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Originally Posted by DamageX
Plus, you said "couple", you're one short.
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A taxi driver stops at a red light when a person suddenly jumps into the cab and tells him to go to the nearest hotel. The cabby looks in his mirror and sees a naked woman.
"What are you looking at?" she demands.
"I noticed you're completely naked," replies the cabby. "How are you going to pay?"
The woman spreads her legs and asks, "Will this cover it?"
The driver says, "Got anything smaller?"