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  • ATL_Ryan
    Confirmed User
    • Sep 2002
    • 1519
    #1

    First BlowJob

    A MAN WALKS INTO A BAR AND WITH A SLIGHT HESITATION ASKS THE BARTENDER "WHAT'S THE STRONGEST WHISKEY YOU HAVE?"

    THE BARTENDER REPLIED "JACK DANIELS". SO THE MAN SAID "THAT'S FINE, I'LL TAKE FIVE SHOTS." THE BARTENDER SAID "MAN, YOU MUST BE CELEBRATING...."

    THE MAN REPLIED "I GUESS YOU CAN SAY THAT...."

    THE BARTENDER ASKED "WELL, SON, WHAT ARE YOU CELEBRATING?"

    THE MAN SAID "MY FIRST BLOWJOB..."

    THE BARTENDER SAID "HELL, SON, I'LL GIVE YOU A SHOT ON THE HOUSE..."

    THE MAN REPLIED "NO....NO THANKS...."

    THE BARTENDER SAID "WELL, WHY NOT, WHAT'S THE PROBLEM...?"

    THE MAN REPLIED "WELL, IF THESE FIRST FIVE SHOTS DON'T TAKE THAT TASTE OUT OF MY MOUTH...I DON'T KNOW WHAT WILL......"
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    • gangbangjoe
      Ronin
      • May 2004
      • 17693
      #2
      nice joke


      but fix your caps lock

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        • Manowar
          jellyfish  
          • Dec 2003
          • 71528
          #3

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            • Tim
              AffiliateManager for Hire
              • Feb 2002
              • 19199
              #4
              Haaha Yuck!
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                • deleteduser
                  Confirmed User
                  • Sep 2001
                  • 2218
                  #5
                  didn't see that coming
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                    • WiredGuy
                      Pounding Googlebot
                      • Aug 2002
                      • 34517
                      #6
                      I play with Google.

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                        • FilthyRob
                          Confirmed User
                          • Feb 2004
                          • 6741
                          #7
                          good one dude!
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                            • seeric
                              ..........
                              • Aug 2004
                              • 41917
                              #8
                              LMAO

                              good shit. we need more joke threads here.

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                                • soukee
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Feb 2004
                                  • 1108
                                  #9
                                  ... nice one:-)))
                                  I am still looking for new mature trades. Let's trade

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                                    • gornyhuy
                                      Chafed.
                                      • May 2002
                                      • 18041
                                      #10
                                      Why was everyone shouting?

                                      icq:159548293

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                                        • Basic_man
                                          Programming King Pin
                                          • Oct 2003
                                          • 27360
                                          #11
                                          rofl
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                                            • johnvod
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • May 2004
                                              • 268
                                              #12
                                              good one
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                                                • jm_247live
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Feb 2004
                                                  • 1536
                                                  #13
                                                  Lol nice!!

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                                                    • iFliPcEss
                                                      Registered User
                                                      • Dec 2003
                                                      • 3087
                                                      #14
                                                      nice one hehe

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                                                        • QuaWee
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Jul 2004
                                                          • 5791
                                                          #15
                                                          lol, nasty and nice joke
                                                          i luv mainstream

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                                                            • NoEngrish
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Sep 2004
                                                              • 364
                                                              #16

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                                                                • Morphius
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • May 2002
                                                                  • 1005
                                                                  #17

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                                                                    • lb_vee
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • May 2004
                                                                      • 886
                                                                      #18

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                                                                        • Lykos
                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                          • Apr 2003
                                                                          • 31027
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Nice one

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                                                                            • abyss_al
                                                                              **LOOKING FOR TRADES**
                                                                              • Oct 2003
                                                                              • 15605
                                                                              #20
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                                                                                • etech
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Feb 2004
                                                                                  • 1148
                                                                                  #21

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                                                                                    • maxdaname
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                                                      • 5193
                                                                                      #22

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