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  • AaronM
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    • Oct 2001
    • 46917
    #1

    What U.S. city has the ugliest strippers?

    If I were a betting man....My money would go on Portland, OR.

    Many people think that Portland is filled with great clubs....Fuck that. These places are shit holes. We even have one strip club that is actually a single wide mobile home. No shit.

    Now...If the clubs are that ghetto....What about the girls that work them?

    Portland....Hands down.
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    • Napolean
      Misanthropic Egalitarian
      • Nov 2002
      • 4330
      #2
      ever been to flamingo's in dayton ohio?

      yuuck
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        • TurboAngel
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          • Jun 2003
          • 30122
          #3
          We have a few nasty one's here.

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            • Spunky
              I need a beer
              • Jun 2002
              • 133978
              #4
              Kentucky

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                • railz
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                  • Nov 2001
                  • 2531
                  #5
                  I have you beat right here man.

                  Last time I went to a strip bar here, one of the girls ha this HUGE stick on bandage on her back. Ran from her ass to her neck.

                  It was all crusted with dirty and crap
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                    • Lycanthrope
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                      • Jan 2004
                      • 4517
                      #6
                      I was disappointed with Kansas City, MO. Ribs were good though.

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                        • escorpio
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                          • Oct 2002
                          • 23485
                          #7
                          Spokane. Hands fucking down.
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                            • block
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                              • Jan 2004
                              • 1258
                              #8
                              Mobile home strip club?

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                                • studio
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                                  • Feb 2004
                                  • 1095
                                  #9
                                  Hands down... Oshkosh, WI at Naughty Girls aka "Nasty Girls"

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                                    • railz
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                                      • Nov 2001
                                      • 2531
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by studio
                                      Hands down... Oshkosh, WI at Naughty Girls aka "Nasty Girls"
                                      HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH!

                                      Sorry

                                      Try Shooters outside Eau Claire It's worse.
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                                        • Giorgio_Xo
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                                          • Mar 2003
                                          • 4263
                                          #11
                                          Las Vegas!


                                          Just kidding...
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                                            • escorpio
                                              doesn't fuck around.
                                              • Oct 2002
                                              • 23485
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by AaronM
                                              If I were a betting man....My money would go on Portland, OR.

                                              Many people think that Portland is filled with great clubs....Fuck that. These places are shit holes. We even have one strip club that is actually a single wide mobile home. No shit.

                                              Now...If the clubs are that ghetto....What about the girls that work them?

                                              Portland....Hands down.
                                              I've always liked Portland for sheer volume and the ease of the druggie dancers.
                                              Unvaxxed, still alive.

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                                                • Lycanthrope
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                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                  • 4517
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by studio
                                                  Hands down... Oshkosh, WI at Naughty Girls aka "Nasty Girls"
                                                  Yeah, that place is pretty rank, (we'll have to hit it some night - lol).

                                                  Have it beat though, (luckily the place burned down), there was this shit hole in Cudahy called "The After Glow", I swear the "girls" (30+) previous occupations were that of chicklet vendor across the CA / Mexican border...

                                                  The place was so bad, the cover charge was a buck, and bottles of beer were only 1.50

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                                                    • AaronM
                                                      GFY Royality ;)
                                                      • Oct 2001
                                                      • 46917
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by spunky1
                                                      Kentucky

                                                      Which apparently has a better school system than Tennessee since you named a state when the question asked for cities.

                                                      Thank you for playing.

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                                                        • jacked
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                                                          • May 2004
                                                          • 11019
                                                          #15
                                                          i'd have to say Newark, NJ considering the fact there are some grimmey ass titty bars in newark lol i've only been to a few and most of the chicks look like crack heads or they were big fat black bitches with the sloppiest snatch i've ever seen
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                                                            • AaronM
                                                              GFY Royality ;)
                                                              • Oct 2001
                                                              • 46917
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by escorpio
                                                              I've always liked Portland for sheer volume and the ease of the druggie dancers.
                                                              I'll give ya that one.

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                                                                • jacked
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                                                                  • May 2004
                                                                  • 11019
                                                                  #17
                                                                  atleast we make up for it with some of the good ones Lace, Stilletos, and Satin Dolls are where it's at some of the hottest girls i've ever seen
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                                                                    • AaronM
                                                                      GFY Royality ;)
                                                                      • Oct 2001
                                                                      • 46917
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by Lycanthrope
                                                                      Yeah, that place is pretty rank, (we'll have to hit it some night - lol).

                                                                      Have it beat though, (luckily the place burned down),
                                                                      Should I be laughing this hard about that?

