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          • WiredGuy
            Pounding Googlebot
            • Aug 2002
            • 34517

            #6
            hahahaha, that's a good one. I'm sure I could come up with a few googlisms but none come to mind right now.

            WG
            I play with Google.

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            • Shoehorn!
              Die With Your Boots On
              • Oct 2003
              • 22872

              #7
              You can find a shitload of CC numbers on google. Of course, I didn't find that out myself, I read it this morning on Yahoo news.

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              • BigWebRev
                Confirmed User
                • Aug 2004
                • 1631

                #8
                funny story................

                Google Inc.
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                Be grateful the original offering plan was modified
                Thankfully, the SEC denied the company?s first attempt at registering shares. My hunch is the SEC recognized this for the disaster that it was sure to be and pulled the plug at the last minute. The Dutch auction concept, while admirable, alienated the entire professional community. The unsuspecting individual investor, had the company priced at anticipated levels, would have been in for a rude surprise. I really don?t think I was the only one who would have recommended shorting shares at the opening had they proceeded as planned.

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                • WiredGuy
                  Pounding Googlebot
                  • Aug 2002
                  • 34517

                  #9
                  Originally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom
                  You can find a shitload of CC numbers on google. Of course, I didn't find that out myself, I read it this morning on Yahoo news.
                  Ok, here's a good one. Reading Google News I get a link to an article entitled "Google Search Reveals Credit-Card Numbers". Clicking on it, I get a link on how to do a credit card number lookup on Google (example: 4050000000000000..4050999999999999 visa) and get these results: http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&l...999999999+visa

                  How great that Google News is giving away how to do a Google lookup to get exposed credit card numbers. LOL

                  WG
                  I play with Google.

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                  • fris
                    I have to go potty
                    • Aug 2002
                    • 55835

                    #10
                    http://packetstormsecurity.org/docs/hack/xmas.txt

                    my google tricks
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                    • crockett
                      in a van by the river
                      • May 2003
                      • 76818

                      #11
                      lol pretty funny screw up



                      Originally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom
                      You can find a shitload of CC numbers on google. Of course, I didn't find that out myself, I read it this morning on Yahoo news.
                      that's been news for awhile every sense they started indexing numbers
                      In November, you can vote for America's next president or its first dictator.

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                      • Fucksakes
                        Shit... Fuck! What the Hell?
                        • Dec 2003
                        • 7567

                        #12
                        Originally posted by fris
                        http://packetstormsecurity.org/docs/hack/xmas.txt

                        my google tricks
                        cool

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                        • Nanda
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jul 2003
                          • 5310

                          #13
                          Originally posted by kaliboy2g
                          French Milliatry VICTORIES
                          My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
                          He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!

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                          • kaliboy2g
                            So Fucking Banned (YEA!!)
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 10963

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Nanda
                            What do you find so funny. There is no such thing as a french miliatry victory
                            Care about me?
                            Who?
                            Me!
                            Who?

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