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  • Amputate Your Head
    There can be only one
    • Aug 2001
    • 39075
    #1

    I gave 'em up today...

    cigarettes....


    and it's fucking killing me. I hate this. And I'm ready to do just about anyfuckingthing for just one stinkin' smoke.

    so far:

    I've consumed an entire jar of olives
    half a raw onion
    18 Cokes
    3 jalepeno peppers
    half magnum of wine
    a ham
    some mustard
    one small unidentified bug
    a block of sharp cheddar
    a full pot of coffee
    two bags of chips
    and I've checked the door at least 18 times for people passing by that might be smoking.....

    I'm gonna snap.....
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    • Squishy
      Confirmed User
      • Aug 2001
      • 1809
      #2
      Zyban helps a whole lot. I've smoked a pack a day since I was 13, and this shit got me off of em for 4 months. Would have stayed off if I hadn't gone back into the bar.

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        • Turboface
          Back in Black
          • Mar 2002
          • 9976
          #3
          Amp, people say that quitting smoking cigarettes is hard - but it isn't.

          I've quit hundreds of times!


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            • Pathfinder
              theking of trailer parks
              • Sep 2001
              • 2290
              #4
              You have convinced me about how easy it is to quit. I think I may quit.....again.
              Last edited by Pathfinder; 07-19-2002, 06:21 PM.

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                • Amputate Your Head
                  There can be only one
                  • Aug 2001
                  • 39075
                  #5
                  Originally posted by Squishy
                  Zyban helps a whole lot
                  no time for that.... something must die..... a sacrifice is now required..... this has gone too far.....

                  I'm building the miniature sacrificial alter..... looking for some unsuspecting woodland creature to pass by the lanai door....
                  SIG TOO BIG

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                    • pr0
                      rockin tha trailerpark
                      • May 2001
                      • 23088
                      #6
                      Amp, i quit smoking at the end of April....i've gained 40lb's since then.

                      If this weight gain doesn't slow down, i might pick smoking back up.

                      Heart Attack or Lung Cancer...its hard to decide....
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                        • Squishy
                          Confirmed User
                          • Aug 2001
                          • 1809
                          #7
                          Ah, but here's the trick...it takes 21 days for the Zyban to kick in...in the meantime, smoke your head off. Then when you quit in 3 weeks, the agony you are going through right now is about 1/5 the intesity.

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                            • a1ka1ine
                              Confirmed User
                              • Apr 2002
                              • 3387
                              #8
                              dont bother quitting, your smoking helps put money in the governments pockets, which they use for vital services such as fighting crime & terrorism, and encouraging economic growth.

                              your death of lung cancer will not be in vain, you will sacrifice yourself for better schools and local services.

                              :-D

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                                • Pete
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jan 2001
                                  • 6617
                                  #9
                                  Once a smoker, always a smoker.
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                                    • Squishy
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Aug 2001
                                      • 1809
                                      #10
                                      A second bonus is it's an anti-depressant and one of it's side effects is a sexual dysfunction. Some people get really, really, really horny, all the time. Mrs. Amp will be thrilled.

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                                        • Pathfinder
                                          theking of trailer parks
                                          • Sep 2001
                                          • 2290
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by pr0
                                          Amp, i quit smoking at the end of April....i've gained 40lb's since then.

                                          If this weight gain doesn't slow down, i might pick smoking back up.

                                          Heart Attack or Lung Cancer...its hard to decide....
                                          Same thing happened to a cousin of mine, but he leveled out at an 80 lb gain. That was over five years ago and he hasn't gained another pound since...but still does carry the extra 80 lbs.

                                          In addition, since he used the nicorette gum to assist him when he quit, he also chews about 5 packs of gum per day.

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                                            • Sly_RJ
                                              Live Hard - Die Hard
                                              • Feb 2002
                                              • 17042
                                              #12
                                              Stick with it Amp!
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                                                • Amputate Your Head
                                                  There can be only one
                                                  • Aug 2001
                                                  • 39075
                                                  #13
                                                  20 fucking years.... only to end up in withdrawal Hell.
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                                                    • pr0
                                                      rockin tha trailerpark
                                                      • May 2001
                                                      • 23088
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by Pathfinder


                                                      Same thing happened to a cousin of mine, but he leveled out at an 80 lb gain. That was over five years ago and he hasn't gained another pound since...but still does carry the extra 80 lbs.

