So I jacked thrice today

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  • Evil E
    Confirmed User
    • Apr 2005
    • 3201
    #1

    So I jacked thrice today

    yep, and I'm not 14 anymore.

    I need to get a life


    A girl once told me "Give me 8 inches and make it HURT".

    So, I fucked her twice and hit her with a brick.
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    • Cradle
      meh
      • Apr 2004
      • 1438
      #2
      whats wrong with that

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        • qxm
          Confirmed User
          • Jul 2006
          • 5970
          #3
          shit happens I guess.....

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            • Spunky
              I need a beer
              • Jun 2002
              • 133978
              #4
              I don't understand this hippity hop mumbo jumbo

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                • StuBradley
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jul 2002
                  • 2625
                  #5
                  Originally posted by Spunky
                  I don't understand this hippity hop mumbo jumbo

                  51-566-514

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                    • selena
                      Confirmed User
                      • Aug 2004
                      • 7995
                      #6
                      Stopping on an odd number would have bothered me, I think.

                      You should have went for 4.
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                        • mona
                          Registered User
                          • Feb 2008
                          • 1940
                          #7
                          Originally posted by qxm
                          shit happens I guess.....
                          Don't you mean cum, lol

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                            • blademaster16
                              Confirmed User
                              • Oct 2006
                              • 2290
                              #8
                              congrats on your 3 .... keep on jacking !!!


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                                • qxm
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jul 2006
                                  • 5970
                                  #9
                                  I don't know why this thread reminds me of Dateline .. to catch a predator ...... lol ..... they have been on a freaking marathon all they long ....... and now ........ I am afraid of promoting 18yo's....

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                                    • nico-t
                                      emperor of my world
                                      • Aug 2004
                                      • 29901
                                      #10
                                      haha i remember a same drunk thread i made a week ago where i came to the same conclusion, after two times ;)

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                                        • Scott McD
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Nov 2002
                                          • 67792
                                          #11
                                          Sounds like a normal day to me...


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                                            • Chosen
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                                              • Aug 2001
                                              • 63151
                                              #12
                                              Congrats to the winner

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                                                • Steve Awesome
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Jan 2007
                                                  • 1575
                                                  #13
                                                  Only two jacks yesterday from me with my girl out of town. Ever notice how #3 and #4 a little more gooey than normal?

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                                                    • Decadawn
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Feb 2002
                                                      • 1286
                                                      #14
                                                      are your eyes dry now?

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                                                        • mikeyddddd
                                                          Viva la vulva!
                                                          • Mar 2003
                                                          • 16557
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Evil E
                                                          So I jacked thrice today
                                                          NOOB

                                                          I do more than that before breakfast everyday

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                                                            • Dvae
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Feb 2005
                                                              • 5326
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by Evil E
                                                              So I jacked thrice today
                                                              .
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                                                              Arguing with a troll is a lot like wrestling in the mud with a pig, after a couple of hours you realize the pig likes it.

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                                                                • jakethedog
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Jun 2004
                                                                  • 2497
                                                                  #17
                                                                  .. I believe it is actually bad carma or Juju .. to stop at 3 .. needs to be an even number or the number 9 .. something about bad energy or something ..
                                                                  No sig .. just me

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                                                                    • bobby666
                                                                      boots are my religion
                                                                      • Nov 2005
                                                                      • 21765
                                                                      #18
                                                                      i am proud of you

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                                                                        • mx8829
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Jan 2005
                                                                          • 891
                                                                          #19
                                                                          make sure you wash your fleshlight :P
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