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Ninja Scripts · 08-23-2005, 07:16 PM

A cop parked outside a bar sees a man stumble out of the door, then trip and fall. He brushes himself off and wanders through the parking lot. Then the guy tries his key in 5 different cars before finding the right one. He slowly gets in and drives away.

The cop pulls him over immediately and makes him take a Breathalyzer test. He gets a reading of 0.0.

"This thing must be busted," says the officer.
"Nah, it's fine," the guy says. "Tonight, I'm the designated decoy."

08-23-2005, 07:16 PM
Ninja Scripts Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Retired Posts: 1,032	New Maxim just showed up, couple of jokes... A cop parked outside a bar sees a man stumble out of the door, then trip and fall. He brushes himself off and wanders through the parking lot. Then the guy tries his key in 5 different cars before finding the right one. He slowly gets in and drives away. The cop pulls him over immediately and makes him take a Breathalyzer test. He gets a reading of 0.0. "This thing must be busted," says the officer. "Nah, it's fine," the guy says. "Tonight, I'm the designated decoy."