                                                      In addition, since he used the nicorette gum to assist him when he quit, he also chews about 5 packs of gum per day.
                                                      I'm starting to think i'd live longer smoking...cuz at 250lbs thats got to be worse than smoking. I was at 210, which wasn't big...now im a big fatass.

                                                      Those newports are sounding mighty yummy right about now.
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                                                        • Sly_RJ
                                                          Live Hard - Die Hard
                                                          • Feb 2002
                                                          • 17042
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by pr0


                                                          I'm starting to think i'd live longer smoking...cuz at 250lbs thats got to be worse than smoking. I was at 210, which wasn't big...now im a big fatass.

                                                          Those newports are sounding mighty yummy right about now.
                                                          Do you work out at all? You know, sitting around on the computer all day isn't exactly helping...
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                                                            • meRx
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                                                              • Aug 2001
                                                              • 362
                                                              #16
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                                                                • quiet
                                                                  we'll miss you our friend. RIP
                                                                  • Sep 2001
                                                                  • 25115
                                                                  #17
                                                                  my brother's quit 5 or 6 times in his life. each time he's made it about 6 months before starting up again. the longest he ever quit was just over a year. one hell of an addiction...
                                                                  we'll miss you our friend. RIP

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                                                                    • Bliz
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Sep 2001
                                                                      • 316
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

                                                                      a ham


                                                                      Slow down bro, you'll make! I've got to quit in a few months as well. Switching life insurance and I'm not trying to pay those smokers rates.

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                                                                        • Amputate Your Head
                                                                          There can be only one
                                                                          • Aug 2001
                                                                          • 39075
                                                                          #19
                                                                          lol..... dude, I'm freaking out..... this shit ain't natural!
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                                                                            • pr0
                                                                              rockin tha trailerpark
                                                                              • May 2001
                                                                              • 23088
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Amp...i quit using xanax because the anxiety caused by trying to quit was killing me.

                                                                              Go ask one of those hawaiin doc-in-a-box's for some xanax

                                                                              If they won't take smoking as a reason, goto another doc & tell him your having anxiety attacks.
                                                                              __________
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                                                                                • Squishy
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Aug 2001
                                                                                  • 1809
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Would a big reefer help?

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                                                                                    • SR
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Jul 2001
                                                                                      • 2239
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      I stopped 8 months ago now
                                                                                      It still is hard at some moments but after all you'll be proud of yourself

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                                                                                        • hyper
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Mar 2002
                                                                                          • 5294
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Beware .. I'm Next

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                                                                                            • Amputate Your Head
                                                                                              There can be only one
                                                                                              • Aug 2001
                                                                                              • 39075
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              nah, I'll be cool br0.... it's only the first day.... haven't even got cold sweats or any nervous twitching yet..... just a little dizziness and loss of vision.... but the fridge is almost empty and that's not good.....

                                                                                              I do have a sturdy chair ready and plenty of straps.... it could be a long night.....
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                                                                                                • UnseenWorld
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • May 2001
                                                                                                  • 5279
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Just a tip: Get your hands on some heroin. It'll help a lot!
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                                                                                                    • Keev
                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                      • May 2001
                                                                                                      • 5335
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Try picking up a hobby.... shit you have sun, the waves, the golf coarses, the women... I would be out there at least 3 times a week...

                                                                                                      surf every morning
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                                                                                                        • Amputate Your Head
                                                                                                          There can be only one
                                                                                                          • Aug 2001
                                                                                                          • 39075
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by Keev
                                                                                                          Try picking up a hobby.... shit you have sun, the waves, the golf coarses, the women... I would be out there at least 3 times a week...

                                                                                                          surf every morning
                                                                                                          way ahead of ya... that's the main reason for ditching my smokin' crutch.....



                                                                                                          tomorrow morning.... surf's up. :D
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                                                                                                            • BVF
                                                                                                              Black Vagina Finder
                                                                                                              • Jan 2002
                                                                                                              • 13975
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              You won't be able to quit cold turkey. I used to smoke Newport 100's menthol. The first thing I did was switch from menthols to Marlboro red. That got me started. Then I stopped buying packs of cigarettes but still bumming cigarettes off of other people. Eventually, you will bum less and less, and then you will quit.

                                                                                                              So don't say "I'm quitting cigarettes". First say "I'm not going to BUY anymore cigerettes". Then just borrow cigarettes for a few months.

