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09-09-2004, 07:15 PM

Maybe there should be a "Reality" thread here where a webmaster becomes the Apprentice of a 'big' name like Rick Latona, KRL, Lensman, Marc De, 12Clicks, SleazyDream, $5 Submissions, Headless, Quiet, Silvercash, PureCash, PDogg or some other name

Just an idea

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09-09-2004, 07:45 PM

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09-09-2004, 07:50 PM

I'm in, who's organizing this?
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09-09-2004, 07:56 PM

hmm...i'll be an apprentice
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09-09-2004, 07:57 PM

Id love to be an apprentice
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09-09-2004, 07:58 PM

Webmasters? How about 18 year old girls who have never done porn
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09-09-2004, 08:00 PM

lol sounds simple eh?
If you can manage to set things up, I'll offer my help

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09-09-2004, 08:01 PM

how bout doing a survivor??
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09-09-2004, 08:02 PM

I have TheAPorntice.com and DonaldHump.com.
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09-09-2004, 08:04 PM

Originally posted by pimplink
Maybe there should be a "Reality" thread here where a webmaster becomes the Apprentice of a 'big' name like Rick Latona, KRL, Lensman, Marc De, 12Clicks, SleazyDream, $5 Submissions, Headless, Quiet, Silvercash, PureCash, PDogg or some other name

Just an idea

Will you work for free and do everything I tell you to do?

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09-09-2004, 08:18 PM

I'm the apprentice of localG.
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09-09-2004, 08:19 PM

could be pretty badass.

im in.

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09-09-2004, 08:41 PM

Originally posted by BrainDead
how bout doing a survivor??

You mean two teams of webmasters competing? What will they win?

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09-09-2004, 08:52 PM

I can already imagine the 'scandals' arising from this
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09-09-2004, 08:54 PM

Originally posted by Mike33
I can already imagine the 'scandals' arising from this

I'd hate to see the OMAROSA webmaster. LOL

"A piece of plaster fell on my head... oh no, I'm so dizzy"... LOL!

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09-09-2004, 08:55 PM

Originally posted by pimplink
Maybe there should be a "Reality" thread here where a webmaster becomes the Apprentice of a 'big' name like Rick Latona, KRL, Lensman, Marc De, 12Clicks, SleazyDream, $5 Submissions, Headless, Quiet, Silvercash, PureCash, PDogg or some other name

Just an idea

Headless?
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09-09-2004, 08:56 PM

Originally posted by pimplink
I'd hate to see the OMAROSA webmaster. LOL

"A piece of plaster fell on my head... oh no, I'm so dizzy"... LOL!

I jerked off..err..I mean did to much product testing last night...I won't be able to work for the next few days
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09-09-2004, 09:03 PM

Originally posted by pimplink
I'd hate to see the OMAROSA webmaster. LOL

"A piece of plaster fell on my head... oh no, I'm so dizzy"... LOL!

haha exactly
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09-09-2004, 09:04 PM

Originally posted by B40
I jerked off..err..I mean did to much product testing last night...I won't be able to work for the next few days

HAHAHAHAH ROTFL

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09-09-2004, 09:05 PM

it would be an honor to school under the greats

consider me a contestant if this ever goes up
i will attempt to excel in the screening process

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09-09-2004, 09:06 PM

ajahha this would be great
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09-09-2004, 09:37 PM

I'd feel sorry for whoever ended up as p1mpdoogs apprentice
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09-09-2004, 09:44 PM

Originally posted by Plan9
I'd feel sorry for whoever ended up as p1mpdoogs apprentice

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09-09-2004, 10:24 PM

Im sure trump would love this idea. He would love testing out the girls.

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09-09-2004, 10:26 PM

I think an apprentice of JoeE would ROCK =)

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09-09-2004, 11:06 PM

Originally posted by pimplink
You mean two teams of webmasters competing? What will they win?

whoever wins will own all the losers sites, models and revenues...
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09-10-2004, 12:01 AM

im game

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09-10-2004, 12:31 AM

Originally posted by BrainDead
whoever wins will own all the losers sites, models and revenues...

Hardcore!

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09-10-2004, 03:59 AM

Whoever's gonna start this count me in,

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09-10-2004, 04:15 AM

I posted the same idea a few weeks ago and someone replied that they were working on getting the same thing going. Can't 'member who though.

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09-10-2004, 06:40 AM

I'll be hocking sex tapes of the contestants after it's all over.
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09-11-2004, 05:43 PM

Who would be OMAROSA?

Oracle Porn?

Lil2Rich?

Grammar Police?

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09-11-2004, 07:02 PM

thought you were targetting surfers but misunderstood seems like a good idea for us webmasters

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09-11-2004, 07:11 PM

Originally posted by pimplink
Who would be OMAROSA?

Oracle Porn?

Lil2Rich?

