Please Help! Help me get to New Orleans!

shut the fuck up

go choke on some cum

you should be able to fly to that direction for free.

dude, forget it right now, the governor is urging people NOT to come at this time, there's nothing you can do. I'm in baton rouge (70 miles away) and I can't even get down there to help. If you wanna help, donate to the red cross

if you need info, contact the governor's office
Telephone Numbers: 1-(866) 366-1121
(225) 342-0991 or 342-7015
Facsimile: (225) 342-7099

You're a GOOF. And i doubt you could throw down your own cock.

xXxotic, there is a post here asking if you are ok, not sure if you replied but if not im sure they would appreciate it.

wait until they ask. . . no point going there now as was said before.

nofx in to save the day once again with his usual positive energy to enlighten us.

Anyway, New Orleans is off limits at the moment... CNN called it "a wilderness" at this point, filled with poisons, snakes and other various creatures that can be harmful.

It's not a good place for citizens to be.

Like the others said, stay the fuck away. No one right now needs anyone down there helping, and on top of it, you couldn't get there anyways. Do you want to contract all kinds of water born diseases or something? Let the gov't do their job Mr. Guardian Angel

Stay home for now. They will have more help than they need. If you want to help, go to the redcross in the states, and donate some blood.

You malicious idiot, when will you stop?

ohh thats harsh

gayness level = 10
stupidity level = 10
hurt level = 0

you need to work on your insults gaylord

the city is dead and unliveable. Who knows when it will become a working city again. The government has made it clear that EVERYONE EVERYONE EVERYONE MUST MUST MUST leave New Orleans. Its not a city anymore.

gaylord?!?!? Proof this idiot is 10

nothing like turning a negative into a positive...

im just crazy because my state has been torn apart and some canadian saying they want to come to NOLA and help save all the people is just laughable.

stay the fuck in canada tard

Look...There has to be a way to get near there.

Telling me not to go isnt going to work. I need to help. I gotta get there.

There is work to be done. With so many good people over in Iraq, I want to do my part in the US.

how much i care about you = 0

Sometimes I have trouble telling who's serious and who's full of shit. Like now.

Buy a ticket then, big money - find your own fucking way, beggar

Make that 8

the stuff about poisons, etc is to ward off the looters. Anyone who thinks they don't need every possible hand helping out is a mistaken.

C'mon, someone out there has to have an idea. Consider me stubborn.

If you're broke as it is, I wouldn't bother going. You're just going to complicate things. If you're trying to live while you're helping you may be more of a burden. The sentiment is priceless though and your need to help is commendable.

you cant go to new orleans. The governor announced 2 hours ago the city is no longer a city and now the entire city must be evacuated including the superdome and other shelters.

We consider you severely mentally retarded... definitely not stubborn

nofx (6:00 PM) :
hell no
AlienConspiracy (6:01 PM) :
you seem very angry today.
nofx (6:02 PM) :
and what concern of yours would that be
AlienConspiracy (6:02 PM) :
maybe you should stand in a corner and yell at yourself
nofx (6:04 PM) :
or maybe i should just go stab some random person and laugh while their blood stains my shirt
AlienConspiracy (6:05 PM) :
perhaps you should learn the art of empathy. many people in new orleans are in trouble...dont you care about them?
nofx (6:05 PM) :
dude i fucking live in louisiana
nofx (6:05 PM) :
i live 4 hrs away from new orleans and been there many times
AlienConspiracy (6:06 PM) :
Then you probably need my help more than ever. i can help you my son.
nofx (6:06 PM) :
you can take your maple leaf ass and stay in canada
AlienConspiracy (6:08 PM) :
Listen. I have good idea. You pay for my travel to get down there. We fight. If I win, I get to help your fellow citizens. If you win...well, who cares bout that cause you aint gonna win.
nofx (6:08 PM) :
bahaha, are you serious?
nofx (6:08 PM) :
ill pay for your airfare and fight you right when you step off the plane
AlienConspiracy (6:08 PM) :
Thats it dude. Its on. Winner gets to work for the red cross. The loser...well...what is it exactly you want to do when you lose