                                                                                                              Another thing that helped is that I smoked Ganja. You'll DIE if you don't have something to inhale in your lungs while trying to quit.

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                                                                                                                • Amputate Your Head
                                                                                                                  There can be only one
                                                                                                                  • Aug 2001
                                                                                                                  • 39075
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  sure I will..... I've done it before, and there's no one here to bum them from.... it's just me. The store is too far to walk to, and the other car is still in California. I don't have a choice. I'll either get through this, or go insane.
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                                                                                                                    • pr0
                                                                                                                      rockin tha trailerpark
                                                                                                                      • May 2001
                                                                                                                      • 23088
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by BVF
                                                                                                                      You won't be able to quit cold turkey. I used to smoke Newport 100's menthol. The first thing I did was switch from menthols to Marlboro red. That got me started. Then I stopped buying packs of cigarettes but still bumming cigarettes off of other people. Eventually, you will bum less and less, and then you will quit.

                                                                                                                      So don't say "I'm quitting cigarettes". First say "I'm not going to BUY anymore cigerettes". Then just borrow cigarettes for a few months.

                                                                                                                      Another thing that helped is that I smoked Ganja. You'll DIE if you don't have something to inhale in your lungs while trying to quit.
                                                                                                                      I smoked for 7 years...i quit cold turkey, just use some sort of mind altering drug...i chose xanax
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                                                                                                                        • Gutterboy
                                                                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                          • Jul 2002
                                                                                                                          • 4751
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          I used chewing tobacco to help me quit.

                                                                                                                          Using it kept nicotine levels where they were when I was smoking, and unlike most prescription nicotine replacement therapies it is very oral in nature, which takes care of the psychological oral fixation/stress response you develop over years of smoking.

                                                                                                                          It took a few months, but after my psychological addiction to the cig's was taken care of completely, slowly reducing the amount of chew to nothing was very easy.
                                                                                                                          Last edited by Gutterboy; 07-19-2002, 07:38 PM.

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                                                                                                                            • lawpal
                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                              • Feb 2002
                                                                                                                              • 824
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              just hang tough

                                                                                                                              I used to smoke 2 packs a day. I quit about 2 years ago, and have not smoked cigs since. I smoke a little bud every couple months, but no more smokes.

                                                                                                                              You can do it.

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                                                                                                                                • pr0
                                                                                                                                  rockin tha trailerpark
                                                                                                                                  • May 2001
                                                                                                                                  • 23088
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                                                                                                                                  sure I will..... I've done it before, and there's no one here to bum them from.... it's just me. The store is too far to walk to, and the other car is still in California. I don't have a choice. I'll either get through this, or go insane.
                                                                                                                                  2 hours from now you'll start looking around for cigg butts outside

                                                                                                                                  My prayers are with ya bro!
                                                                                                                                  __________
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                                                                                                                                    • Amputate Your Head
                                                                                                                                      There can be only one
                                                                                                                                      • Aug 2001
                                                                                                                                      • 39075
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by pr0


                                                                                                                                      2 hours from now you'll start looking around for cigg butts outside
                                                                                                                                      already there br0.... I've already searched every jacket pocket, junk drawer, ashtray, and anywhere else I could think of where I may have left a partial pack or butt...... lol.... that's usually the first thing to take hold: Desperation.
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                                                                                                                                        • Amputate Your Head
                                                                                                                                          There can be only one
                                                                                                                                          • Aug 2001
                                                                                                                                          • 39075
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          and we can add a box of mushroom risotto, some leftover angel hair pasta, a bag of macadamia nuts, and 6 scrambled eggs to the list up there too.....
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                                                                                                                                            • volante
                                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                              • Mar 2002
                                                                                                                                              • 2940
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by pr0
                                                                                                                                              Amp, i quit smoking at the end of April....i've gained 40lb's since then.

                                                                                                                                              If this weight gain doesn't slow down, i might pick smoking back up.

                                                                                                                                              Heart Attack or Lung Cancer...its hard to decide....
                                                                                                                                              Someone should start a keep fit class for people who have just quit smoking - glue a couple of packets of cigarettes to the back of a car, and get the new non-smokers to chase after them. If they can catch up with the car, they can smoke whatever they can grab. If they can't catch the car, then at least they've had some exercise

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                                                                                                                                                • Marcus
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                                                                                                                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                                                  • 3472
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  buy cigarettes that you think are disgusting, like unfiltered winstons, then you wont want to smoke so much and you'll naturally start slowing down.

