ATTN: God.....I would like you to implement the following change.

**TurboAngel** · 09-08-2004, 11:26 AM

LMFAO!

**Deepai** · 09-08-2004, 11:27 AM

done. and done.

**Trixxxia** · 09-08-2004, 11:28 AM

Good suggestions!

**The Truth Hurts** · 09-08-2004, 11:28 AM

it would also make slow dancing much more interesting.

**StuartD** · 09-08-2004, 11:29 AM

It also makes slow dancing with them MUCH more enjoyable

edit: dammit, beat me by miliseconds

**dennisthemenace** · 09-08-2004, 11:30 AM

and it would benefit them by balancing their weight, helping back problems

**Manowar** · 09-08-2004, 11:32 AM

**AaronM** · 09-08-2004, 11:32 AM

Originally posted by dennisthemenace

and it would benefit them by balancing their weight, helping back problems

Yep...It's all about evolution.

**mardigras** · 09-08-2004, 11:33 AM

Originally posted by dennisthemenace

and it would benefit them by balancing their weight, helping back problems

Dolly Parton would be 3 1/2 feet tall

**dennisthemenace** · 09-08-2004, 11:39 AM

Originally posted by AaronM
Yep...It's all about evolution.

Yessss.. you sir, are a genius

Originally posted by mardigras
Dolly Parton would be 3 1/2 feet tall

Isn't she already?

**Serge Litehead** · 09-08-2004, 11:39 AM

please donate another rib.

**tranza** · 09-08-2004, 12:04 PM

Good idea!!

**SPWGuru** · 09-08-2004, 12:56 PM

Originally posted by AaronM

2: When fucking doggy style, it will be easier to grab their tits and head for the home stretch.

Thats what hair is for.

**Zoe_Zoebaboe** · 09-08-2004, 12:57 PM

Makes ballroom dancing a popular pasttime? ;)

**AaronM** · 09-08-2004, 12:58 PM

Originally posted by SpwGuru
Thats what hair is for.

WTF do I know about hair?

**AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE** · 09-08-2004, 01:00 PM

Patent filed.

**Rob** · 09-08-2004, 01:14 PM

When I'm talking to God through my porcelin portal, I'll be sure to pass on the request.

**Doctor Dre** · 09-08-2004, 01:48 PM

I'm currently discussing the idea with god

**Nylz** · 09-08-2004, 02:34 PM

HAHA

good one

**CET** · 09-08-2004, 02:43 PM

I'd also like god to add a second dick to the middle of my stomach. That way I can fuck two chicks at the same time while they're smoochin it up.

**alexg** · 09-08-2004, 02:46 PM

good suggestion, although it would take me some time to get used to that..
in the beginning I will just think women are weird..

oh wait, they're weird already, so what the hell.... it can be done asap

**SPWGuru** · 09-08-2004, 03:20 PM

Originally posted by AaronM
WTF do I know about hair?

I know your bald head doesn't have any but I would hope you aren't fucking bald chicks.

**sumphatpimp** · 09-08-2004, 03:25 PM

I am busy at the moment but I will take it into consideration

**boobmaster** · 09-08-2004, 03:29 PM

Originally posted by AaronM
Women should have a set of titties on their back.

Two reasons for this:

1: It will be more difficult for them to catch us staring at their tits.

2: When fucking doggy style, it will be easier to grab their tits and head for the home stretch.

Thank you for considering my suggestion. Should you choose to implement it, I would like to receive full credit for the idea.

Respectfully submitted,

AaronM

Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain

**OzMan** · 09-08-2004, 03:30 PM

Originally posted by sumphatpimp
I am busy at the moment but I will take it into consideration

That pic is fake.
God doesn't have thumbs.
He doesn't need to grip anything.
He just waves and points and stuff gets created

**AaronM** · 09-08-2004, 03:32 PM

Originally posted by SpwGuru
I know your bald head doesn't have any but I would hope you aren't fucking bald chicks.

You got a problem with bald chicks? It's all the rage where I come from.

**jwerd** · 09-08-2004, 03:33 PM

damn aaron, good idea!

**boobmaster** · 09-08-2004, 03:34 PM

Originally posted by AaronM
You got a problem with bald chicks? It's all the rage where I come from.

Bald is fine. As long as they have big tits.

**mrgica** · 09-08-2004, 03:45 PM

Ok you are not the first one to ask for this, I will seriously consider that now. Thanks.

**MrIzzz** · 09-08-2004, 03:48 PM

and i pray to the lord that i have the opportunity to stain aaron's sheets one day

**baddog** · 09-08-2004, 03:51 PM

Originally posted by boobmaster
Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain

when did he? do you even know what that means?

**baddog** · 09-08-2004, 03:52 PM

Originally posted by OzMan
That pic is fake.

really?

**OzMan** · 09-08-2004, 03:53 PM

Originally posted by baddog
really?

yes , really.

It's all about the opposing thumbs, even a monkey knows that.

**mrgica** · 09-08-2004, 03:58 PM

Originally posted by OzMan
yes , really.

It's all about the opposing thumbs, even a monkey knows that.

GFY shod have "morons of the year posts" section

This would be the winner so far this year i think.

**baddog** · 09-08-2004, 04:18 PM

Originally posted by mrgica

GFY shod have "morons of the year posts" section

This would be the winner so far this year i think.

if you are referring to your contribution, it could be a contender.

**Rankings** · 09-08-2004, 04:30 PM

They should have them both places...the more the better

**JSA Matt** · 09-08-2004, 04:31 PM

**boobmaster** · 09-08-2004, 04:38 PM

Originally posted by baddog
when did he? do you even know what that means?

Yes, I do know actually. I think I know where you're going with this. It has nothing to do with swearing, if that's what you're thinking - VERY COMMON misconception. It means do not use the name of God in an irreverent or disrespectful manner.

**OzMan** · 09-08-2004, 05:14 PM

Originally posted by baddog
if you are referring to your contribution, it could be a contender.

**AaronM** · 09-08-2004, 05:19 PM

Originally posted by boobmaster
Yes, I do know actually. I think I know where you're going with this. It has nothing to do with swearing, if that's what you're thinking - VERY COMMON misconception. It means do not use the name of God in an irreverent or disrespectful manner.

How come people don't bitch when I talk shit about Santa or the Tooth Fairy?

I've seen Santa at the mall...Never seen God.

**gornyhuy** · 09-08-2004, 05:25 PM

Originally posted by boobmaster
Yes, I do know actually. I think I know where you're going with this. It has nothing to do with swearing, if that's what you're thinking - VERY COMMON misconception. It means do not use the name of God in an irreverent or disrespectful manner.

So, the creator's name is "God" ?

ATTN: God.....I would like you to implement the following change.

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