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  • CDSmith
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • May 2001
    • 51460
    #1

    25 reasons to kick Canada's ass

    Help me list them...


    1. Canadians think they invented everything

    2. They think they matter

    3. Quebec. (how do you say "nuff said" in French?)

    4. sexpeducation (aka: 'masterblogger')... that's grounds for invasion right there.

    5. Canadian TV shows suck.

    6. Canadian movies suck (except for Porkies) "Men with brooms"?? please.

    7. Because they need it. They've never lost a war, time to change that.

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    • Jdoughs
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      • Mar 2004
      • 5794
      #2
      Celine Dion and Bryan Adams need to be added to that list.
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        • alexg
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          • Aug 2003
          • 11287
          #3
          umm..
          because they didn't do very well in the olympics?

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            • alexg
              IL4L.com
              • Aug 2003
              • 11287
              #4
              maybe because they are bigger then the US, and on top, therefore creating a threat on the US?

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                • CDSmith
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • May 2001
                  • 51460
                  #5
                  1. Canadians think they invented everything

                  2. They think they matter

                  3. Quebec. (how do you say "nuff said" in French?)

                  4. sexpeducation (aka: 'masterblogger')... that's grounds for invasion right there.

                  5. Canadian TV shows suck.

                  6. Canadian movies suck (except for Porkies) "Men with brooms"?? please.

                  7. Because they need it. They've never lost a war, time to change that.

                  8. Celine Dion.

                  9. Brian Adams

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                    • alexg
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                      • Aug 2003
                      • 11287
                      #6
                      oh I know..

                      because they're better then the US in ice hockey

                      now that's grounds for invasion

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                        • Vitasoy
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                          • Oct 2003
                          • 58202
                          #7
                          Torontorians, think they're the center of the universe.


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                            • CDSmith
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                              • May 2001
                              • 51460
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Vitasoy
                              Torontorians, think they're the center of the universe.
                              Yes, but so do New Yorkers, so we cancel each other out.
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                                • sickkittens
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                                  • Jul 2002
                                  • 25100
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by alexg
                                  maybe because they are bigger then the US, and on top, therefore creating a threat on the US?
                                  Do Canadians actually feel they are superior because they are "on top"?

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                                    • Jdoughs
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                                      • Mar 2004
                                      • 5794
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by alexg
                                      oh I know..

                                      because they're better then the US in ice hockey

                                      now that's grounds for invasion


                                      BAHAHHAHHAA that reminds me of a great joke!!!
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                                        • alexg
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                                          • Aug 2003
                                          • 11287
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Jdoughs
                                          BAHAHHAHHAA that reminds me of a great joke!!!
                                          so, are you gonna charge for telling it or what?

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                                            • galleryseek
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Mar 2002
                                              • 8234
                                              #12
                                              Because they always close their sentances with "Eh?" / "Ay?"


                                              or is that some other country?

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                                                • kaliboy2g
                                                  So Fucking Banned (YEA!!)
                                                  • Jun 2004
                                                  • 10963
                                                  #13
                                                  What are you talkinb Aboot?
                                                  Care about me?
                                                  Who?
                                                  Me!
                                                  Who?

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                                                    • Jdoughs
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                                                      • Mar 2004
                                                      • 5794
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by alexg
                                                      so, are you gonna charge for telling it or what?
                                                      At school one day....The teacher askes the class to take turns, coming to the board and telling what their Daddys do for a living.

                                                      Timmy was the last kid to go up. He walks up to the board and looks at the whole class....takes one big deep breath and says....

                                                      "My dad is a Gay Cabaret Dancer at the "Faggot Foxhole" in town."

                                                      The teacher quickly gets Timmy back to his seat and changes the topic for the class...to get it out of the kids minds.

                                                      Later that day after school, the teacher tells Timmy to stay to have a word with her. She asked him "Timmy, is your dad really a gay cabaret dancer at the Faggot Foxhole, and if so are you ok with that?"