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                                                                                                                                                    • TopTGP
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                                                                                                                                                      • Jan 2002
                                                                                                                                                      • 546
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Amp: No matter how anxious you get, no matter how shaky and nervous you get, don't under any circumstances give up and smoke a cig. You'll be able to hold you're breath for longer then 5 seconds if you quit now
                                                                                                                                                      I can't think of anything funny to say..

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                                                                                                                                                        • Amputate Your Head
                                                                                                                                                          There can be only one
                                                                                                                                                          • Aug 2001
                                                                                                                                                          • 39075
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Marcus
                                                                                                                                                          buy cigarettes that you think are disgusting, like unfiltered winstons, then you wont want to smoke so much and you'll naturally start slowing down.
                                                                                                                                                          that's the problem.... after 20 years, literally all cigarettes are sexy to me.... like a wet snatch and a cold brew kinda sexy....

                                                                                                                                                          cold turkey is the only solution left to me.....
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                                                                                                                                                            • RK
                                                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                              • Aug 2001
                                                                                                                                                              • 868
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              Statistics show that 20% of people die from smoking, therefore 80% die not from smoking. That means not smoking is more dangerous than smoking.



                                                                                                                                                              You can do it!
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                                                                                                                                                                • -=HOAX=-
                                                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                  • Dec 2001
                                                                                                                                                                  • 4365
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  Stab yourself in the crotch with a pitch fork...it may not help with the craving but at least yer crotch will be bleeding...
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                                                                                                                                                                    • jennycards
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                                                                                                                                                                      • Feb 2002
                                                                                                                                                                      • 1124
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      The question is: Do you have to quit or do you want to quit. If you have to you might need additional help from your drug store. If you want to you don't need anything but your mind to succeed.

                                                                                                                                                                      In any case: Watch your weight and go to the gym.

                                                                                                                                                                      Amen!
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                                                                                                                                                                        • FATPad
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                                                                                                                                                                          • Oct 2001
                                                                                                                                                                          • 6693
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          You can do it, Amp.

                                                                                                                                                                          Get some chewing tobacco. That's what I did.
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                                                                                                                                                                            • kmanrox
                                                                                                                                                                              aka K-Man
                                                                                                                                                                              • Oct 2001
                                                                                                                                                                              • 29295
                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              smokers are pussies.
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                                                                                                                                                                                • Amputate Your Head
                                                                                                                                                                                  There can be only one
                                                                                                                                                                                  • Aug 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                  • 39075
                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  nope.... don't hafta quit.... just want to..... and that is the only way (in my opinion) that anyone can ever successfully give 'em up.... you gotta want it.
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                                                                                                                                                                                    • Amputate Your Head
                                                                                                                                                                                      There can be only one
                                                                                                                                                                                      • Aug 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                      • 39075
                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
                                                                                                                                                                                      Stab yourself in the crotch with a pitch fork...it may not help with the craving but at least yer crotch will be bleeding...
                                                                                                                                                                                      I can't imagine why the hell I never thought of this before.... but I'm game for anything once....
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                                                                                                                                                                                        • shann
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                                                                                                                                                                                          • Jan 2002
                                                                                                                                                                                          • 896
                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
                                                                                                                                                                                          I have come to the conclusion, that i'm not a quitter! LOL
                                                                                                                                                                                          Don't you know who I think I am?

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                                                                                                                                                                                            • Rocky
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                                                                                                                                                                                              • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                              • 3022
                                                                                                                                                                                              #48
                                                                                                                                                                                              fuck it Amp

                                                                                                                                                                                              just go into storage and get your Cheech & Chong, Big Bamboo Album

                                                                                                                                                                                              pull out the giant size rolling paper and fill it with your choice of dried tropical flora
                                                                                                                                                                                              Are you down with Sin?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                • ServerGenius
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  • Feb 2002
                                                                                                                                                                                                  • 9377
                                                                                                                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Ahh I just lid up another cigarette took a deep inhale and fully
                                                                                                                                                                                                  enjoy the full aroma of it. I'm thinking of you Amp....right now I
                                                                                                                                                                                                  can imagine what you are missing out on....I hope you make it
                                                                                                                                                                                                  bro.....instead of a candle I will light up another cigarette after
                                                                                                                                                                                                  this one......

                                                                                                                                                                                                  Amp bud.....This one is for you

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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • qdtobbe
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      Goodluck Amputate Your Head
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