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Rob · 08-18-2005, 08:05 PM

Lowering the cost of Health Care:
Outlaw malpractice suits. Go to the doctor at your own fucking risk knowing that he or she may fuck up. It's the chance you take. What's your other option? Dying a slow and agonizing death because you didn't go to a doctor? Quit suing all the doctors and malpractice insurance will be a thing of the past. BUYER BEWARE. SHOP AT YOUR OWN RISK!

Feeding and Sheltering the homeless:
Start taxing churches and other religious organizations. They've had a free lunch on our expense long enough. I would make them pay higher taxes. Pay back is a bitch.

The "War on Drugs":
Legalize the fuckers. It's called thinning the herd. Survival of the fittest. If someone wants to suck on a glass dick, then let them! It's their ass not mine and in the process they'll be paying taxes for their crack, smack, heroion, and blow so it will in essence help educate my kids and repave my roads.

The Crime Rate:
See War on Drugs. Legalize drugs and it will cut down crime a very large percentage. There will no longer be a need for shady drug dealers and theiving users. All young inspiring young entreprenuers can have their very own corner crack stands and pay taxes in the process.

Welfare:
Get rid of it. If they can't pay their own tab then they can't eat. Plain and simple. All of the handouts that people depend on is the actual reason they're not getting jobs in the first place. Why should they have to? if someone else was paying my way then I'd be a lazy ass mofo, too! Desperation does wonders for people. If you rip that government provided teet away from them then I'm sure you'd be amazed at what they could accomplish in the work force. Some of them might even become doctors or lawyers.

Education:
Start paying teachers a starting salary of $100,000 a year and watch our education system blow the fuck up! Make every pro athlete donate 2% of their salary to the education system. Call it a "payback tax" or hell, use all of the money you're making from all the fucking crack head, tweekers, geekers, potheads, and huffers to pay the teachers. When teachers who have 4 year degrees make less than dish washers at Bennigans that don't even know how to spell G.E.D., we have a problem. Why should a person who taught a person to be an Engineer make 15 times less than the person they taught?

Pollution and the Ozone Layer:
Fuck it. I won't be alive to see it go and I doubt my grandchildren would appreciate the fact that I recycled a fucking aluminum can or didn't use hairspray to save their sorry asses from tanning indexes of 1200. The ungrateful bastards will probably just put me in a nursing home by the time I'm 75 so fuck them. They want me to fend for myself when I'm old and feeble then the can fend for themselves when they're young and getting emphazema!

08-18-2005, 08:05 PM
Rob I'm a great bowler. Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Right Outside of Normal. Posts: 13,309	My Suggestions to Better the United States. Lowering the cost of Health Care: Outlaw malpractice suits. Go to the doctor at your own fucking risk knowing that he or she may fuck up. It's the chance you take. What's your other option? Dying a slow and agonizing death because you didn't go to a doctor? Quit suing all the doctors and malpractice insurance will be a thing of the past. BUYER BEWARE. SHOP AT YOUR OWN RISK! Feeding and Sheltering the homeless: Start taxing churches and other religious organizations. They've had a free lunch on our expense long enough. I would make them pay higher taxes. Pay back is a bitch. The "War on Drugs": Legalize the fuckers. It's called thinning the herd. Survival of the fittest. If someone wants to suck on a glass dick, then let them! It's their ass not mine and in the process they'll be paying taxes for their crack, smack, heroion, and blow so it will in essence help educate my kids and repave my roads. The Crime Rate: See War on Drugs. Legalize drugs and it will cut down crime a very large percentage. There will no longer be a need for shady drug dealers and theiving users. All young inspiring young entreprenuers can have their very own corner crack stands and pay taxes in the process. Welfare: Get rid of it. If they can't pay their own tab then they can't eat. Plain and simple. All of the handouts that people depend on is the actual reason they're not getting jobs in the first place. Why should they have to? if someone else was paying my way then I'd be a lazy ass mofo, too! Desperation does wonders for people. If you rip that government provided teet away from them then I'm sure you'd be amazed at what they could accomplish in the work force. Some of them might even become doctors or lawyers. Education: Start paying teachers a starting salary of $100,000 a year and watch our education system blow the fuck up! Make every pro athlete donate 2% of their salary to the education system. Call it a "payback tax" or hell, use all of the money you're making from all the fucking crack head, tweekers, geekers, potheads, and huffers to pay the teachers. When teachers who have 4 year degrees make less than dish washers at Bennigans that don't even know how to spell G.E.D., we have a problem. Why should a person who taught a person to be an Engineer make 15 times less than the person they taught? Pollution and the Ozone Layer: Fuck it. I won't be alive to see it go and I doubt my grandchildren would appreciate the fact that I recycled a fucking aluminum can or didn't use hairspray to save their sorry asses from tanning indexes of 1200. The ungrateful bastards will probably just put me in a nursing home by the time I'm 75 so fuck them. They want me to fend for myself when I'm old and feeble then the can fend for themselves when they're young and getting emphazema! __________________