AlienConspiracy (6:09 PM) :
in the airport?
nofx (6:09 PM) :
just donate $ to redcross, they dont need you
AlienConspiracy (6:09 PM) :
that would raise security concerns
nofx (6:09 PM) :
airport, place where the planes go
nofx (6:09 PM) :
who cares
AlienConspiracy (6:10 PM) :
so would we fight on the tarmac then. look the red cross needs people, willing hands to help rebuild.
AlienConspiracy (6:10 PM) :
after we fight, i can use these hands to help in the reconstruction.
nofx (6:11 PM) :
im sure they dont want some goofy looking canadian to come fuck up everything
nofx (6:11 PM) :
they are evacuating nola anyways
AlienConspiracy (6:11 PM) :
look, i cant believe youre chickening out of this fight. its for a good cause.
AlienConspiracy (6:12 PM) :
and youre making excuses already
nofx (6:12 PM) :
scroll up and copy and paste where I said I wouldnt fight you
nofx (6:12 PM) :
dumbass
nofx (6:12 PM) :
people like you need to be hung upside down and gutted
nofx (6:12 PM) :
in public
AlienConspiracy (6:13 PM) :
so where is the ticket big shot? you cheap motherfucker. im willing to get my ass beat (i believe in noviolence so i cant possibly fight back) in order to get some rebuilding done.
nofx (6:13 PM) :
LOL you cant even afford you own ticket
AlienConspiracy (6:13 PM) :
and all youre doing is talking on icq. sheeit
nofx (6:13 PM) :
you fly down here baller
AlienConspiracy (6:13 PM) :
cause im broke. cant you read chickenshit?
nofx (6:13 PM) :
stay in canada then eh
nofx (6:14 PM) :
go suck off your RCMP
AlienConspiracy (6:14 PM) :
listen chumpstain, i got you on the hook...talkin' bout flyin me down there all first class and shit...then backin' out. typical gfy webmaster. all talk and no drama.

omg t.dot is sOoO kewl

The money that you spend to get down there could be donated to the cause. If you really wanted to help & your main concern wasn't ego, that's what you'd do.

Spending money to go down there to do what? Where will you stay? If you're honest, it's a selfish way to make yourself feel good about your actions.

Donate the money. Donate some blood.

yeah i replied, stuart sent me the link

Well first off, the red cross has to do something with that money. like buy the equipment and supplies, help the destitute, etc. It's not as if they just give the funds way for the reconstruction effort - hardworking people have to be on the ground getting things done.

Just donating money (of which i have none, im broke) is the easy short term payoff. But in the urban areas, there needs to be people on the ground, reassuring and helping others cope, dissuading looters, etc, etc..

There is a war in Iraq. There are only so many national guard troops. I do not believe a strong set of hands will be turned away.

If your broke, stay home and get a job at Mickey D's

You have web skills right?

Offer your services to some of the sites springing up to help victims out.

Banners, scripting whatever

Use the skills you have - they are the most valuable thing you can offer.

If he's that broke, his "skills" might not offer up much support either.

okay...lemme get some banners done.

What part of "stay away" and "new orleans needs to be evacuated" did the media outlets not make clear enough?

<-- embarassed to be canadian right about now.

Hitch hike

Roads are impassible down there, better take a boat

Airports arent going to be flying into NO or nearby for a while.

if you really want to help, quit begging on GFY and contact one of these agencies:

Donate cash

American Red Cross (800) HELP NOW (435-7669) English; (800) 257-7575 Spanish

Operation Blessing (800) 436-6348

America's Second Harvest (800) 344-8070
To donate cash or volunteer

Adventist Community Services (800) 381-7171

Catholic Charities, USA (703) 549-1390

Christian Disaster Response (941) 956-5183 or (941) 551-9554

Christian Reformed World Relief Committee (800) 848-5818

Church World Service (800) 297-1516

Convoy of Hope (417) 823-8998

Lutheran Disaster Response (800) 638-3522

Mennonite Disaster Service (717) 859-2210

Nazarene Disaster Response (888) 256-5886

Presbyterian Disaster Assistance (800) 872-3283

Salvation Army (800) SAL-ARMY (725-2769)

Southern Baptist Convention -- Disaster Relief (800) 462-8657, ext. 6133

United Methodist Committee on Relief (800) 554-8583

The Bush administration is sending in the Marines to "cleanup". That means remove dead bodies, live bodies, looters and the like. They started today with blackhawks and amphibious vehicles are on the way. I suspect that some regular armed forces are gonna be handling some of the real dirty work.

Expect martial law anytime now if they haven't done so yet.

Some hard stuff to deal with:

Collect and ID bodies that died during the storm and after.

ID bodies that were buried and aren't anymore.

Plant or cremate the dead.

Decontaminate the city (Giant bottle of bleach?) to make it safe enough for citizen volunteers, contractors and the rest..

Other areas with less damage will have work available sooner.

he said he's broke ...

I admire your eagerness to help but I guess you need more help than this people, so why don't you just stay there and pray for them.

you can't fly there, I highly doubt you can even drive in there

I had no idea he was nofx. How did I miss that?

I'll pay for the bus, how much?

Better be real

By the time you get the ticket and get there they will be ready for help.

I would go but things are too busy right now with my mom ill and everything.

Yeah just what new orleans needs right now, another beggar.

did I say give money? no, redcross takes many forms of donations, not just cash.

Dude what the hell are you going to do? 80% of the city is under water..