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  • tonkagunner
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    • Mar 2003
    • 830

    #1

    how far can you shoot it?

    what is your load shooting distance record?
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  • DimeStoreNovel
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    • Sep 2004
    • 151

    #2
    inches or centimeters?
    indoors or out (wind resistance)

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    • smack
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      • Mar 2002
      • 10652

      #3
      about two or three feet under the right conditions.
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      • tonkagunner
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        • Mar 2003
        • 830

        #4
        Originally posted by smack
        about two or three feet under the right conditions.
        like if you are with a really old lady with saddlebags
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        • Morgan
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          • May 2002
          • 10520

          #5
          11 feet, from using this: http://www.peternorthssecret.com
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          • tonkagunner
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            • Mar 2003
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            #6
            Originally posted by Ganjasaurus
            11 feet, from using this: http://www.peternorthssecret.com
            geez
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            • Plan9
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              • Jul 2003
              • 1801

              #7
              I've never been the furthest shooter, but I've had some pretty crazy loads...3+ feet before. Definitely not anything consistent though.

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              • hilly
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                • Feb 2004
                • 867

                #8
                3 Feet when the wind is behind me

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                • tonkagunner
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                  • Mar 2003
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                  #9
                  the pornstar shooters are talented
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                  • Jace
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                    • Jan 2004
                    • 35562

                    #10
                    usually about 6 feet

                    sometimes shorter, but never less than 3-4 feet

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                    • BrainDead
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                      • Dec 2003
                      • 1536

                      #11
                      Originally posted by tonkagunner
                      the pornstar shooters are talented
                      well thats what makes them pornstars right... that skill/talent and a well developed member

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                      • ivil_klown
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                        • Sep 2004
                        • 192

                        #12
                        WTF!? are you guys monsters or something?! my farthest was 2 feet, damn!

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                        • Mikey_219Inc
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                          • Jun 2003
                          • 1876

                          #13
                          shot myself in the face once, so i guess my torso is 2 feet? actually hit the wall behind me once so maybe 3 feet.

                          but these were both after jerking 'pauses' of at least a few days if i remember correctly.

                          never shot that far with a chick - o wait, once over my shoulder with a jerk job, that was cool!
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                          • hjnet
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                            • May 2002
                            • 3815

                            #14
                            Three days ago I've shoot down a duck with my load

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                            • alexg
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                              • Aug 2003
                              • 11287

                              #15
                              I shoot to a different timezone

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                              • johndoebob
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                                • Mar 2004
                                • 3405

                                #16
                                0 feet/cm cause I jerk off to often every day

                                Also I prefer that cause I don't want jizz on my carpet, comp or pants.
                                Last edited by johndoebob; 09-13-2004, 05:35 AM.

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                                • Satisfaction
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                                  • Jul 2004
                                  • 10900

                                  #17
                                  yeh not sure.. im not the biggest shooter in the business! lol

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                                  • Nicky
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                                    • Mar 2003
                                    • 30071

                                    #18
                                    3-4 feet I guess

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                                    • megatgpdotnet
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                                      • Jun 2004
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                                      #19
                                      What the damn hell thread is this? :D :D :D
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                                      • Marcus Aurelius
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                                        • Apr 2003
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                                        #20
                                        Im gonna say about 5 feet. When my wife and I were dating we went on a campout with a few friends. She and I were having sex in our tent and I was gonna pull out and cum on her stomach but instead it launched completely over her and hit the back of the tent behind her head, a good 5 feet away.

                                        We laughed about it so hard we woke up our friends in the other tent who were sleeping and they demanded to know what was so fucking funny but we couldnt tell em..heh.

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                                        • Manowar
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                                          • Dec 2003
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                                          #21
                                          4 miles

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                                          • Mikey_219Inc
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                                            • Jun 2003
                                            • 1876

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by mdcq
                                            Im gonna say about 5 feet. When my wife and I were dating we went on a campout with a few friends. She and I were having sex in our tent and I was gonna pull out and cum on her stomach but instead it launched completely over her and hit the back of the tent behind her head, a good 5 feet away.
                                            nice distance
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                                            • Khun
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                                              • Jun 2004
                                              • 1239

                                              #23
                                              This one time, I was standing on the top of the Empire State Building beating off and shot it over the side. Ya that was a long way. Probably my best.
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                                              • Goonx
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                                                • May 2002
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                                                #24
                                                this one time, at band camp ...

