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  • Dirty F
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Jul 2001
    • 59204

    #1

    Tip for you ugly fuckers



    Buy this, it will hide your uglyness a bit. Seriously.
  • Dirty F
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Jul 2001
    • 59204

    #2

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    • Dirty F
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Jul 2001
      • 59204

      #3
      Open the bottle and just smell the cologne ALLURE and you will be taken to a place mostly synonymous with elegance, style, and intimate rapture! Sometimes I think I am an Italian Armani runway model just spraying this stuff on!

      I wasn't expecting much when I approached ALLURE at the counter the first time, since Chanel was mostly a woman's brand name. But once I got to try the tester, I was hooked.

      I tend to prefer colognes with a sweet edge to them, give people a pleasant experience when interacting with me, and that always manage to turn a few heads.
      ALLURE is definitely better than phermones as I usually have a few people always follow me......

      When I smell ALLURE, I smell something sweet first - as if smelling cotton candy, then there comes in an earthy touch and spicy touch reminiscent of Old Spice. The rest is dreamy concoctions of a romantic night on the town eating at 5 star restaurants, dancing the night away, and going to be with the one I love. Powerful stuff! I certainly think this cologne would compliment any well-dressed man with mischevious intentions in mind.

      Chanel also makes a few other men's colognes, Platinum and Egoist (spelling). I think I liked Egoist as a second runner up. It's a great alternative to ALLURE as it isn't sweet but it doesn't ALLURE!

      ALLURE is certainly alluring. So much so, you'll end up purchasing it for yourself or your loved one.

      I think it would be great for any gift-giving occasion.

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      • alexg
        IL4L.com
        • Aug 2003
        • 11287

        #4
        who's the "professional hockey player"?

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        • RuthB
          Let's Get Paxumized!
          • May 2005
          • 7248

          #5
          Originally posted by Franck
          Open the bottle and just smell the cologne ALLURE and you will be taken to a place mostly synonymous with elegance, style, and intimate rapture! Sometimes I think I am an Italian Armani runway model just spraying this stuff on!

          I wasn't expecting much when I approached ALLURE at the counter the first time, since Chanel was mostly a woman's brand name. But once I got to try the tester, I was hooked.

          I tend to prefer colognes with a sweet edge to them, give people a pleasant experience when interacting with me, and that always manage to turn a few heads.
          ALLURE is definitely better than phermones as I usually have a few people always follow me......

          When I smell ALLURE, I smell something sweet first - as if smelling cotton candy, then there comes in an earthy touch and spicy touch reminiscent of Old Spice. The rest is dreamy concoctions of a romantic night on the town eating at 5 star restaurants, dancing the night away, and going to be with the one I love. Powerful stuff! I certainly think this cologne would compliment any well-dressed man with mischevious intentions in mind.

          Chanel also makes a few other men's colognes, Platinum and Egoist (spelling). I think I liked Egoist as a second runner up. It's a great alternative to ALLURE as it isn't sweet but it doesn't ALLURE!

          ALLURE is certainly alluring. So much so, you'll end up purchasing it for yourself or your loved one.

          I think it would be great for any gift-giving occasion.
          Franck.. I love how you use the language there... nice!
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          • Dirty F
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Jul 2001
            • 59204

            #6
            Originally posted by WEGRuth
            Franck.. I love how you use the language there... nice!

            I didnt write that :/

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            • Dirty F
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Jul 2001
              • 59204

              #7
              http://www.ciao.co.uk/Reviews/Chanel...e_Homme__66494

              Man, read those reviews there with titles like:

              Babe Magnet

              Turn Heads With Allure Homme

              very allureing how can anyone resist

              Women will swoon

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              • assmunk
                Confirmed User
                • Jun 2005
                • 1101

                #8
                Please start more new threads....
                Thank you.

                ps. if you need to read 'user reviews' on the internet before buying a cologne...it's a sure sign you need to get out more...
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                • RuthB
                  Let's Get Paxumized!
                  • May 2005
                  • 7248

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Franck
                  I didnt write that :/
                  then I remove the compliment :P
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                  • Ramos2
                    Custom User Title
                    • Dec 2004
                    • 11927

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Franck
                    When I smell ALLURE, I smell something sweet first - .
                    DOes it get any more gay than this?
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                    • Dirty F
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Jul 2001
                      • 59204

                      #11
                      Originally posted by WEGRuth
                      then I remove the compliment :P
                      Hey i 'could' write something like this.

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                      • taibo
                        Confirmed User
                        • May 2005
                        • 3720

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Franck


                        Buy this, it will hide your uglyness a bit. Seriously.
                        and this is why you searched this up.

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                        • Violetta
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                          • Jul 2004
                          • 28735

                          #13
                          So there is hope for us all? Im gonna buy me one of those right away!
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                          • Dirty F
                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                            • Jul 2001
                            • 59204

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Rockatansky
                            Im gonna buy me one of those right away!


                            Becareful with it. Dont get all excited and spray half the bottle on you. That stuff is really strong.

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                            • Dirty F
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Jul 2001
                              • 59204

                              #15
                              So did anyone actually try it?

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                              • Nylz
                                Confirmed User
                                • Apr 2004
                                • 8285

                                #16
                                allure is great
                                No sig.

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                                • ssp
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jan 2005
                                  • 7990

                                  #17
                                  I love Allure. I've had it a few times.

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                                  • Nylz
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Apr 2004
                                    • 8285

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Franck


                                    Becareful with it. Dont get all excited and spray half the bottle on you. That stuff is really strong.
                                    No sig.

