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Originally Posted by RayVega
That's the wife to english translator you used ther? Now I'm really trippin ballz.
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I'ts like, yea i got some yard work done and rented a movie to watch with my kids
TRANSLATED:
I wanted to get piss drunk at 9am stop by the local sleezy strip club to grab tits and then bang a whore, roll out of bed and after a close call with a state trooper DUI check point, crawl onto bed drunk as a skunk with skank on my junk...But my wife wouldn't let me! So I dug a hole and rented a movie...