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                                                • Marcus Aurelius
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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Mikey_219Inc
                                                  nice distance
                                                  yeah, those were my younger days. now my dick just coughs and dust comes out when I cum.

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                                                  • xenigo
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                                                    • Jan 2001
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                                                    #26
                                                    I shot my biggest load when I saw Quiet's stats for the first time. I think it went about 300 feet.

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                                                    • DimeStoreNovel
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                                                      • Sep 2004
                                                      • 151

                                                      #27
                                                      by reading this thread you would think shooting cum was a friggen olympic sport.
                                                      maybe if it was they would have had better attendence.

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                                                      • gangbangjoe
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                                                        • May 2004
                                                        • 17693

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by mdcq
                                                        Im gonna say about 5 feet. When my wife and I were dating we went on a campout with a few friends. She and I were having sex in our tent and I was gonna pull out and cum on her stomach but instead it launched completely over her and hit the back of the tent behind her head, a good 5 feet away.

                                                        We laughed about it so hard we woke up our friends in the other tent who were sleeping and they demanded to know what was so fucking funny but we couldnt tell em..heh.

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                                                        • jacked
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                                                          #29
                                                          i think i can def get it over 6 feet lol shit fires out like a bullet can take a chicks eye out
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                                                          • Goatse
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                                                            • Sep 2003
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                                                            #30
                                                            In my early teens, I could shoot it 8-10 feet. Nowadays I'm lucky if it doesn't just dribble down my cock.

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                                                            • tonkagunner
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                                                              • Mar 2003
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                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by johndoebob
                                                              0 feet/cm cause I jerk off to often every day

                                                              Also I prefer that cause I don't want jizz on my carpet, comp or pants.
                                                              Hmm, maybe that is why I can't hardly shoot it. Anyone else have this problem? If I went 5days without whacking off, maybe I could shoot further.
                                                              Last edited by tonkagunner; 09-13-2004, 02:13 PM.
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                                                              • DogsandBigCats
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                                                                • Jul 2004
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                                                                #32
                                                                WTF. We have to put some variables in here. Somebody can claim to shoot 6 feet but how high off the ground are you, at what degree angle upwards are you aiming? THere are many variables.
                                                                Sig too big

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                                                                • PenisFace
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                                                                  • Oct 2003
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  I measured once, I got 5'6". Not bad eh
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                                                                  • johndoebob
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by tonkagunner
                                                                    Hmm, maybe that is why I can't hardly shoot it. Anyone else have this problem? If I went 5days without whacking off, maybe I could shoot further.
                                                                    After 2-5 days without jerking off (happens once or twice a year) and I shoot straight through my whole appartment, what a mess

                                                                    So you see it's possible.But on my 3 times a day jerk offs there won't shoot anything.

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                                                                    • DogsandBigCats
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                                                                      • Jul 2004
                                                                      • 337

                                                                      #35
                                                                      I don't shoot far at all cause I jerk off so much. I wanna know how to shoot far without buying anything
                                                                      Sig too big

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                                                                      • MrFierce
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                                                                        • Jul 2004
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                                                                        #36
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                                                                        • bdld
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          this thread is hilarious

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                                                                          • mcmc
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            when you masturbate and giving yourself a facial. Is that a big one ?
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                                                                            • mcmc
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by DogsandBigCats
                                                                              WTF. We have to put some variables in here. Somebody can claim to shoot 6 feet but how high off the ground are you, at what degree angle upwards are you aiming? THere are many variables.
                                                                              maybe time to organize the GFY shooting olympic games
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                                                                              • alexg
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                                                                                • Aug 2003
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                My shoot can reach Iran with no problem...

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