New Site: HellSafePorn.com - A SOUL FRIENDLY Porn Site (SITE)

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  • jawanda
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2003
    • 6040
    #1

    New Site: HellSafePorn.com - A SOUL FRIENDLY Porn Site (SITE)

    Well,

    It's official ... HellSafePorn.com is open for business!

    http://www.HellSafePorn.com/

    With our Sin Counter technology, Soul-Safe Porn, and Recommended Pennance (coming soon) you will never have to put your soul at risk again, just because you like to wank it.

    We guarantee that you will not go to Hell for looking at our porn site!

    Please check it out and lemme know what you think guys.



    -Phil

    PS: Getting a few hundred hits/day already, Pumping it with feeder traffic starting tomorrow, hit the 'contact' link if you're interested in trading.
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    • jawanda
      Confirmed User
      • Feb 2003
      • 6040
      #2
      No comments about the site?



      I should have waited for the morning crew!

      -P

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        • RedShoe
          赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111
          • Feb 2001
          • 14831
          #3
          Originally posted by jawanda
          No comments about the site?



          I should have waited for the morning crew!

          -P
          yep, you still have a few things to learm about board announcements.

          SPECIALTY COSTUMES • PROPS • FX
          Superheroes • Monsters • Robots
          PM for details

          For any manufacturing needs. Adult or otherwise.

          aka BonsHigh on Insta
          Bonsai weed plants

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            • Plan9
              Confirmed User
              • Jul 2003
              • 1801
              #4
              hahah, thats definitely a unique idea...but I just dont think many surfers want to think that they are going to be headed straight for hell when they are whacking off

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                • jawanda
                  Confirmed User
                  • Feb 2003
                  • 6040
                  #5
                  Originally posted by Plan9
                  hahah, thats definitely a unique idea...but I just dont think many surfers want to think that they are going to be headed straight for hell when they are whacking off
                  Thanks man.

                  Of course not, but the hardcore Christians and Catholics who are already CONVINCED that they are going to hell for jerking it will have an easier time repenting!

                  lol, it is meant to be a parody of course.

                  -P

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                    • jawanda
                      Confirmed User
                      • Feb 2003
                      • 6040
                      #6
                      b u m p for the morning crew?

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                        • dubiousmedia
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jul 2004
                          • 369
                          #7
                          very cool idea. but i didn't need your page to tell me that i'm going to hell
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                            • dunefield
                              www.barely18movies.com
                              • Feb 2003
                              • 10920
                              #8
                              SPAM!

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                                • nofx
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Nov 2002
                                  • 16826
                                  #9
                                  me and jesus cuddle by the seaside at night glancing up at the stars and whisper sweet nothings into each others ears.
                                  Last edited by nofx; 09-09-2004, 10:46 AM.

                                  Often times I wonder why
                                  There's love and hate, theres live or die.
                                  When sickness comes I must decide:
                                  When feelings go, theres suicide.

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                                    • jawanda
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Feb 2003
                                      • 6040
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by nofx
                                      me and jesus cuddle by the seaside at night glancing up at the stars and whisper sweet nothings into each others ears.
                                      When I see Jesus up on that cross, I can't help but think that he looks kind of hot.

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                                        • cambaby
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • Feb 2003
                                          • 3141
                                          #11
                                          Lol
                                          Thats funny because I am in the development of a site I bought the domain for the other day kind of similiar

                                          PassionOfTheVice.com

                                          Good luck with it man

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                                            • jawanda
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Feb 2003
                                              • 6040
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by cambaby
                                              Lol
                                              Thats funny because I am in the development of a site I bought the domain for the other day kind of similiar

                                              PassionOfTheVice.com

                                              Good luck with it man
                                              Thanks man, and good luck with yours too. We may have to do a link trade or something once you're up and running.



                                              -P

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