                                                      Timmy nods and says..."Actually my dad isnt a Gay Cabaret Dancer, hes a defencemen for TEAM USA, but i didnt want the kids to laugh at me."
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                                                        • sexeducation
                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                          • Jun 2003
                                                          • 7315
                                                          #15
                                                          Okay ... I have a beer buzz on ...
                                                          YES - believe it - I have been bombed and chatted on GFY.

                                                          lol
                                                          you "Am - er - ree - cans" as my brother would say ...that measurement is "8/16ths of an inch"....

                                                          ; )

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                                                            • Doctor Dre
                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                              • Jan 2001
                                                              • 51692
                                                              #16
                                                              Sleazydream
                                                              Originally posted by rayadp05
                                                              I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                                                                • sexeducation
                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                  • Jun 2003
                                                                  • 7315
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by Jdoughs
                                                                  At school one day....The teacher askes the class to take turns, coming to the board and telling what their Daddys do for a living.

                                                                  Timmy was the last kid to go up. He walks up to the board and looks at the whole class....takes one big deep breath and says....

                                                                  "My dad is a Gay Cabaret Dancer at the "Faggot Foxhole" in town."

                                                                  The teacher quickly gets Timmy back to his seat and changes the topic for the class...to get it out of the kids minds.

                                                                  Later that day after school, the teacher tells Timmy to stay to have a word with her. She asked him "Timmy, is your dad really a gay cabaret dancer at the Faggot Foxhole, and if so are you ok with that?"

                                                                  Timmy nods and says..."Actually my dad isnt a Gay Cabaret Dancer, hes a defencemen for TEAM USA, but i didnt want the kids to laugh at me."
                                                                  wtf ...was that ???
                                                                  One thing about Canadians we can poke fun at ourselves.
                                                                  Political humour is much more accepted here then down south in the country we should have take over centuries ago...

                                                                  ; )

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                                                                    • xxxdesign-net
                                                                      My hips don't lie
                                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                                      • 10129
                                                                      #18
                                                                      10- Manitoba (total a waste of space...)

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                                                                        • beergood
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Jun 2003
                                                                          • 2918
                                                                          #19
                                                                          BECAUSE FUCK CANADA
                                                                          icq: 320340263

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                                                                            • Vitasoy
                                                                              GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                                              • Oct 2003
                                                                              • 58202
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by alexg
                                                                              oh I know..

                                                                              because they're better then the US in ice hockey

                                                                              now that's grounds for invasion

                                                                              They still have world cup bragging rights, but I have doubts they'll get pass the Russians this time around.


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                                                                                • sexeducation
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                                                                                  • Jun 2003
                                                                                  • 7315
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by beergood
                                                                                  BECAUSE FUCK CANADA
                                                                                  Home of the Canadian Beaver ...
                                                                                  bring it on biotches ...
                                                                                  just chillaxen now

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                                                                                    • alexg
                                                                                      IL4L.com
                                                                                      • Aug 2003
                                                                                      • 11287
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by Jdoughs
                                                                                      At school one day....The teacher askes the class to take turns, coming to the board and telling what their Daddys do for a living.

                                                                                      Timmy was the last kid to go up. He walks up to the board and looks at the whole class....takes one big deep breath and says....

                                                                                      "My dad is a Gay Cabaret Dancer at the "Faggot Foxhole" in town."

                                                                                      The teacher quickly gets Timmy back to his seat and changes the topic for the class...to get it out of the kids minds.

                                                                                      Later that day after school, the teacher tells Timmy to stay to have a word with her. She asked him "Timmy, is your dad really a gay cabaret dancer at the Faggot Foxhole, and if so are you ok with that?"

                                                                                      Timmy nods and says..."Actually my dad isnt a Gay Cabaret Dancer, hes a defencemen for TEAM USA, but i didnt want the kids to laugh at me."


                                                                                      nice one..