Grammar Police?

it'd be sexped, for sure...guy complains about everything, and is always threatening to tell Lensman on someone.
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09-11-2004, 07:44 PM

be jenna j's stunk cock

bet thats a prize most guys would take over trump
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09-11-2004, 07:57 PM

great idea

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09-11-2004, 08:08 PM

Lots of great ideas on GFY tonight. I need to surf on saturday more often.
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09-11-2004, 08:12 PM

This is something i got alot of planning into but it has been back burnered for 3 months now.

Ive decided this weekend to go full tilt on this again.

Heres a little hype i had set up back then.

Allright fellow businessmen, judgement day is soon approaching.

Do YOU have what it takes to stand beside your peers and show them what your made of? Do YOU have what's needed to survive in this ever toughening business...the drive to survive? Can you modify your work ethic to successfully overtake your competion?

Are you the type of person success stories are written about?..Is this YOU?

Are you the one?

Lets find out.....lets see what you got.

Selected from hundreds of applicants, 30 people will make a short list of review by 3 judges (to be announced) and from that group, 9 chosen webmasters will bid for the title of "The Apporntice" and thousands of dollars in cash and prizes.

To be that one webmaster who doesnt get fuckin fired you will need to overcome obstacles and deadlines to stand out as the one shining star, amongst a group of people exceptionally talented at what they do themselves.

9 will start out..3 teams of 3 webmasters armed with referal codes and the neccesary tools, to put their minds in internet overdrive, will begin this event with dreams of taking home the prize. Thousands of dollars in cash and prizes and the glory of being the best out there. Promoting everything from webcams to Loveleashs and penis pills, they will conduct identical tasks each week with all the results being gone over by our "star" judges and then a board meeting for all to hear over the radio.

You know someones getting FUCKINFIRED, someones getting their ass tossed to the street.

BUT get this...EVERYONE will win here...you know why?

All proceeds from the apporntices referal codes for the programs they promote will go to charity. The winning webmaster will choose to which.

SPONSORS

OK THIS IS WHAT I NEED FROM YOU SPONSORS.

I need affiliate programs to step up and offer some prizes for these webmasters. Any program that will kick in for the prize pool will be promoted in a weekly task. These guys are workin/competing for prizes..The money they raise through your program will go to a charity chosen by the winning apporntice. You will donate this money and get the tax breaks included...This is a WIN/WIN situation for you.

Your program will be promoted and you will be an official sponsor of the event. You will be promoted on the live weekly radio show and all over this site for the week of your task...And also have a permanent link out on our site. (not a banner).

We also need HOSTING, content producers, gallery spot sellers, designers, outsourcers, script writers, traffic brokers, and toy dealers....IF YOU HAVE A PRODUCT OR SERVICE and want to be promoted HOLLYWOOD style...Then you need to step up and take part in this..Its a GREAT CAUSE and the funds raised by promotion on the tasks will go to charity.

Winning applicants will be introduced briefly on the show then shortly after a lite "bio" on them will be posted on the site here. The industry will also meet our 3 judges and maybe get a taste of what they expect from the HORNY, HUNGRY WEBMASTERS

Make no mistake..None of these contestants will be no-names. They will be established guys with a certain level of success...What will happen when we team these hotshots up and give them the tools to perform..I'm not sure but I cant wait to find out.

CONTESTANTS

Ok heres what you need to qualify

If you have these things going for you and you wanna show your skills to the whole industry..Then you want to apply and claim your spot!

a) 1 site with atleast 10k hits a day OR 1 site with 15000 SE hits a month.
b) Copy of atleast one sponsor stats for June with ATLEAST $1000 revenues (if you have more then one..include them)
c) Best have a good reputation...we will be checking
d) Make an industry related resume. Highlite your trials and tribulations, we dont just wanna now the fluff...tell us of your big mistakes to.
e) No shitheads or wannabees...we need quality experienced webmasters

DONT WASTE OUR TIME...YOU WOULD NEED TO BE PRETTY SPECIAL TO QUALIFY WITHOUT MEETING THE ABOVE CRITERIA..I suspect many will come in over the minimums.

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09-11-2004, 08:13 PM

my wife actually said the same thing to me after watching the first episod of the apprentice this past thurs...
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09-11-2004, 08:51 PM

I could use a dozen or so free slave workers
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09-11-2004, 08:59 PM

very interessing idea
give me news when someone have something concrete done

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09-11-2004, 10:19 PM

Originally posted by Rick Latona
Will you work for free and do everything I tell you to do?

Good answer... hahahaa
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09-12-2004, 04:34 AM

What's Headless doing in that list?
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09-12-2004, 05:44 AM

Do I get to "work under someone"

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09-12-2004, 05:49 AM

I'm in
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09-12-2004, 05:51 AM

Originally posted by pimplink
Who would be OMAROSA?

Oracle Porn?

Lil2Rich?

Grammar Police?

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09-12-2004, 01:57 PM

I think an apprentice of any of ours would have his eyes opened to so much, the value would not be calcuable.

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09-12-2004, 02:09 PM

We got something like this in the works
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