Arnold Schwarzenegger outlaws sex with corpses

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  • Fred Quimby
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    • Jul 2004
    • 5430

    #1

    Arnold Schwarzenegger outlaws sex with corpses



    SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) - Having sex with corpses is now officially illegal in California after Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger signed a bill barring necrophilia, a spokeswoman says.

    The new legislation marks the culmination of a two-year drive to outlaw necrophilia in the state and will help prosecutors who have been stymied by the lack of an official ban on the practice, according to experts.


    http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...me_necrophilia
  • Manowar
    jellyfish  
    • Dec 2003
    • 71528

    #2
    Thread about this already today.

    It wouldnt be illegal if people didnt want to do it

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    • Marcus Aurelius
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      • Apr 2003
      • 14809

      #3
      no more pimping from the morgue for me...

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      • ytcracker
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        • Dec 2002
        • 12403

        #4
        i thought it already was illegal
        thats weird
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        • DimeStoreNovel
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          • Sep 2004
          • 151

          #5
          in the year 2004 they just got around to outlawing fucking corpses?

          that is a fucked up state.

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          • Mike Okitch
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            • May 2004
            • 4126

            #6
            * This is a fucking outrage. Necrophiliacs have a right to fuck people as they see fit. A little WD-40 and you got a nice lubricated fit

            In protest, I say that everyone sign up to give their bodies to necrophiliacs after they die. Why? Because clearly, your body won't do anything for you. The maggots that will eat you when you're 6 feet under need someone clean. Keeping that in mind, might as well make sure that your salad has been thoroughly tossed before.

            Also, you'll finally get to be the passive one on the relationship

            *This thread was sarcastic. If you don't get that, GFY
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            • Giorgio_Xo
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              • Mar 2003
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              #7
              Originally posted by ytcracker
              i thought it already was illegal
              thats weird
              Sex laws are by a state by state basis. California probably never got around to banning it or a previous law expired.
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              • zzgundamnzz
                Confirmed User
                • Apr 2002
                • 6102

                #8
                Originally posted by mdcq
                no more pimping from the morgue for me...

                Hey is that the Fonz riding in that car?


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                • Manowar
                  jellyfish  
                  • Dec 2003
                  • 71528

                  #9
                  Originally posted by zzgundamnzz
                  Hey is that the Fonz riding in that car?
                  he's loving it

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                  • lagwagon
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                    • Jul 2001
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                    #10
                    ya that car looks exciting.

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                    • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
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                      • Mar 2003
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                      #11
                      Arnold Schwarzenegger outlaws sex with corpses

                      That bastard!

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                      • Danny Dukes
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                        • Oct 2003
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                        #12
                        Originally posted by zzgundamnzz
                        Hey is that the Fonz riding in that car?
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                        • WickedVenus
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                          • Aug 2004
                          • 3877

                          #13
                          Originally posted by ytcracker
                          i thought it already was illegal
                          thats weird
                          Same here. orry to say but that is just gross lol I gueese those who like it....... well enought said any who


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