                                                                                      pure canadian humor i believe

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                                                                                        • Jdoughs
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                                                                                          • Mar 2004
                                                                                          • 5794
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by alexg


                                                                                          nice one..

                                                                                          pure canadian humor i believe
                                                                                          heh well i am a purebread.

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                                                                                            • sexeducation
                                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                                              • Jun 2003
                                                                                              • 7315
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by xxxdesign-net
                                                                                              10- Manitoba (total a waste of space...)
                                                                                              okay okay ...
                                                                                              you win ...

                                                                                              lol

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                                                                                                • Jdoughs
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Mar 2004
                                                                                                  • 5794
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Vitasoy
                                                                                                  They still have world cup bragging rights, but I have doubts they'll get pass the Russians this time around.
                                                                                                  They will skate circles around them. Bigger , Faster and, and well the rest dont matter.
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                                                                                                    • sexeducation
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                                                                                                      • Jun 2003
                                                                                                      • 7315
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Well at least in Canada - particularily Quebec - you have to talk to someone before you know you hate them ....

                                                                                                      comedy channel

                                                                                                      In the USA we already know we hate everyone without - oil.

                                                                                                      ; )

                                                                                                      I have a beer buzz - just chillaxen - it's all good.

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                                                                                                        • Tempest
                                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                          • May 2004
                                                                                                          • 10217
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          1. Canadians think they invented everything
                                                                                                          We really don't. We just say it to get the US people worked up.

                                                                                                          2. They think they matter
                                                                                                          Everyone on the planet is a special unique snowflake.

                                                                                                          3. Quebec. (how do you say "nuff said" in French?)
                                                                                                          Take them if you want, I'm sure they'd love to be part of the US. Take all their debt with you by the way.

                                                                                                          4. sexpeducation (aka: 'masterblogger')... that's grounds for invasion right there.
                                                                                                          Seriously. Take this one off. We're ashamed something like this breaths our air.

                                                                                                          5. Canadian TV shows suck.
                                                                                                          Beachcombers man!!!

                                                                                                          6. Canadian movies suck (except for Porkies) "Men with brooms"?? please.
                                                                                                          We make movies??.

                                                                                                          7. Because they need it. They've never lost a war, time to change that.
                                                                                                          blah blah blah.. nah nah nah.

                                                                                                          8. Celine Dion.
                                                                                                          Do you really want me to mention Whitney?

                                                                                                          9. Brian Adams
                                                                                                          As opposed to?? Kenny G maybe???

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                                                                                                            • CDSmith
                                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                              • May 2001
                                                                                                              • 51460
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              1. Canadians think they invented everything

                                                                                                              2. They think they matter

                                                                                                              3. Quebec. (how do you say "nuff said" in French?)

                                                                                                              4. sexpeducation (aka: 'masterblogger')... that's grounds for invasion right there.

                                                                                                              5. Canadian TV shows suck.

                                                                                                              6. Canadian movies suck (except for Porkies) "Men with brooms"?? please.

                                                                                                              7. Because they need it. They've never lost a war, time to change that.

                                                                                                              8. Celine Dion.

                                                                                                              9. Brian Adams

                                                                                                              10. xxxdesign-net (total waste of skin)

                                                                                                              11. People who end sentences with "eh?" should be shot on principle.

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                                                                                                                • CDSmith
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                                                                                                                  • May 2001
                                                                                                                  • 51460
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Tempest, relax man.... this thread is a parrody of this one... http://board.gofuckyourself.com/show...adid=353064&s=

                                                                                                                  In case you didn't notice, I myself am Canadian.
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                                                                                                                    • Dagwolf
                                                                                                                      President of Canada
                                                                                                                      • Sep 2003
                                                                                                                      • 23141
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      What number are we on?

                                                                                                                      Canadian beer tastes better and has a higher alcohol content.
                                                                                                                      Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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                                                                                                                        • Rictor
                                                                                                                          Old Timer
                                                                                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                                                                                          • 12208
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Best thread ever.

