I think this is my favorite blonde joke ever!
Football FINALLY makes sense....... A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. they had great seats behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!