-I order Room Service every day because I don't want to sweat walking outside to go to a resturant
-I leave my dirty dishes that i soil on friday on the table where i eat them knowing damned well my housekeeper isnt coming 'till Monday
-I wear flipflops to go whoring sometimes so i dont have to tie my shoes
-I read and post on GFY in lieu of going to a club to hang with ppl because i dont want to get dressed and find a taxi
-I leave my dirty dishes that i soil on friday on the table where i eat them knowing damned well my housekeeper isnt coming 'till Monday
-I wear flipflops to go whoring sometimes so i dont have to tie my shoes
-I read and post on GFY in lieu of going to a club to hang with ppl because i dont want to get dressed and find a taxi









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