                                                                                                                          Because they have stupid floppy heads as seen in South Park.

                                                                                                                          Because Canadian webmasters work for peanuts and steal jobs from Americans because $1 US is worth like $1,000 Canadian.

                                                                                                                          Because there's only like 1 person per million square miles so they couldn't get a decent sized army together to fight us.

                                                                                                                          Because they're a bunch of moose fuckers.

                                                                                                                          Canadians smell bad.

                                                                                                                          They leave their doors unlocked so they obviously won't be expecting an invasion.

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                                                                                                                            • CDSmith
                                                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                              • May 2001
                                                                                                                              • 51460
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              1. Canadians think they invented everything

                                                                                                                              2. They think they matter

                                                                                                                              3. Quebec. (how do you say "nuff said" in French?)

                                                                                                                              4. sexpeducation (aka: 'masterblogger')... that's grounds for invasion right there.

                                                                                                                              5. Canadian TV shows suck.

                                                                                                                              6. Canadian movies suck (except for Porkies) "Men with brooms"?? please.

                                                                                                                              7. Because they need it. They've never lost a war, time to change that.

                                                                                                                              8. Celine Dion.

                                                                                                                              9. Brian Adams

                                                                                                                              10. xxxdesign-net (total waste of skin)

                                                                                                                              11. People who end sentences with "eh?" should be shot on principle.

                                                                                                                              12. Southpark.

                                                                                                                              13. Because those god-damned Canadians are too cost-effective, that needs to stop NOW.

                                                                                                                              14. Their country is bigger'n ours. We carved up the USSR, now it's Canada's turn!

                                                                                                                              15. Buncha moose fuckers!

                                                                                                                              16. The air is cleaner and fresher up there. It should be OURS!

                                                                                                                              17. They think they're better 'cause they have less crime. Think they can leave their doors open. We'll show em.

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                                                                                                                                • Tempest
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                                                                                                                                  • May 2004
                                                                                                                                  • 10217
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                                                                                                  Tempest, relax man.... this thread is a parrody of this one... http://board.gofuckyourself.com/show...adid=353064&s=

                                                                                                                                  In case you didn't notice, I myself am Canadian.
                                                                                                                                  ha ha ha.. Yeah.. I noticed after I had posted it.

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                                                                                                                                    • sexeducation
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                                                                                                                                      • Jun 2003
                                                                                                                                      • 7315
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Ya man ...
                                                                                                                                      take it easy
                                                                                                                                      we're just chillaxen ....

                                                                                                                                      chill ...
                                                                                                                                      relax ...

                                                                                                                                      it's humour

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                                                                                                                                        • sexeducation
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                                                                                                                                          • Jun 2003
                                                                                                                                          • 7315
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Tempest
                                                                                                                                          text deleted ...


                                                                                                                                          4. sexpeducation (aka: 'masterblogger')... that's grounds for invasion right there.
                                                                                                                                          [i]Seriously. Take this one off. We're ashamed something like this breaths our air.

                                                                                                                                          text deleted

                                                                                                                                          BRYAN ADAMS

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                                                                                                                                          ROFLMAO

                                                                                                                                          aaahhh
                                                                                                                                          still laughing

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                                                                                                                                            • gxer
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                                                                                                                                              • Dec 2002
                                                                                                                                              • 846
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              cause CANADA is a huge village and their political weight in the world goes next after Mongolia

                                                                                                                                              Because canadian programers pray every night to get job in US.
                                                                                                                                              Because canadian women ugly
                                                                                                                                              because wanna be Americans , but they are "peeeeeeeeeeeeeep" from Asia mala-mala sina-mama

                                                                                                                                              enough ?

