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  • lisa77
    Registered User
    • Sep 2004
    • 25

    #1

    How Beelzeboul Fucked Over Howard Stern

    EVERYTHING I WRITE HERE IS ESPECIALLY INPORTANT TO PORN WEBMASTERS - YOU'LL SEE WHY.

    LET ME START BY SAYING:

    HOWARD STERN SOLD HIS SOUL TO THE DEVIL BEELZEBOUL - THE KING OF DEMONS FOR FAME AND FORTUNE.

    HERE IS A RECOLLECTION OF HOW BEELZEBOUL FUCKS HOWARD STERN OVER.

    HOW DO I KNOW? KEEP READING.................

    -----

    HOWARD STERN BECAME "HOWARD STERN" NOT BECAUSE HIS IS 'BRIGHT', 'FUNNY','LUCKY', WITTY', AS HE WOULD LIKE YOU TO BELIEVE.

    NOPE.

    HOWARD STERN MADE A DEAL WITH THE DEVIL BEELZEBOUL AND MORTGAGED HIS OWN SOUL FOR FAME AND FORTUNE.

    EVERYTHING HOWARD STERN HAS DONE AND I MEAN EVERYTHING IS SCRIPTED. THE DEMON BEELZEBOUL CONSTRUCTS EVERYTHING HOWARD STERN

    DOES IN THIS REALITY, TO MAKE HOWARD STERN, WELL, 'HOWARD STERN'.

    DID YOU KNOW HIS SELLING OF HIS BOOK 'MISS AMERICA' WAS PLAGUED WITH CONTROVERSY' THAT IS: "THE MISS AMERICA COMMITTEE WANTED

    TO YANK HIS BOOK, BECAUSE OF THE USE OF THE NAME:'MISS AMERICA'"

    THIS WAS A LIE, OR A FABRICATION OF EVENTS THAT LED TO A MEGA BLOCKBUSTER OF SALES FOR HOWARD STERN THAT IS MO MONEY, MO

    MONEY, MO MONEY. YEAH, THE DEMON BEELZEBOUL CAN PULL SHIT LIKE THIS OFF IN THIS REALITY TO FUCK WITH YOUR MINDS AS LONG AS

    YOU 'DON'T KNOW THE TRUTH' - WELL NOW YOU KNOW THE REST OF THE STORY.

    HIS DEAL WITH THE DEVIL ALSO INVOLVES "THE HURTING OF A GOOD SOUL" - THIS IS THE DIVORCE OF ALISON STERN. BUT SHE HAD TO BE

    FLATTERED IN THE BOOK MISS AMERICA AND THE MOVIE MISS AMERICA FIRST. YEAH, THE DEMON BEELZEBOUL AND HOWARD STERN ARE

    ASSHOLES TO THAT MAGNITUDE.

    THESE ACCUSATIONS ARE NOT 'ACCUSATIONS' BUT A TELLING OF THE TRUTH AND I AM SO SURE OF THIS TRUTH; THAT WHEN HOWARD STERN

    GETS WIND OF THIS - HE WILL NOT SUE ME FOR LIBEL BECAUSE IT IS THE TRUTH.


    THE PARIS HILTON SEX TAPE WAS MASTERMINDED BY HOWARD STERN. JUST REMIND YOURSELF OF HOW THIS ASSHOLE 'PLAYED IT UP' ON HIS

    RADIO SHOWS TO GENERATE SALES FOR RICK SALOMON.

    HOWARD STERN GETS A CUT OF THE PROCEEDS OF EVERY SALE OF THIS SEX TAPE THAT WHEN WIND OF THIS HIT THE NET, IT WILL LEAD TO

    THE BIGGEST FUCKING LAWSUIT THE WORLD HAS EVER KNOWN.

    MISS PARIS HILTON IS OBLIVIOUS TO THIS TRUTH AND THIS LITTLE GIRL'S LAYWERS ARE IN THE POCKETS OF THE HOWARD STERN AND RICK

    SOLOMON. THIS IS WHY IT SEEMS THAT THEY ARE 'DRAGGING THEIR FEET'- NOT MAKING ANY PROGRESS IN GETTING HER JUSTICE TO MISS

    PARIS HILTON.