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                                    • ssp
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jan 2005
                                      • 7990

                                      #19
                                      Another way to hide your uglyness:

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                                      • Nylz
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Apr 2004
                                        • 8285

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by alexg
                                        who's the "professional hockey player"?
                                        Franck is a professional hockey player

                                        No sig.

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                                        • Jollyjoe
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jul 2004
                                          • 300

                                          #21
                                          What if you are already good looking, does it enhance your good looks already?
                                          jk

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                                          • CherryLipsRosa
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Mar 2004
                                            • 3603

                                            #22
                                            Reading this made me smell it through my screen lol i guess i need my morning coffee!
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                                            • spongemonkey
                                              Registered User
                                              • Mar 2005
                                              • 199

                                              #23
                                              I prefer Sex Panther by Odeon; it's illegal in nine countries. It's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.

                                              It's a formidable scent. It stings the nostrils.

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                                              • ssp
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Jan 2005
                                                • 7990

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by spongemonkey
                                                I prefer Sex Panther by Odeon; it's illegal in nine countries. It's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.

                                                It's a formidable scent. It stings the nostrils.

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                                                • Dirty F
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                  • 59204

                                                  #25
                                                  Bump bump.

                                                  Just bought a new bottle today.

                                                  Honestly, without BS, everybody loves this stuff. Girls will tell their gf to take a sniff in your neck because it smells so good and guys will ask you where you bought it.

                                                  I could do without the 2nd part though. Anyway, it's truly fucking good.

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                                                  • Dvae
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Feb 2005
                                                    • 5326

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Dirty F


                                                    Buy this, it will hide your uglyness a bit. Seriously.

                                                    Speaking of ugly fuckers

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                                                    Arguing with a troll is a lot like wrestling in the mud with a pig, after a couple of hours you realize the pig likes it.

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                                                    • CDSmith
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • May 2001
                                                      • 51460

                                                      #27
                                                      Haven't tried this one yet, but have been using Club Med - MY OCEAN by Coty, cologne for men

                                                      for quite some time now, and every time I wear it I get compliments. Looked up a few reviews online a while back and all were very favorable.

                                                      It's not the most expensive scent but it smells like it is.
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                                                      • NosMo
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                                                        • Mar 2007
                                                        • 1025

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Ramos
                                                        DOes it get any more gay than this?
                                                        Nope. lol

                                                        NosMo

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                                                        • baddog
                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                          • Apr 2001
                                                          • 107089

                                                          #29
                                                          allure for men? why do you want men?

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                                                          • Phil
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Jan 2004
                                                            • 7659

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Nylz
                                                            Franck is a professional hockey player

                                                            this gay shit should NOT be called HOCKEY!
                                                            Ask Phil

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                                                            • Casa Nova
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Mar 2007
                                                              • 2867

                                                              #31
                                                              I use Sexual, It's honestly such a great cologne, I'm gonna check out Allure though..

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                                                              • candyflip
                                                                Carpe Visio
                                                                • Jul 2002
                                                                • 43069

                                                                #32
                                                                I got a bottle of something I don't like for Christmas. Now I know what to return it for.

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                                                                • .~.
                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                  • May 2006
                                                                  • 396

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Attention Ugly fuckers

                                                                  and Fat fuckers

                                                                  and Ugly Fat fuckers

                                                                  - cologne will not help you at all!


                                                                  Cologne only draws attention to your Ugliness and your Fatness.

                                                                  Some people were just not meant to have sex with the opposite sex. Accept your position in this world and go with it. Skinny Ugly dudes love to hook up with Fat dudes and so on.

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                                                                  • DeadFidel
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Jul 2003
                                                                    • 6764

                                                                    #34
                                                                    This works for me, and I am an ugly fucker

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                                                                    • raven1083
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Jul 2007
                                                                      • 7687

                                                                      #35
                                                                      thats a pretty nice tip for the ugly fuckers
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                                                                      • pussyserver - BANNED FOR LIFE
                                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                                        • Oct 2005
                                                                        • 5133

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by .~.
                                                                        Attention Ugly fuckers

                                                                        and Fat fuckers

                                                                        and Ugly Fat fuckers

                                                                        - cologne will not help you at all!


                                                                        Cologne only draws attention to your Ugliness and your Fatness.

                                                                        Some people were just not meant to have sex with the opposite sex. Accept your position in this world and go with it. Skinny Ugly dudes love to hook up with Fat dudes and so on.



                                                                        did you see the unedited pic of dirty f?

                                                                        I swear by god that is the ugliest fucker i have ever seen

                                                                        sorta looks like this guy

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                                                                        • CyberHustler
                                                                          Masterbaiter
                                                                          • Feb 2006
                                                                          • 28750

                                                                          #37
                                                                          I wear CK1
                                                                          “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

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                                                                          • Damian_Maxcash
                                                                            So Fucking Banned
                                                                            • Oct 2002
                                                                            • 12745

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Allure was my choice before I found Guerlain Heritage.

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                                                                            • David!
                                                                              By the wrath of Agamemnon
                                                                              • Apr 2004
                                                                              • 6501

                                                                              #39
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                                                                              • loreen
                                                                                myadultdesign.com
                                                                                • May 2004
                                                                                • 12558

                                                                                #40
                                                                                I use Chanel - Coco Mademoiselle but sometimes it feels too heavy on my skin. Exactly the "candy smell" is what turns me off. Chance (from Chanel also) is even more candy-er, lol.

                                                                                But I'd always go for an Escada parfume or Christan Dior's - J'adore
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                                                                                • hjnet
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • May 2002
                                                                                  • 3815

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  I've no idea about that stuff, I've always taken a girl with me to buy me something that smells good
                                                                                  But the next time I'm gonna try that stuff, I could need some help to get laid

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