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                                                                                                                                                • CDSmith
                                                                                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                                  • May 2001
                                                                                                                                                  • 51460
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  1. Canadians think they invented everything

                                                                                                                                                  2. They think they matter

                                                                                                                                                  3. Quebec. (how do you say "nuff said" in French?)

                                                                                                                                                  4. sexpeducation (aka: 'masterblogger')... that's grounds for invasion right there.

                                                                                                                                                  5. Canadian TV shows suck.

                                                                                                                                                  6. Canadian movies suck (except for Porkies) "Men with brooms"?? please.

                                                                                                                                                  7. Because they need it. They've never lost a war, time to change that.

                                                                                                                                                  8. Celine Dion.

                                                                                                                                                  9. Brian Adams

                                                                                                                                                  10. xxxdesign-net (total waste of skin)

                                                                                                                                                  11. People who end sentences with "eh?" should be shot on principle.

                                                                                                                                                  12. Southpark.

                                                                                                                                                  13. Because those god-damned Canadians are too cost-effective, that needs to stop NOW.

                                                                                                                                                  14. Their country is bigger'n ours. We carved up the USSR, now it's Canada's turn!

                                                                                                                                                  15. Buncha moose fuckers!

                                                                                                                                                  16. The air is cleaner and fresher up there. It should be OURS!

                                                                                                                                                  17. They think they're better 'cause they have less crime. Think they can leave their doors open. We'll show em.

                                                                                                                                                  18. Their beer is better. Let's STEAL IT.

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                                                                                                                                                    • CDSmith
                                                                                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                                      • May 2001
                                                                                                                                                      • 51460
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      1. Canadians think they invented everything

                                                                                                                                                      2. They think they matter

                                                                                                                                                      3. Quebec. (how do you say "nuff said" in French?)

                                                                                                                                                      4. sexpeducation (aka: 'masterblogger')... that's grounds for invasion right there.

                                                                                                                                                      5. Canadian TV shows suck.

                                                                                                                                                      6. Canadian movies suck (except for Porkies) "Men with brooms"?? please.

                                                                                                                                                      7. Because they need it. They've never lost a war, time to change that.

                                                                                                                                                      8. Celine Dion.

                                                                                                                                                      9. Brian Adams

                                                                                                                                                      10. xxxdesign-net (total waste of skin)

                                                                                                                                                      11. People who end sentences with "eh?" should be shot on principle.

                                                                                                                                                      12. Southpark.

                                                                                                                                                      13. Because those god-damned Canadians are too cost-effective, that needs to stop NOW.

                                                                                                                                                      14. Their country is bigger'n ours. We carved up the USSR, now it's Canada's turn!

                                                                                                                                                      15. Buncha moose fuckers!

                                                                                                                                                      16. The air is cleaner and fresher up there. It should be OURS!

                                                                                                                                                      17. They think they're better 'cause they have less crime. Think they can leave their doors open. We'll show em.

                                                                                                                                                      18. Their beer is better. Let's STEAL IT.

                                                                                                                                                      19. Because any country whose name means "The village" is just begging to be invaded.

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                                                                                                                                                        • sexeducation
                                                                                                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                                          • Jun 2003
                                                                                                                                                          • 7315
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Our beer is better - THAT IS NOT A JOKE.
                                                                                                                                                          Where is Loryn or Lensman when you need them.

                                                                                                                                                          You should be banned for this improper use or attempt of humour.

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                                                                                                                                                            • Matrix
                                                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                              • Jun 2003
                                                                                                                                                              • 161
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              Many exaggerate about everything being so bad in the US and so great in Canada but they live and work here.
                                                                                                                                                              I may be here, I may be there; nobody knows, nobody cares!

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                                                                                                                                                                • Basic_man
                                                                                                                                                                  Programming King Pin
                                                                                                                                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                                                                  • 27360
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
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                                                                                                                                                                    • sexeducation
                                                                                                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                                                      • Jun 2003
                                                                                                                                                                      • 7315
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Matrix
                                                                                                                                                                      Many exaggerate about everything being so bad in the US and so great in Canada but they live and work here.
                                                                                                                                                                      Like my brother demands of his sub-ordinates that work below him ...

