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  • Ninja Scripts
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2005
    • 1032

    #1

    New Maxim just showed up, couple of jokes...

    A cop parked outside a bar sees a man stumble out of the door, then trip and fall. He brushes himself off and wanders through the parking lot. Then the guy tries his key in 5 different cars before finding the right one. He slowly gets in and drives away.

    The cop pulls him over immediately and makes him take a Breathalyzer test. He gets a reading of 0.0.

    "This thing must be busted," says the officer.
    "Nah, it's fine," the guy says. "Tonight, I'm the designated decoy."
  • DamageX
    Marketing & Strategy
    • Jun 2001
    • 14293

    #2
    Old
    _____
    Whitehat is for chumps

    If you don't do it, somebody else will - true story!

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    • DamageX
      Marketing & Strategy
      • Jun 2001
      • 14293

      #3
      Plus, you said "couple", you're one short.
      Whitehat is for chumps

      If you don't do it, somebody else will - true story!

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      • jawanda
        Confirmed User
        • Feb 2003
        • 6040

        #4
        that's literally 5-10 years old, can't believe they printed it lol ...

        -P

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        • Doctor Dre
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Jan 2001
          • 51692

          #5
          Very old joke ...
          Originally posted by rayadp05
          I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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          • Ninja Scripts
            Confirmed User
            • Jul 2005
            • 1032

            #6
            Originally posted by DamageX
            Plus, you said "couple", you're one short.
            A taxi driver stops at a red light when a person suddenly jumps into the cab and tells him to go to the nearest hotel. The cabby looks in his mirror and sees a naked woman.

            "What are you looking at?" she demands.

            "I noticed you're completely naked," replies the cabby. "How are you going to pay?"

            The woman spreads her legs and asks, "Will this cover it?"

            The driver says, "Got anything smaller?"

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            • Ninja Scripts
              Confirmed User
              • Jul 2005
              • 1032

              #7
              Fuck you all!

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              • Doctor Dre
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Jan 2001
                • 51692

                #8
                Originally posted by jawanda
                that's literally 5-10 years old, can't believe they printed it lol ...

                -P
                A magazine editor that didn't do his job right
                Originally posted by rayadp05
                I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                • Doctor Dre
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Jan 2001
                  • 51692

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Ninja Scripts
                  A taxi driver stops at a red light when a person suddenly jumps into the cab and tells him to go to the nearest hotel. The cabby looks in his mirror and sees a naked woman.

                  "What are you looking at?" she demands.

                  "I noticed you're completely naked," replies the cabby. "How are you going to pay?"

                  The woman spreads her legs and asks, "Will this cover it?"

                  The driver says, "Got anything smaller?"
                  Not remotely funny ;(
                  Originally posted by rayadp05
                  I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                  • Ninja Scripts
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jul 2005
                    • 1032

                    #10
                    Screw the jokes. See sig for a kick ass script to promote cams.com.

                    Lars already picked up the tab.

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                    • jawanda
                      Confirmed User
                      • Feb 2003
                      • 6040

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Ninja Scripts
                      Screw the jokes. See sig for a kick ass script to promote cams.com.

                      Lars already picked up the tab.

                      Lol it was a good try man, they can't all be multi-pagers

                      -Phil

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                      • BlueDesignStudios
                        Confirmed User
                        • Feb 2003
                        • 9492

                        #12
                        old joke but still made me laugh

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                        • tony299
                          lurker
                          • Aug 2002
                          • 57021

                          #13
                          thats funny never heard that one lol

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                          • PixeLs
                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                            • Jul 2005
                            • 11922

                            #14
                            Heard that years ago but still fresh inside. Thanks anyway.

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                            • je_rome
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jul 2005
                              • 6846

                              #15
                              I have heard it gazillion times already.
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                              • TheJimmy
                                ICQ- five seven 0 2 5 5 0
                                • Jan 2001
                                • 10747

                                #16
                                Fuckin rocking script, you gotta be retarded not to pick that shit up and push it...


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                                • Houdini
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Dec 2001
                                  • 1651

                                  #17
                                  A popular Des Moines Barber shop had a new robotic barber installed.


                                  A fellow came in for a haircut. As the robot began to cut his hair it asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man replied, "130." So the robot proceeded to make conversation about physics, astronomy, investments, insurance, and so on. The man listened intently and said, "This is really cool."

                                  Later, another gent came in for a haircut and the robot asked him as it began the haircut, "What's your IQ?" The man responded, "100." So the robot started talking about football, baseball, and so on. The man thought to himself, "Wow, this is really cool."

                                  Later on, a third guy came in to the barbershop. As with the others, the robot barber asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man replied, "60." The robot then said, "So, I understand you Democrats are really excited about Hillary running for president?"

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                                  • PussyTeenies
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Feb 2005
                                    • 6496

                                    #18
                                    old but gold

                                    so are the other jokes
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                                    • reynold
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Oct 2002
                                      • 51271

                                      #19
                                      cool jokes, thanks for sharing.

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