Originally Posted by JMan

Balls tripped off

Madison, Wis. -- University of Wisconsin freshman Gabe Gatske told sources that the 19-year-old political science major tripped his balls completely off Saturday night after ingesting multiple doses of a powerful hallucinogen and attending a planetarium showing with friends.
"Dude, where'd you get that shit we took last night? I swear, man, I was tripping my fucking balls off after we ate that second hit," Gatske told friend Howard Millon at a late breakfast the following morning. "I was totally [Hunter] Thompsoned before we even got to the planetarium. I was tweaking so bad I thought that big red dot on Saturn was going to eat me alive. Fuck."

In addition to providing the means with which Gatske's balls were tripped, Millon, 20, also aided in the tripping off of the balls belonging to roommate Keith Broder and acquaintance Noah Cloutier.

"I told those guys not to drop more than two [doses] or they'd trip their balls so far off they might never find them again," said Millon, who sold Broder and Cloutier five hits of LSD-25 that he had obtained a week previous from an unnamed source. "Shit this powerful you've got to be a little careful with or you might fry and spend the rest of your life telling people you're a carrot."

Broder and Cloutier both commented on the fervor with which their respective balls had been tripped.

"That paper Howard sold us was unreal," Broder told Cloutier, who nodded in agreement. "I haven't tripped my balls off like that since [high school classmate Chris] Brenner gave us those shrooms before [graduation] commencements. Man, that was a wild ride. I remember I just about lost it when I went up to get my diploma and [principal Thomas] Cook's face started melting. That I'll never forget."

October 2003