                                                                                                                                                                      listen you "Am-er-ree-cans" ... "that's 8/16ths of an inch".
                                                                                                                                                                      ; )

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                                                                                                                                                                        • Rob
                                                                                                                                                                          I'm a great bowler.
                                                                                                                                                                          • Nov 2003
                                                                                                                                                                          • 13310
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          1. Because they have FREE HEALTHCARE!!!! Bastards.

                                                                                                                                                                          2. What the fuck is a mounty and why is a state icon!?!?! It's a cross between the two things Americans hate the most: Troopers and Brits!

                                                                                                                                                                          3. They speak French in some areas.

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                                                                                                                                                                            • sexeducation
                                                                                                                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                                                              • Jun 2003
                                                                                                                                                                              • 7315
                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by sexeducation
                                                                                                                                                                              Like my brother demands of his sub-ordinates that work below him ...

                                                                                                                                                                              listen you "Am-er-ree-cans" ... "that's 8/16ths of an inch".
                                                                                                                                                                              ; )

                                                                                                                                                                              The real funny part is - Americans actually hate that joke.
                                                                                                                                                                              right?

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                                                                                                                                                                                • CDSmith
                                                                                                                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                                                                  • May 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                  • 51460
                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  1. Canadians think they invented everything

                                                                                                                                                                                  2. They think they matter

                                                                                                                                                                                  3. Quebec. (how do you say "nuff said" in French?)

                                                                                                                                                                                  4. sexpeducation (aka: 'masterblogger')... that's grounds for invasion right there.

                                                                                                                                                                                  5. Canadian TV shows suck.

                                                                                                                                                                                  6. Canadian movies suck (except for Porkies) "Men with brooms"?? please.

                                                                                                                                                                                  7. Because they need it. They've never lost a war, time to change that.

                                                                                                                                                                                  8. Celine Dion.

                                                                                                                                                                                  9. Brian Adams

                                                                                                                                                                                  10. xxxdesign-net (total waste of skin)

                                                                                                                                                                                  11. People who end sentences with "eh?" should be shot on principle.

                                                                                                                                                                                  12. Southpark.

                                                                                                                                                                                  13. Because those god-damned Canadians are too cost-effective, that needs to stop NOW.

                                                                                                                                                                                  14. Their country is bigger'n ours. We carved up the USSR, now it's Canada's turn!

                                                                                                                                                                                  15. Buncha moose fuckers!

                                                                                                                                                                                  16. The air is cleaner and fresher up there. It should be OURS!

                                                                                                                                                                                  17. They think they're better 'cause they have less crime. Think they can leave their doors open. We'll show em.

                                                                                                                                                                                  18. Their beer is better. Let's STEAL IT.

                                                                                                                                                                                  19. Because any country whose name means "The village" is just begging to be invaded.

                                                                                                                                                                                  20. They have free healthcare. Why should we create our own free system when we can just take over theirs? (and make them pay like the rest of us!)

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                                                                                                                                                                                    • buddyjuf
                                                                                                                                                                                      #46

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                                                                                                                                                                                        • GiantGnome
                                                                                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                                          • Jan 2004
                                                                                                                                                                                          • 4344
                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
                                                                                                                                                                                          Their coins get stuck in the vending machines !@#$%^
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                                                                                                                                                                                            • CDSmith
                                                                                                                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                                                                              • May 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                              • 51460
                                                                                                                                                                                              #48
                                                                                                                                                                                              1. Canadians think they invented everything

                                                                                                                                                                                              2. They think they matter

                                                                                                                                                                                              3. Quebec. (how do you say "nuff said" in French?)

                                                                                                                                                                                              4. sexpeducation (aka: 'masterblogger')... that's grounds for invasion right there.