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                                                                        • Lycanthrope
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                                                                          • Jan 2004
                                                                          • 4517
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by AaronM
                                                                          Should I be laughing this hard about that?
                                                                          Hell, it wasn't my place... go ahead

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                                                                            • Spunky
                                                                              I need a beer
                                                                              • Jun 2002
                                                                              • 133978
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by AaronM
                                                                              Which apparently has a better school system than Tennessee since you named a state when the question asked for cities.

                                                                              Thank you for playing.
                                                                              Tennessee..I'm Canadian and was just there for a visit

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                                                                                • AaronM
                                                                                  GFY Royality ;)
                                                                                  • Oct 2001
                                                                                  • 46917
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by spunky1
                                                                                  Tennessee..I'm Canadian and was just there for a visit

                                                                                  Ah...Well......I saw the Toiletville and just figured......Nevermind.

                                                                                  Have a drink on me.

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                                                                                    • baddog
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                                                                                      • Apr 2001
                                                                                      • 107089
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Albuquerque, NM

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                                                                                        • candyflip
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                                                                                          • Jul 2002
                                                                                          • 43073
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Rochester, NY

                                                                                          We usually just go to the Falls.

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                                                                                            • RightHandMan
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                                                                                              • Jul 2003
                                                                                              • 1694
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Lexington, KY

                                                                                              The worst Strip Clubs...Were the guys pay for lapdances from their sisters and mothers....

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                                                                                                • AaronM
                                                                                                  GFY Royality ;)
                                                                                                  • Oct 2001
                                                                                                  • 46917
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by RightHandMan
                                                                                                  Lexington, KY

                                                                                                  The worst Strip Clubs...Were the guys pay for lapdances from their sisters and mothers....
                                                                                                  As if that's wrong or something.....

                                                                                                  My mom can dance a mean fucking lap dance!

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                                                                                                    • Downtime
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                                                                                                      • May 2004
                                                                                                      • 7320
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Carbondale, IL. Just go to "J.B's" and see for yourself. Hint, the strip club is a fuckin trailor.
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                                                                                                        • baddog
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                                                                                                          • Apr 2001
                                                                                                          • 107089
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by Downtime
                                                                                                          Carbondale, IL. Just go to "J.B's" and see for yourself. Hint, the strip club is a fuckin trailor.
                                                                                                          sounds like old school Tucson, AZ to me

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                                                                                                            • reynold
                                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                                                                              • 51271
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              yes. i guess it's portland.

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                                                                                                                • GiantGnome
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                                                                                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                                                                                  • 4344
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  BJs Hideaway in Lincoln NE.

                                                                                                                  The strippers there let the customers finger fuck them under the table for a drink.
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                                                                                                                    • eddieguy
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                                                                                                                      • Aug 2004
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                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Sparks, NV
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                                                                                                                        • pornguy
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                                                                                                                          • Mar 2003
                                                                                                                          • 62910
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Miami Florida has some of the worst, and also the best.

                                                                                                                          Hey Aaron does that girl Corins curves still dance up there??
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                                                                                                                            • AaronM
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                                                                                                                              • Oct 2001
                                                                                                                              • 46917
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by GiantGnome
                                                                                                                              BJs Hideaway in Lincoln NE.

                                                                                                                              The strippers there let the customers finger fuck them under the table for a drink.
                                                                                                                              They can't afford tables to hide it under here in Portland so they do it in the corners.

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                                                                                                                                • TheJimmy
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                                                                                                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                                                                                                  • 10747
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Biloxi, MS



                                                                                                                                  fucking horrible...



                                                                                                                                  the shit I saw would not turn on a death row inmate...



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                                                                                                                                    • pure energy
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                                                                                                                                      • Apr 2004
                                                                                                                                      • 4274
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      I agree it's Portland. Las Vegas the sin city!
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                                                                                                                                        • AaronM
                                                                                                                                          GFY Royality ;)
                                                                                                                                          • Oct 2001
                                                                                                                                          • 46917
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by TheJimmy
                                                                                                                                          Biloxi, MS



                                                                                                                                          fucking horrible...



                                                                                                                                          the shit I saw would not turn on a death row inmate...



                                                                                                                                          naaa-steeee
                                                                                                                                          You don't get it man....We got this one bitch here....She has half an arm, a wooden leg, and a fucken eye patch. I swear to Christ that I am gonna buy her a parrot for Christmas.

                                                                                                                                          No joke...Call Tim's Hideaway and ask the bartender.

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                                                                                                                                            • GiantGnome
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                                                                                                                                              • Jan 2004
                                                                                                                                              • 4344
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by AaronM
                                                                                                                                              You don't get it man....We got this one bitch here....She has half an arm, a wooden leg, and a fucken eye patch. I swear to Christ that I am gonna buy her a parrot for Christmas.

