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  • smut416
    Confirmed User
    • Sep 2002
    • 256

    #1

    Don't you hate it when after blowing your load...

    Dont you hate it when after blowing your load, you go to take a leak and the piss goes everywhere becuase of the dry jizz in your cock. Damn, I got to go clean the floor. Hmm, maybe i'll call up that whore Ashley blue to lick the pee up, that whore is a piss mop, she wouldent mind for the right price. hahahaha


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  • Goatse
    Confirmed User
    • Sep 2003
    • 2086

    #2
    I thought it was caused by the prostate gland, not dry jizz.

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    • thecooze
      Confirmed User
      • Aug 2004
      • 255

      #3
      that hella sucks

      or when u get some undy fuzz in your pee hole too

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      • untitled
        Confirmed User
        • Aug 2002
        • 352

        #4
        see sig, it might help
        Suicide isn't so bad, give it a chance...

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        • doober
          Confirmed User
          • Jul 2003
          • 6984

          #5
          Originally posted by untitled
          see sig, it might help
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          • Persius
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            • Jul 2003
            • 11779

            #6
            Originally posted by untitled
            see sig, it might help

            homo

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            • BrainDead
              So Fucking Banned
              • Dec 2003
              • 1536

              #7
              go straight to the shower then... wouldn't hurt... that vway you can even score again... and the cycle goes on...

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              • Paul Waters
                Confirmed User
                • Mar 2003
                • 4402

                #8
                Learn to sit down, dude.



                Paul

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                • ProjectNaked
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 4309

                  #9
                  or when u get some undy fuzz in your pee hole too
                  Don't have sex with stuffed animals

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                  • Methodcash Rick
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 1720

                    #10

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                    • Zerof8
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jul 2004
                      • 1245

                      #11
                      Its a small price to pay if you blow it the right way
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                      • neewwman
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jan 2002
                        • 1737

                        #12
                        There's a comedy movie where someone gets up the next morning after sex and his piss goes everywhere -- can anyone think what it is?

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                        • Paraskass
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                          • May 2002
                          • 5829

                          #13








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                          • jamesri
                            Registered User
                            • Jul 2003
                            • 41

                            #14
                            Originally posted by neewwman
                            There's a comedy movie where someone gets up the next morning after sex and his piss goes everywhere -- can anyone think what it is?
                            Think the movie your talking about is Me, Myself and Irene with Jim Carey.
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                            • reynold
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Oct 2002
                              • 51271

                              #15
                              man! go consult a doctor! maybe your peehole has to be checked!

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                              • pornguy
                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                • Mar 2003
                                • 62910

                                #16
                                Ok guys. Take this as a lesson.

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                                • Brat
                                  Got MIDs?
                                  • Jan 2003
                                  • 1545

                                  #17
                                  didnt know this happened. it's cool to know, I'll just have to make sure to lick ALL the cum up next time.

                                  I like Ashley Blue..she's so dirty!!

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