                                                                                                                                                                                              5. Canadian TV shows suck.

                                                                                                                                                                                              6. Canadian movies suck (except for Porkies) "Men with brooms"?? please.

                                                                                                                                                                                              7. Because they need it. They've never lost a war, time to change that.

                                                                                                                                                                                              8. Celine Dion.

                                                                                                                                                                                              9. Brian Adams

                                                                                                                                                                                              10. xxxdesign-net (total waste of skin)

                                                                                                                                                                                              11. People who end sentences with "eh?" should be shot on principle.

                                                                                                                                                                                              12. Southpark.

                                                                                                                                                                                              13. Because those god-damned Canadians are too cost-effective, that needs to stop NOW.

                                                                                                                                                                                              14. Their country is bigger'n ours. We carved up the USSR, now it's Canada's turn!

                                                                                                                                                                                              15. Buncha moose fuckers!

                                                                                                                                                                                              16. The air is cleaner and fresher up there. It should be OURS!

                                                                                                                                                                                              17. They think they're better 'cause they have less crime. Think they can leave their doors open. We'll show em.

                                                                                                                                                                                              18. Their beer is better. Let's STEAL IT.

                                                                                                                                                                                              19. Because any country whose name means "The village" is just begging to be invaded.

                                                                                                                                                                                              20. They have free healthcare. Why should we create our own free system when we can just take over theirs? (and make them pay like the rest of us!)

                                                                                                                                                                                              21. We need to destroy their 'funny money' before their retarded looney dollars destroy all our vending machines!

                                                                                                                                                                                              22.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                • GiantGnome
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                                                                                                                                                                  • 4344
                                                                                                                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                                                                                                                  dont they use the metric system? OOOO I hate that. I remember back in the early 70s being told how the USA would be using only that in about 10 years.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • CDSmith
                                                                                                                                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                                                                                      • May 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                                      • 51460
                                                                                                                                                                                                      #50
                                                                                                                                                                                                      1. Canadians think they invented everything

                                                                                                                                                                                                      2. They think they matter

                                                                                                                                                                                                      3. Quebec. (how do you say "nuff said" in French?)

                                                                                                                                                                                                      4. sexpeducation (aka: 'masterblogger')... that's grounds for invasion right there.

                                                                                                                                                                                                      5. Canadian TV shows suck.

                                                                                                                                                                                                      6. Canadian movies suck (except for Porkies) "Men with brooms"?? please.

                                                                                                                                                                                                      7. Because they need it. They've never lost a war, time to change that.

                                                                                                                                                                                                      8. Celine Dion.

                                                                                                                                                                                                      9. Brian Adams

                                                                                                                                                                                                      10. xxxdesign-net (total waste of skin)

                                                                                                                                                                                                      11. People who end sentences with "eh?" should be shot on principle.

                                                                                                                                                                                                      12. Southpark.

                                                                                                                                                                                                      13. Because those god-damned Canadians are too cost-effective, that needs to stop NOW.

                                                                                                                                                                                                      14. Their country is bigger'n ours. We carved up the USSR, now it's Canada's turn!

                                                                                                                                                                                                      15. Buncha moose fuckers!

                                                                                                                                                                                                      16. The air is cleaner and fresher up there. It should be OURS!

                                                                                                                                                                                                      17. They think they're better 'cause they have less crime. Think they can leave their doors open. We'll show em.

                                                                                                                                                                                                      18. Their beer is better. Let's STEAL IT.

                                                                                                                                                                                                      19. Because any country whose name means "The village" is just begging to be invaded.

                                                                                                                                                                                                      20. They have free healthcare. Why should we create our own free system when we can just take over theirs? (and make them pay like the rest of us!)

                                                                                                                                                                                                      21. We need to destroy their 'funny money' before their retarded looney dollars destroy all our vending machines!

                                                                                                                                                                                                      22. Fuckers just HAD to join the rest of the world and start using the fucking metric system. Kill them all.

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