                                                                                                                                              No joke...Call Tim's Hideaway and ask the bartender.
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                                                                                                                                                • junction
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                                                                                                                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                                                                                                                  • 2411
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  I got ya all beat.......

                                                                                                                                                  Victorville, Ca at about 3pm. Don't remember then name of the place, but be sure to bring the feed bags.

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                                                                                                                                                    • slavdogg
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                                                                                                                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                                                                                                                      • 3570
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by AaronM
                                                                                                                                                      You don't get it man....We got this one bitch here....She has half an arm, a wooden leg, and a fucken eye patch. I swear to Christ that I am gonna buy her a parrot for Christmas.

                                                                                                                                                      No joke...Call Tim's Hideaway and ask the bartender.
                                                                                                                                                      hahah DAMN

                                                                                                                                                      i saw a pregnant stripper in Vegas last time i was there
                                                                                                                                                      couldnt believe my eyes, the chick was like 6-7 months pregnant
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                                                                                                                                                        • SykkBoy2
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                                                                                                                                                          • Feb 2001
                                                                                                                                                          • 19969
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          hahah, I HAVE to see a mobile home that doubles as a strip club...that's gotta be a white trash rite of passage......
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                                                                                                                                                            • SykkBoy2
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                                                                                                                                                              • Feb 2001
                                                                                                                                                              • 19969
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by slavdogg
                                                                                                                                                              hahah DAMN

                                                                                                                                                              i saw a pregnant stripper in Vegas last time i was there
                                                                                                                                                              couldnt believe my eyes, the chick was like 6-7 months pregnant
                                                                                                                                                              there used to be a shitty place called Crazy Horse on Flamingo and Paradise where they had one night that a few friends and I had referred to as C-section night....3 fucking strippers in a row had nasty c-section scars and didn't even cover them with makeup....is this a freaky fetish I don't know about???
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                                                                                                                                                                • lloyd
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                                                                                                                                                                  • May 2002
                                                                                                                                                                  • 798
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by baddog
                                                                                                                                                                  Albuquerque, NM
                                                                                                                                                                  i'll second that one...

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                                                                                                                                                                    • bogo
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                                                                                                                                                                      • Jun 2002
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                                                                                                                                                                          • Mar 2004
                                                                                                                                                                          • 11941
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          I'll go out on a limb and say Alaska

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                                                                                                                                                                            • cosis
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                                                                                                                                                                              • Aug 2001
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                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by RightHandMan
                                                                                                                                                                              Lexington, KY

                                                                                                                                                                              The worst Strip Clubs...Were the guys pay for lapdances from their sisters and mothers....
                                                                                                                                                                              Okay let's here a few of the ones you visited........

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                                                                                                                                                                                • SleazyDream
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                                                                                                                                                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                  • 41470
                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  i'd say manitoba - you can't touch them.
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                                                                                                                                                                                    • johnvod
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                                                                                                                                                                                      • May 2004
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                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by AaronM
                                                                                                                                                                                      If I were a betting man....My money would go on Portland, OR.

                                                                                                                                                                                      Many people think that Portland is filled with great clubs....Fuck that. These places are shit holes. We even have one strip club that is actually a single wide mobile home. No shit.

                                                                                                                                                                                      Now...If the clubs are that ghetto....What about the girls that work them?

                                                                                                                                                                                      Portland....Hands down.
                                                                                                                                                                                      Hey thats a great concept: a mobile strip club.
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                                                                                                                                                                                        • boardersweetie
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                                                                                                                                                                                          • Oct 2003
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                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
                                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by AaronM
                                                                                                                                                                                          As if that's wrong or something.....

                                                                                                                                                                                          My mom can dance a mean fucking lap dance!
                                                                                                                                                                                          that's so wrong.

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                                                                                                                                                                                            • PornGeneral
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                                                                                                                                                                                              • Sep 2004
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                                                                                                                                                                                              I was at one can't remember the name in Oklahoma, passing through. The stripper had one arm missing and fucked up mouth.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                • bjjb
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  • Mar 2004
                                                                                                                                                                                                  • 13074
                                                                                                                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by cosis
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Okay let's here a few of the ones you visited........

                                                                                                                                                                                                  UImm I lived in Lexington years ago. There was a place on Cambrige Drive off Versailles Road in a strip mall called Red Lounge or Red Lion or something like that. They had some real skanks in there

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                                                                                                                                                                                                      • Mar 2004
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      #50
                                                                                                                                                                                                      Chatanooga, TN

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