Last sunday I went to the beach here in the Netherlands and let the dog run around free.
Anyways, we're just walking and suddenly I heard this women scream.
I looked around and I saw my dog had just pissed over her pants. I mean really pissed on both her legs....I continued to walk on like nothing had happened. This women looked like Godzilla!!!
10 minutes later my dog pissed on a cute chick in bikini. This time I offered to clean her up but I got a big "No No" from the hoe. Shit
Anyways, i decided that this is a domination behaviour problem (1 year old) and today he's gonna have his operation.
This morning he woke me up by puking on my bed and shitted all of the house. I think the poor bastard knows that he's marbles are gonna be removed.
After he puked on my bed, i took him out. He's used to have his breakfast right away, only today he aint gonna get it. He gave me a bad look and started barking. I feel so sorry for him
Sometimes, however stupid it may sound, i really do think that dogs understand more than we think.
Anyone have any suggestions what not to do when i pick my dog up in the afternoon