    THIS IS THE IMPORTANT PART TO PORN WEBMASTERS THAT ARE SELLING THE PARIS HILTON SEX TAPE: RICK 'THE FOOL' SALOMON MADE

    CRITICAL ERRORS ON THE SEX TAPE THAT WENT UNEDITED, SO THESE ERRORS WILL LEAD TO A 100% IMPOUND OF ALL PROCEEDS OF THE SEX

    TAPE IN FAVOR OF MISS PARIS HILTON. IN OTHER WORDS, RICK SALOMON AND HOWARD STERN FUCKED UP AND IT IS GOING TO COST THEM

    BIG.

    SO BEELZEBOUL FUCKS HOWARD STERN OVER BY WEARING 'GLAMOUR' IN THE DREAMWORLD TO APPEAR AS 'HOWARD STERN' TO HUMAN MALES AND

    FEMALES AND USING HOWARD STERN'S EARTHLY FAME AND FORTUNE, RAPES WOMEN AND MEN IN THE DREAMWORLD, WHO JUST THINK SEX DREAMS

    ARE 'JUST DREAMS', BUT 'SEX DREAMS' IS A RAPE, BECAUSE THE DREAMWORLD IS REAL.


    THIS IS ALL I AM SAYING FOR NOW. IF YOU WANT TO FIND OUT MORE, UNDERSTAND THIS SECRET:


    The Kingdom Of Heaven IS The Dreamworld (WHICH IS WITHIN).

    The Dreamworld IS WITHIN - THERE YOU CAN FIND OUT TRUTHS LIKE THIS.

    The Dreamworld (THAT IS: THE SPIRITWORLD; THAT IS: THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN) IS Real.

    PAY ATTENTION to your dreams.

    PASS ON THIS SECRET!!!!! PASS ON THIS SECRET!!!!! PASS ON THIS SECRET!!!!!


  • Marcus Aurelius
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    • Apr 2003
    • 14809

    #2
    I was thinking this exact same thing not more than 5 minutes ago.

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    • robfantasy
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      • Jun 2002
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      #3
      WHHHHHHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ?
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      • budz
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        • Sep 2003
        • 4230

        #4
        I'd hit it.
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        • RedShoe
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          • Feb 2001
          • 14831

          #5
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          • stocktrader23
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            • Jan 2003
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            #6
            Originally posted by mdcq
            I was thinking this exact same thing not more than 5 minutes ago.
            You too?


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            • Kimmykim
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              • Jun 2001
              • 16015

              #7
              Originally posted by stocktrader23
              You too?
              I was kind of thinking that Beelzebub was spelled wrong, but what do I know ;)

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              • DimeStoreNovel
                Registered User
                • Sep 2004
                • 151

                #8
                let go of the caps button dopey

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                • RoCkMaN
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                  • May 2003
                  • 928

                  #9
                  Beezlebub fucked me too.....
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                  • xclusive
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                    • Apr 2004
                    • 35218

                    #10
                    Put down the crack pipe and step away...

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                    • bjjb
                      Have laptop will travel
                      • Mar 2004
                      • 13074

                      #11
                      Im a huge Howie fan, but I skiiped the rest of it after I saw it was all in CAPS

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                      • rickholio
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                        • Jan 2004
                        • 1914

                        #12
                        Maybe Beezleboul cut a deal with Rush Limbaugh for his oxycontin connection, too?
                        ~

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                        • the source
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                          • Apr 2004
                          • 1255

                          #13
                          Where's that pic of a bunny with a pancake on its head? It would fit perfectly in this thread.
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                          • seeric
                            ..........
                            • Aug 2004
                            • 41917

                            #14
                            not a shred of sense

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                            • ztik
                              Confirmed User
                              • Aug 2001
                              • 5196

                              #15
                              someone forgot to take their prozak
                              .

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                              • dig420
                                Confirmed User
                                • May 2001
                                • 9240

                                #16
                                Please don't shoot Howard Stern, you nutjob.

