A cop parked outside a bar sees a man stumble out of the door, then trip and fall. He brushes himself off and wanders through the parking lot. Then the guy tries his key in 5 different cars before finding the right one. He slowly gets in and drives away.
The cop pulls him over immediately and makes him take a Breathalyzer test. He gets a reading of 0.0.
"This thing must be busted," says the officer.
"Nah, it's fine," the guy says. "Tonight, I'm the designated decoy."
The cop pulls him over immediately and makes him take a Breathalyzer test. He gets a reading of 0.0.
"This thing must be busted," says the officer.
"Nah, it's fine," the guy says. "Tonight, I'm the designated decoy."


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