                                This bitch reminds me way too much of Mark Chapman.

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                                • TonyL
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Feb 2002
                                  • 900

                                  #17
                                  Lay off the cocaine babe.

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                                  • TheGoldenChild
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • May 2002
                                    • 6940

                                    #18
                                    well then Howard owes me some moolah-

                                    I am calling Rick.

                                    This is just too funny.

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                                    • Manowar
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                                      • Dec 2003
                                      • 71528

                                      #19
                                      Find the caps lock key yet ?

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                                      • dirtysouth
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                                        • Jul 2003
                                        • 2613

                                        #20
                                        no sig

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                                        • Corona
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                                          • Feb 2002
                                          • 2185

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by lisa77
                                          HOWARD STERN SOLD HIS SOUL TO THE DEVIL BEELZEBOUL
                                          I think he sold his soul to Beetlejuice. That dude is the real brains behind Howard Stern. Don't let his act fool you.
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                                          • junction
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                                            • Dec 2002
                                            • 2411

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by the source
                                            Where's that pic of a bunny with a pancake on its head? It would fit perfectly in this thread.

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                                            • lazzlo
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                                              • Sep 2003
                                              • 3709

                                              #23
                                              I heard he sold his soul to beetlejuice for fame and fortune.

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                                              • TheJimmy
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                                                • Jan 2001
                                                • 10747

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by mdcq
                                                I was thinking this exact same thing not more than 5 minutes ago.




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                                                • Drake
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                                                  #25
                                                  my thoughts exactly

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                                                  • C_U_Next_Tuesday
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                                                    • Oct 2002
                                                    • 10581

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by junction
                                                    I concur

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                                                    • SmokeyTheBear
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                                                      • Jun 2004
                                                      • 28609

                                                      #27
                                                      heres some other funny threads by her of the same nature

                                                      "wicked witches are shaving your sales"
                                                      http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=354318

                                                      "satan lost his soul because of paper money"

                                                      http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=353532
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                                                      • rickholio
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                                                        • Jan 2004
                                                        • 1914

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by TheJimmy




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                                                        "The Power of Christ Compels You."


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                                                        • Pleasurepays
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                                                          #29
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                                                          • WickedVenus
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                                                            • Aug 2004
                                                            • 3877

                                                            #30
                                                            SATAN LOST HIS SOUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                                                            Thats weird didnt she say howard got his stolen from satan. (beelzbub) lol How could satan loose his soul as well. Did howard take it frm him so he tried to take it back.

                                                            I think she had a little to much to
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                                                            • Mutt
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                                                              • Sep 2002
                                                              • 34431

                                                              #31
                                                              i've had extensive experience with Stern fans - half of them are mental patients, really disturbed people. Howard is one of the few civilians in the city of Manhattan licensed to carry a gun for a reason.
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                                                              • Plan9
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                                                                • Jul 2003
                                                                • 1801

                                                                #32
                                                                Think this Beelzeboul character would want my soul as well?

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                                                                • smashface
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                                                                  • Sep 2002
                                                                  • 991

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by mdcq
                                                                  I was thinking this exact same thing not more than 5 minutes ago.

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                                                                  • piker
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    sounds like the same reasoning people use to say the president lied to the usa... crazy huh...
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                                                                    • XxXotic
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Manowar
                                                                      Find the caps lock key yet ?
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                                                                      • SykkBoy2
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                                                                        • Feb 2001
                                                                        • 19969

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by mdcq
                                                                        I was thinking this exact same thing not more than 5 minutes ago.
                                                                        me too, but not in all caps...
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                                                                        • SmokeyTheBear
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                                                                          • Jun 2004
                                                                          • 28609

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by piker
                                                                          sounds like the same reasoning people use to say the president lied to the usa... crazy huh...

                                                                          umm how do you figure ? even bush admits he lied.. its not even disputed..

                                                                          Did almost everyone from the bush administration not tell us that saddam had WMD's ??

                                                                          Dont side-step the question just answer it..

                                                                          Did he lie about it or not.. How confused are you ??
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                                                                            #38
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                                                                              #39
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